Colonel Bobby @padresbeverages
i met tim hill i’m never going to fail Louisville, KY Joined August 2022-
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sneezing while taking a dump either rockets it out your ass like a bullet or sucks it back up into you so far it comes out your tear ducts. i will not be taking questions at this time.
ok fine whatever, good job
wade??? what’s pauley there for then if not this??
two piece of shit games back to back. true padres (derogatory)
me trying to get students to look up from their phones for one half of a fucking second
he really might be history’s funniest bastard
he really might be history’s funniest bastard
Blackthorne: You tell him that despite being called “Endless Shrimp” it does in fact have a limit. The dogs and charlatans at Red Lobster have created a lie and I intend to speak my mind about it. There needs to be accountability! Mariko: the Anjin is upset about shrimp
like, mayhaps our bottom three should not be wade-batten-higgy. atrocious
i’ve worn this hat three days in a row and they’ve won three in a row. we all know what must be done.
actually my life now
neither do my fifth period students, but i want them all to live healthy and meaningful lives
neither do my fifth period students, but i want them all to live healthy and meaningful lives
“outman” is indeed a pretty bad name for a baseball player
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What’s the best fake song? Like a song that exists in the world of a show/movie but not our world
You’re laughing? He’s RELUCTANTLY CROUCHED. AT THE STARTING LINE. And you’re laughing?
Winning a series vs the cubs, dodgers, brewers who are all NL contenders is beautiful stuff
Bally Sports reached up to $78 million settlement with San Diego Padres in confidential agreement dlvr.it/T5br83
Hot take but his has been a fun past week of baseball
"Big log."
By the way, Jurickson Profar is worth every penny solely because he is ready to fight other teams at any moment.
“But if the union fires Angel, he will sue.” Fire him. He will probably miss the call from his lawyer, anyway.
Umpire: Angel Hernandez Final: Rangers 12, Astros 8 #StraightUpTX // #Relentless #TEXvsHOU // #HOUvsTEX More stats for this game 👇 umpscorecards.com/single_game/?g…
WHAT A WIN!!!! That never happens last year. So so so in love with this team. This is fun!!!!
reverse jinxes are so fucking back
calling it now, game goes to extras, padres don’t even move the runner over to 3rd, dodgers walk it off with the first batter of the 10th
Love if tatis took the next pitch deep every time he got brushed back this season
This team legit showing more fight 16 games into the season compared to all of last year lol