Stone Temple Padres @TheThinGwynn
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Somebody cuttin' the hell outta their 'fit? Got them soft eyes? Just looking good? TELL THEM (in a loving and aintrynafuck way). Could just make that pretty angel's day
Does the McDonald's app just not work anymore for anyone else, or is it just me? I updated it and everything, but NOPE which is irritating as hell because I had a free McChicken coming and I guess now I don't
Being loved sucks so much. I just want to relieve myself of breath, but there are nice people who would be hurt by that. Jerks. (I love you. Thank you)
Paola has never heard or even heard of Jewel, and I feel like Tom Haverford explaining to Ann Perkins who Ginuwine is. "She's Jewel. She's... She's Jewel!"
If you're ever lost in the woods, just start singing a Jewel song and someone from San Diego will show up and lecture you about Steve Poltz.
This is wonderful. Lost season, eh player, I don’t really care. This is great.
This is wonderful. Lost season, eh player, I don’t really care. This is great.
I will never be loved for who I am, and I keep telling myself it doesn't matter. But it does.
I hate my stupid fucking face, I hate my stupid fucking hair. I hate every stupid atom that comprises my stupid fucking twig body that will never be right.
Tomorrow is going to suck. Tomorrow is going to suck. Tomorrow is going to suck and I have to just sit on the fucking ground and take it sucking.
This is the dumbest fucking day. I got next to no sleep because I got woken up in the three most bullshit ways, my stupid burned body hurts like idk I can't come up with anything clever because my brain doesn't work. Can't go anywhere. Fuck this; just gdi. Existing is torture.
that’s a bleak forecast for monday
I can't be the only one who thinks if the troops wanted to they could put together a football team and tackle Randy Moss just once.
I can't be the only one who thinks if the troops wanted to they could put together a football team and tackle Randy Moss just once.
All I want for Christember is for @Bobbycressey to play some Chicago Punk Rock.
woods @thestevenwoods
25K Followers 6K Following Married to @hannahnancarrow. Beau and Taylor’s Dad. Host: @benandwoods + Glass banger for @sealslax #ProgressNotPerfection
Roy, excited for Padr.. @Zippy_TMS
4K Followers 5K Following Padres fan, baseball junkie, golfer, OSU Beaver, enginerd. Anti-anti-woke. Co-host of the @FriarsontheFarm podcast!
Bobby Cressey @Bobbycressey
4K Followers 1K Following Always busy with 🎹 • I compose 🎵 • Occasional sports organist ⚾️ 🏒 . check out @dumosapiano
rich @rich_roberts
3K Followers 1K Following Co-founder of the Ryan Klesko Fan Club. PhD in Clubhouse Chemistry. Bat Flipper. Innings Eater. Glue Guy. Defense Counsel for Manny Machado.
jesse agler @jesseagler
29K Followers 2K Following San Diego @Padres broadcaster. Plus a little NFL & college football. Hurricane grad, Everton fan & #AvGeek. IG: jesseagler
AJ Cassavell @AJCassavell
36K Followers 811 Following 14th season at https://t.co/vpAgCjiUeN • 9th season as Padres beat reporter • 13-time Cassavell family Wiffle Ball tournament champion • Come waste your time with me...
Craig Elsten @619sports
13K Followers 3K Following Co-host of "Annie & Elsten" on @973theFanSD, and the @PadresHotTub podcast. Voice of the @SanDiegoSockers, PA voice of @sandiegowavefc. Pug lover.
HJ Preller @HJPreller
3K Followers 196 Following Harold James Preller. RIP @padresjagoff. The hot new Padres themed Twitter that's sweeping #PadresTwitter. Not the actual Padres tweeting dick jokes!
