Lenny Marcus @LennyMarcusNYC
Stand-up Comedian. Husband. Daddy. Statistician for the NY Giants. Co-host of the @FckryPodcast Tour with Leslie Jones: https://t.co/zn3wfv7KMk LennyMarcus.com New York City Joined March 2012-
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Seriously, how fucking warped is this? "Hey, poor rubes. I know my father in law is a 'billionaire.' But take that money you make at Applebee's and send it to him. God bless."
Seriously, how fucking warped is this? "Hey, poor rubes. I know my father in law is a 'billionaire.' But take that money you make at Applebee's and send it to him. God bless."
Tyrone, you better call her. Trust. 🤣🤣🤣
Tyrone, you better call her. Trust. 🤣🤣🤣
Another great night with @TheDailyShow thanks @jordanklepper for letting me share your desk tonight!! As always the glam killed! @BrianMcphatter -stylist @DABaileyHair -Hair @LolasBeautyMark -makeup @aquabrandofficial - dress @inc_rtw - shoes And my partner in crime…
And 89% of those fentanyl traffickers were U.S. citizens. But you’d rather demonize all immigrants than tell your followers the truth, @tedcruz. We need a secure, orderly, and humane immigration system. Maybe conduct some oversight the next time you fly to Cancun. 🤡
And 89% of those fentanyl traffickers were U.S. citizens. But you’d rather demonize all immigrants than tell your followers the truth, @tedcruz. We need a secure, orderly, and humane immigration system. Maybe conduct some oversight the next time you fly to Cancun. 🤡
We in you city Maui!!me and @LennyMarcusNYC will be at the Maui arts and cultural center!! Doors open at seven
Orrrr heckling ultra liberal audience member who doesn't understand free speech (Lawmom?), comedy, or how to act in public whines on X about what comics should joke about after getting made fun of. Who's the snowflake? #NobodyMadeYouStay
Orrrr heckling ultra liberal audience member who doesn't understand free speech (Lawmom?), comedy, or how to act in public whines on X about what comics should joke about after getting made fun of. Who's the snowflake? #NobodyMadeYouStay
Lmao this snowflake ass @LennyMarcusNYC
Here’s a little throwback, but come see me and @LennyMarcusNYC LIVE! We’ll be in Hawaii on Feb 22nd and 23rd. Hit the link in my bio for more info. SEE YOU SOON!
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Jivin’ way down to HAWAII!!! Who’s coming to the shows?!!February 22nd at Castle Theater in Maui and February 23rd at Hawaii Theater Center in Honolulu! Get your tickets in the link in my bio! Come laugh with me and @LennyMarcusNYC
@LennyMarcusNYC @Lesdoggg Would you mind RT for my school project below? Thanks!
@LennyMarcusNYC @Lesdoggg Would you mind RT for my school project below? Thanks!
Keith Robinson CRUSHED his special taping!! Way to go Dad! @1keithrobinson
Thx JA!
Amazing!! 🤣🤣🤣
Friday of Death!! Thank you @paulofcharsky and @SiriusXMComedy Raw Comedy (ch.99)!! #Honored
Friday of Death!! Thank you @paulofcharsky and @SiriusXMComedy Raw Comedy (ch.99)!! #Honored
Good morning! I have a time sensitive project up for stocking stuffers for 36 kids in my school community. These are our Angel Tree families. 2x match. RT ❤️ @LennyMarcusNYC @Lesdoggg donorschoose.org/project/angel-…
Omg! Thank you so much Jane!
A loved tradition is a new soft sweatshirt to usher in the 7th grade year. My one class will have me again and this is a nice way to stay warm and show spirit. 2x match ❤️ RT @PamWickham1 @IAmSophiaNelson @craignewmark @sherylunderwood donorschoose.org/project/sweats…
Leslie Jones 🦋 @Lesdoggg
1.4M Followers 2K Following I'm LESLIE F*CKING JONES. Hit the link to grab my book and see me live!
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Jim & Sam @jimandsamshow
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Chrissie Mayr🇺🇸 @ChrissieMayr
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Opie Radio podcast @OpieRadio
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Todd Barry @toddbarry
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Jessica Kirson @JessicaKirson
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1.4M Followers 2K Following I'm LESLIE F*CKING JONES. Hit the link to grab my book and see me live!
