Maria Amiga @MaryFriend1
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It's my month bitches
It's my month bitches
🤣🤣🤣🤣 But no, seriously. Nothing makes sense
it's another lovely spring day to REMIND YOU DELINQUENTS TO STOP "RESCUING" BABY ANIMALS. THEIR MOMS ARE MOST LIKELY NEARBY - SO MIND YOUR BUSINESS. FAWNS, DROP EM'. BIRDS, LEAVE EM'. RACCOONS, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. FOXES?! -SWIPER NO SWIPING. ARMADILLO?¿? ARMADILL-NO.
I cannot be the only one who prefers a written list of steps to achieve the desired result over a video of someone showing me how to do it. Right?
Happy April 25th everyone!
Miss Rhode Island: “I'd have to say April 25th, because it's not too hot, not too cold. All you need is a light jacket." Us: Same 📷@MuirWoodsNPS #NationalParkWeek
Ima be honest… I pay zero attention to gas prices. Tf ima do bout it😂😂
They make shorts for women in their 20s and shorts for women in their 60s but if you’re in your 30s you either have to look like you’re vacationing on your AARP discount or at Myrtle for post exams someone MAKE US SHORTS
Today’s date is a palindrome 4-20-2024 Smoke em if ya got em!
Sometimes i just zone out like this:
wow everyone's eyes are so red the pollen must be really bad today
Midwest peer pressure is when your neighbor just mowed their lawn and you now have 24 hours to respond
I don’t care what you say, there’s no reason a dishwasher should take 2 hours to run a cycle Seems like a 30 minute job, tops
So glad that I grew up before cell phones existed..I did so many stupid things and there is no record of it
I am BEGGING the internet to understand that when I search “how to” anything I am not looking for a video I am looking for a list of written instructions because I’m not five
So are we going to do anything about the “whole body deodorant” situation or are we just going to watch another generation of women give themselves cervical cancer like we did with baby powder?
Yuppers
Between Charlie Kirk bullying senators into making Nebraska a winner take all state, and Linehan pulling every trick in the book to keep LB 753 from being on the ballot, it’s clear there are people in this state trying to silence voters. Don’t let this go unnoticed.
Your periodic reminder that 100% of unwanted pregnancies are caused by men and that Republicans aren’t “pro-life”. They are anti-women.
my problem is that if i put things away in cupboards i forget they exist but if i keep things out on display i get overwhelmed by clutter
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Dudes be hysterical lol
So close! It’s actually all of my rights being stripped away
Every woman’s biggest nightmare is late marriage.
I hope this email finds you cold and shamed lying naked on the floor illusion never changed into something real wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn
It's my month bitches
May is Volcano Awareness Month. We have volcanoes. You are now aware. See you next May.
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Resin capsules used to secure bolts and rods in certain structures 📹 mind_arch_eng
@DailyLoud unloading the whole clip if that was me
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Alright kings, time to chime in. Would this have worked?
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They were trying to tell us something
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