SD meme machine @SDMemeMachine
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@everydaydodgers @PrellerPlsCook Soto trade was an attempt to try and win a WS while Seidler was still alive. w/o Soto, we don’t make it to the NLCS in 22…but then maybe we don’t have as much hype / locker room dysfunction in 23. The Soto trade was right at the time and I can’t blame Seidler for doing it.
The standing ovation was always a terribly dumb idea that really only would ever work in a Disney movie. The man is a professional yet you all stood up and applauded him because he is playing like shit and he just needed a “lil encouragement”
Xander Bogaerts since the “standing ovation” today👏 Error that allowed 2 runs to score 0/4 3 strike outs Batting Average dropped below .200 OPS dropped to .517 THE X MAN IS BACK?
@DevineGospel Bring in the roboumps! 🤖
@RyanCohen24 He’s good for baseball in the way he further reinforces the need to replace all home plate umps with robots
@RakeLambDodger @SamNeher24 The Padres have won a playoff game more recently than the Dodgers
@RyanPayne32 Please, go on. Curious on your thoughts as to why.
@mattycatty15 Not everyone in SD went to college at all or went to SDSU. This isn’t a classic college town so they’ll never get the same support as the Padres or Chargers (when they were here). UCLA (18 final 4s and 11 championships in the last 60 years) doesn’t get that much support in LA.
This mfer about to go 6 and 2/3 with 5 hits, 1 run and the Padres lose 2-1
@TooMuchMortons_ It’s that new dad energy that has him boosted
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Yoshinobu Yamamoto throws 5 shutout innings & the 1-2-3 of Betts/Ohtani/Freeman go 7 for 14 as the Los Angeles Dodgers lose 6-5 to the St. Louis Cardinals in extra innings
@OrangeBallTalk @DYTChrisKing @CBKReport 7 wins minimum in those 3 years. The last two years this team has wildly underperformed. Tommy is 4-3 in March and has been a top 2 seed and 1-6 ATS so the team has consistently underperformed expectations.
No he was fucking not
Caleb Love is ready 😤 @ArizonaMBB #MarchMadness
@bobby_muse28 @jmw232323 @airtatis @Tecs4Life Have you ever heard of the concept of ‘lying’? Allegations are serious enough that it’s warranted to be investigated. Pete Rose swore he never gambled, then he said he never bet on baseball, then it became he never bet on baseball as a player but only as a manager…
@jasonscheer In 2020, Covid canceled the tournament. In 2024, it will be aliens. They thought too many Mountain West teams got bids over the Big East.
just ate 3000 calories of airport Panda Express ass crack of dawn rooster still tired. And you wanna ask me to move my feet out of the aisle. These are size 13 shoes. Im inbred. Im the serpent in the garden w nicotine poisoning. Youre on vacation w your kids Im dying in real life
@ArizonaWildbags The other silver lining is we never have to watch another game on the pac12 network again
@T3Bracketology Favorite mid majors? Which one do you like to go the farthest and why?
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