Christopher Chadwick @lonestarfriar
2K Followers 860 Following 🫰Masochistic sports fan #LetsGoPadres #TexasHockey #DallasCowboys
Tony *BLIИK* Losoya @AnthonyLosoya
2K Followers 448 Following I once designed a shirt for the Padres also my art focused account is @losoyart
B-Dub @BW_DCX9
1K Followers 939 Following SPROTS! Fan of the Padres, Seahawks, Lakers, Aztecs, SD Loyal (R.I.P.), SD Wave! Loves @DrinkAriZona AP’s! I run @SDPUniTracker/@LakersUT - He/Him
Blake @BushLeagueBlake
3K Followers 2K Following Go Padres, fuck the dodgers. #BringTheGold 💛🤎 “You’re my modern day Aristotle” -@madre858
Sex Luger @RobBishopSD
2K Followers 978 Following Habitual line stepper. These pancakes couldn’t kill me. I was already dead.
Hunter the BeerKid™ @theBeerkid69
1K Followers 826 Following Often referred to as “Himothy Olyphant” / Padres & Packers
FatBottomGirlBakes @FBGBakes
2K Followers 315 Following Padres loving pastry chef. 💛🤎 Helping make this rockin' world go round via baking, loud music, and spooky stuff. IG: fatbottomgirlbakes
JeanClaudeFanDan @PadreFanDan
2K Followers 437 Following Not affiliated with the great Jean-Claude Van Damme. Fierce Acee defender. lots of tweeting about the San Diego Padres baseball team
Thatayn @Thatayn139183
58 Followers 1K Following
J619 @j1111619forlife
248 Followers 560 Following We in this bit - I like college Basketball - Huge Padres Fan ‼️
Amarista's Taint @Amaristas_Taint
134 Followers 912 Following Padres Fan. Hater of all things LA. Alexi Amarista apologist.
Sailordude @Christo04278114
589 Followers 3K Following Retired #GWOT #Navy #CPO #padres #unt #History #MilitaryGoldStarFamilyBrother #disabledVet
Mary bright @EmmaPronix
321 Followers 3K Following
Noah🇺🇸🇺🇸 @NoahNichols71
788 Followers 4K Following 44-7 record 3 time region champion #2021 state champion / Miami Dolphins fan / San Diego Padres fan/ Podcast on YouTube/ Miami Dolphins Podcast By Noah Nichols
Laurel Krahn @windowseat
2K Followers 4K Following See pinned tweet. Find me elsewhere: https://t.co/CKM70C5Ez1 https://t.co/jXDIzAJsnn https://t.co/BPDPGsSNY0
iFlyHigh™ 🎄 @travisa850
183K Followers 201K Following Giveaways & Ganja! #NFSOT #GreenLove #CannabisCommunity #MMJPatient 💚💛❤️ #LTLYL #ChiefsKingdom Get 10% OFF 🌿 Promo Code "FlyHigh" 👉 Order @DieselDispo
Josh “dodge” @gopads313
326 Followers 1K Following 🦷 Long time keeper of the faith. Declared as “Encinitas Ranch Town Center Historian” by @HannahNancarrow in 2023
💁🏼♀️ mic.. @_justmichh
1K Followers 424 Following she/her. leftist. free Palestine. 1312. BLM. 🩵🐶 corgi mom 🤎💛padres 💛💙chargers ❤️🖤sdsu
💜feji🦄 he/him @fejimanz
2K Followers 5K Following Atheist. Marble enthusiast. What's with today, today? Bi-Polar with flavoring. Radical empathy. Pancakes are GARBAGE! Secretly excited about most things. KG-XCI
Padre Campbell @Yeti_SoCal
429 Followers 1K Following Ducks🧡🖤 and Padres💛🤎 enthusiast with a love of home, and a side passion of Video Games. He/Him
East East County Padr.. @padre_east
254 Followers 339 Following San Diego Padres fan east of Pine Valley Remember being able to bring empty milk gallons filled with beer into San Diego stadium
tim scott @timmy2legs
284 Followers 1K Following San Diego. Chico. Hawai'i. Ex-journo. SPED teacher. Separation of church and state.
Brian Beagle @BrianBeagl3
2K Followers 2K Following Cats and beer and Padres and home remodeling, that's what you get here. Feel free to ask about any of that.
