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Can't believe we're getting a new Dirty Three album in the year 2024. Pinch me.
This looks like a close up of my belly button, which is also cavernous.
This looks like a close up of my belly button, which is also cavernous.
I know everyone is excited about this, but I am not. As someone often mistaken for handsome, bearded athletes, I am already anxious about the cat calls and aggressive sexual advances. Not sure if I will be able to attend any games this season, unfortunately.
I know everyone is excited about this, but I am not. As someone often mistaken for handsome, bearded athletes, I am already anxious about the cat calls and aggressive sexual advances. Not sure if I will be able to attend any games this season, unfortunately.
Not in this household
Playing first show with new band on 3/21 at the Casbah. I'm super excited and think everyone should go.
Saw a BMW 330e with personalized plates "BMW330E" and... yes... sure, of course. Congratulations.
Type the year you turned 18 into the GIF bar and post the best GIF you see…
Type the year you turned 18 into the GIF bar and post the best GIF you see… https://t.co/ei4uXQJem3
Games of Power - Home Front Metta World Peace - @_softkill Formal Growth In The Desert - @protomartyrband
Games of Power - Home Front Metta World Peace - @_softkill Formal Growth In The Desert - @protomartyrband
Why not 4?
Met Nick Cave while swimming around at Barton Springs today. Was pretty cool tbh.
Crazy to me that the song "Let's Get it Started" by Black Eyed Peas is just the clean version of a song with a much more questionable title.
Me since mid-May: "I'm not even THINKING about playoffs until the Pads get back to .500..."
Took my 5 y/o daughter to the game today. Was a great experience until we were leaving and she noticed a dude wearing a jersey with the name "Friar Fucks" and number "69" on it. She can't read, but I had to explain it to her. Traumatic for the both of us. #dobetter #stayclassy
This had been my kid's favorite/most requested song lately and I'm so stoked youtu.be/0BtIiBI8rGc?fe…
My daughter (5 y/o) "doesn't have a crush" on a kid named Oliver... when I asked her what his last name is, she said "Love". She wants me to believe dude's name is "Oliver Love"
Got to see the great City of Caterpillar again tonight. One of my favorite bands ever.
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2K Followers 116 Following out here in the field recording the songs! https://t.co/iThXFl0yP3 https://t.co/hms1eZyh6gwhat would I do, where would I be without this man and his music. Thank you Neil
In his 2nd pro game, 17-year-old Leodalis DeVries is quickly racking up 1sts: ✔️ 1B ✔️ SB ✔️ 2B @Padres | @Storm_Baseball
This would have been a perfect Seinfeld clip with George Costanza being the fan that got the Yankees manager ejected
Volume up. Aaron Boone gets ejected in 1st inning, mics pick up everything between him and ump. Tremendous audio here.
We won 5⃣-3 yesterday thanks to 4⃣hits from Kai Murphy. Today we try to make it 3⃣ wins in a row in the 2⃣nd to last game of the series at 1⃣:05pm.
The context in which I met him is this: My then-12-year old brother was a Make-A-Wish kid battling cancer. His wish was to go to the ESPYs. Howie spent a good 30 minutes talking to him at the ESPYs making him feel like the most special person in the world. We never forgot it.
I first met “The Schwab” when I was 15. He was incredibly kind and provided me invaluable advice on how to establish a career working in sports media. He went out of his way to continue swapping emails with me for years when he didn’t have to. He was a great man. RIP.
bro refuses to do any work at home too smh
Boomers love posting stuff like this and then calling the police on teenage skateboarders because they’re making noise.
See You Later.. Duncan and I are taking time away from the @orvillepeck band to pave the way for our next release. We've been with OP from the beginning and loved every second of it, incl. our show at the last Orville Peck Rodeo, recorded by Kynan Tait: youtu.be/TCFYfhP_JkQ
Toranaga was going through it but still carved time to play a practical joke on the church. Don’t let tough times stop you from goofing off #SHOGUN
Much appreciation and respect for other amazing cities in our great country, but spent the off day running errands and thanking God that I get to do it in San Diego. #AmericasFinestCity
Welp, Jake Arrieta get ready to un retire.
the sign was absolutely perfect in every way. so many hidden gems and callbacks. literally have zero notes. probably my favorite Bluey episode of all-time…….oh yeah, the kiddo liked it too.
I don’t care what anyone says. This is the best Padres moment of the last decade