Mariah Christensen @MariahC4503371
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It’s not a Matty Healy or a Joe Alwyn album it’s a TAYLOR SWIFT album, hope this helps
It’s not a Matty Healy or a Joe Alwyn album it’s a TAYLOR SWIFT album, hope this helps
aaron dessner you are the glue holding this nation together
Holy cow. Seth Meyers spent 90 seconds on his show last night reminding his viewers everything that Donald Trump has said I done & it is absolutely perfect. This is how it’s done & we need so much more of it. Watch & share this.
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#Vikings fans let’s do what we do and get @horribleharry99 in the top 3! RT RT RT #WPMOYChallenge Harrison Phillips
Let’s bring Harrison Phillips up to number one. Retweet/Repost this tweet to vote! Harrison Phillips #WPMOYChallenge @horribleharry99
Last week to vote! Please Repost this to help me get to the probowl! Thank you #Skol Josh Metellus #ProBowlVote
The best LT in the @NFL absolutely belongs in Orlando at the #ProBowlGames 🌴 Let's help get him there. Like, comment, and RT to spread the word! #Skol // @Vikings // @chrisdarrisaw71 #ProBowlVote #ChristianDarrisaw #ProBowlVote #ChristianDarrisaw #ProBowlVote…
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This tweet was meant to be a whimsical little bit of humor but it turned into a social experiment about how men don’t understand women’s jokes. In today’s essay I will—
If I encountered a bear in the woods, I would simply offer him a small smackerel of honey.
A wee field mouse has been showing up at my door every few days for the last 2 weeks. He's very polite. I say please go the other way, buddy! And he always does. Anyway, today my neighbor saw me telling him goodbye as he scurried off, so now I have to move.
Even that little mid week stop to grab a few things but isn’t the main grocery shopping trip is costing $130.
I wouldn’t tell anyone I’d won the lottery, but there would be signs…
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it’s cause she’s Taydaughter and everybody who’s on Taylor’s side gets good karma 😙
kinda insane how out of all artists the one who dethroned taylor swift is sabrina carpenter
you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
you’re not depressed you just need to hang out with your long distance best friends
Ryan Gosling and Mikey Day have returned as Beavis & Butthead for ‘THE FALL GUY’ premiere. (Source: @THR)
I’ve held on to this skirt since HIGH SCHOOL even though I’ve never worn it and now I know why.. do we see the vision???
When my coworker says something extremely coworker and it’s just like okay you are not beating the coworker allegations
Ariana writing a goodbye song: bye-bye, bye-bye, boy bye, bye bye, it's over, it's over. Taylor writing a goodbye song: Will you take a moment? Promise me this. That you’ll stand by me forever, but if God forbid fate should step in and force us into a goodbye.
I hope every Swiftie mom gets this card on Mother’s Day 🩷
Makes me trust her that she simply cannot conceal her disgust here
this film photo my friend took of me photographing my hot dog is the most beautiful thing… I’ve ever seen…
Taylor Swift during the summer of 2023
the double meaning in “you deserve prison but you won’t get time. you’ll slide into inboxes and slip through the bars” will never fail to take my breath away. insane.
wake up babe, another “taylor swift first ever” achievement dropped
Taylor Swift’s ‘THE ERAS TOUR’ was the 7th most profitable film of 2023, with a net profit of $172M. It is the first concert film ever to make the list.
Because literally the only thing wrong with the lyric is your listening skills Ty
“We don’t read. This is the Tonight Show. You wanna go over to Stephen Colbert if you wanna get people that read books.” You could hear a PIN DROP I’m fucking crying help ??? 💀
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