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214K Followers 930 Following Stand-up Comic. Knicks fan. See me in your city: https://t.co/NGdY2cYtXP
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112K Followers 1K Following I'm a comedian and I have a 3 one hour comedy specials available for free on YouTube. “I Hate Myself” & “This Years Material” & “Enough For Everybody”
Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman
200K Followers 4K Following Year round iced coffee drinker. Stand-up special "People Pleaser" out now. Previously: Last Week Tonight, Mrs. Maisel, Head Writer/EP Desus & Mero.
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278K Followers 2K Following My pronouns are Bud/Light https://t.co/DktrqBCBJz
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Jessica Kirson @JessicaKirson
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After two days, #NYGiants have added an impact WR, a physical S and a traits CB - got value in each & filled two biggest needs. I'd still seek a power RB, and TE (good value left in both) and 3-tech DT (very thin). Picks left: 4th-107, 5th-166, 6th-183. Starts at noon today.
Pure pleasure to hear Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson today on @NPR's SCOTUS broadcast. Ignoring the angels dancing on the head of a pin arguments, in a few smart questions KBJ shredded @realDonaldTrump's criminal immunity claim. KBJ is THE court's top legal scholar.
Actually, Mark, MacGregor is Trump's guy. Trump appointed him to be Ambassador to Germany. When MacGregor failed to win Senate confirmation, Trump appointed him to a sr DOD position where MacGregor worked directly with the White House. MacGregor and his lunacy are Trump/MAGA.
This colonel-jackass has been a clown for years. So, Netanyahu wants to escalate to survive? I see. And I thought Iran was a terrorist state building nukes and threatening America. Where do these pathetic, incoherent assh*les come from? Iran has overthrown Lebanon, Iraq, Yemen.…
Tomorrow night I’m going to be a hot guy.
TOMORROW: The 2024 #WritersGuildAwards New York Ceremony, hosted by @joshgondelman! Follow along for updates, interviews from the red carpet... and possibly more groundbreaking fashion choices. 🏆
Israel, I’m so sorry evil hit you on October 7th. I’m sorry your men, women & children were raped, killed, & kidnapped. I’m sorry you’ve been forced to respond. I’m sorry you’ve lost so many soldiers in this war. I’m sorry that so much of the world hates that you’re simply…
As Curb comes to an end here is my favorite interaction I had with Larry David. We were at SNL in the hallway by the stage going over cue cards for Weekend Update. Larry was doing a Bernie cameo so he was in the guest dressing room right next to us.
Is it too late for me to start my own social media platform? I couldn't crash a stock that hard if I was driving it in a CyberTruck.
Seriously, how fucking warped is this? "Hey, poor rubes. I know my father in law is a 'billionaire.' But take that money you make at Applebee's and send it to him. God bless."
This may be the most disgusting moment of the election cycle. The daughter-in-law of a billionaire telling those who can’t afford to donate $5 to save up so they can donate later. A billionaire begging the poor to pay his personal bills. Disgusting.
we're covering an election in which the leader of one of our two major parties is a deranged criminal acting like a mob boss to muscle his way out of deep legal jeopardy
Kristen Welker describes Trump's attacks on a judge's family and other unhinged rhetoric as "a reminder that we are covering this election against the backdrop of a deeply divided nation."
Secret to our marriage - don’t communicate
Another great night with @TheDailyShow thanks @jordanklepper for letting me share your desk tonight!! As always the glam killed! @BrianMcphatter -stylist @DABaileyHair -Hair @LolasBeautyMark -makeup @aquabrandofficial - dress @inc_rtw - shoes And my partner in crime…
"Ronna McDaniel is not a victim. She is among the most noxious public liars of this low era. She disgraced herself during the commission of a coup against the legitimate government of the people of the United States." The phony outrage to NBC's decision to part ways with…
THREAD (1/6) Trump enters this weekend a very frightened man. As we've said umpteen times, a malignant narcissist already lives in fear, using bluster and bravado to counter it. A malignant narcissist's driving fear is that their falsities will be exposed. Their GREATEST fear is…
Real journalists are losing their jobs, but the handmaids of American fascism are getting plum spots in legacy American media organizations. Shame on you, @NBCNews
Ronna McDaniel to join NBC News as political analyst ow.ly/SVPX105mZMs
Only a week to go. Get ready for #HotCrossBuns!!!
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