Rebuilding Back Bette.. @BuildBckBeter24
195 Followers 303 Following
NHL to San Diego @NHLtoSanDiego
2K Followers 5K Following Uniting San Diego’s loyal hockey fans under one common goal - to bring NHL hockey to America’s Finest City.
Tano De Leon @basic42
482 Followers 5K Following
𝕷𝖆 𝕵𝖊𝖋.. @_Sweet_Lady_K
1K Followers 441 Following ✨Baseball lovin artista from the Wild Wild West✨ IG: lajefapaint 💖🦋🎨🦄 #FriarFaithful 🤎💛🇲🇽
Prudence @saltoporomouy
95 Followers 591 Following
JadeEyedG @GGen4Ever
480 Followers 1K Following @Steelers @Pirates @Penguins @CPRN_org @upmovement_cp
Romantic About Baseba.. @KatieGreksouk
446 Followers 1K Following Burn the patriarchy. Be the Rebellion. B4H. I believe in the Church of Baseball. she/her
Ohio Valley Hardcore @xOVHCx
76 Followers 226 Following Hardcore Punk & Metal in the Mid Ohio Valley
Hi Mrs Loopner @toddhiett
333 Followers 891 Following Navy, DoD, Merchant Marine vet. USNA. Been there done that. Padres. West Ham United. Dallas Cowboys.
Scott Z-Man @greeneyes_scott
451 Followers 1K Following San Diego native. I like my beer craft, my footie SDFC, and my air Coryell. (RIP SD ⚡️). Padres fan. Back in the 619. *Profile pic may differ from actual face.
sdstud19 @sdstud19
283 Followers 541 Following Atheist🖕Democrat🐘 U of U Alumni🏈 Jazz🏀RSL⚽️ Da Bears🐻 Padres⚾️ BlackHawks🏒Women in Leadership Advocate🙋♀️ ZERO TOLERANCE FOR GOP BS😡Profanity Lover🤬
Ginger chews @coconuts787
108 Followers 2K Following
Megan Thee Lawyer @MeganChodzko
316 Followers 506 Following Litigating and Padresing in America’s Finest City
The DOG-STAR is the b.. @astro_puppy
4K Followers 3K Following he/him #Astrology #Art #Politics #Science #SanAntonio #LOVE #BLM #UBI #BTS Like what U are seeing & reading? Donate! Venmo: @ AstroPuppy CashApp: $Astro69Puppy
Ella katz @Ellakatz19
2 Followers 28 Following
AnActuallyAutisticDad.. @anaustictdadddy
1K Followers 1K Following Diagnosed in my early 40s - A.S.D - A.D.H.D. Advocate for a holistic approach to helping us through our lives. Psychology Student - Loving Daddy.
MystikG @exaliamg
118 Followers 800 Following
Friar Goose @FriarGoose
73 Followers 199 Following A club of Gooses — Minted during the 2022 NLCS — An associated project with @44ears
Padres Uni Tracker @SDPUniTracker
1K Followers 357 Following Keeping track on what the Padres wear on the field since the 2015 season. Not affiliated with the @Padres organization. Account run by @BW_DCX9
Mr. Plow @internetdevan
602 Followers 861 Following I tweet ridiculous shit… Glorified Lawn Boy, Mr. Plow, Perennial Men’s League All Star, Matt Holliday still hasn’t touched home plate
Nancy💕 @Barbara03554371
15 Followers 211 Following If you find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn’t lead anywhere.
EL PADREGO!!! @elpadrego1
417 Followers 1K Following 20 Year old SPORTS mega fan that dresses up like a luchador and has fun all the time || let’s all just get along, we all love these sports the same🏟⚾️🏈🏀🏒⚽️
Mr. Dalembert's Disco.. @Mr_Dalembert
7 Followers 124 Following Come follow on Facebook https://t.co/HngMAg50k9… Check out my website: https://t.co/DpcKo3dBsv
woods @thestevenwoods
25K Followers 6K Following Married to @hannahnancarrow. Beau and Taylor’s Dad. Host: @benandwoods + Glass banger for @sealslax #ProgressNotPerfection
Roy, excited for Padr.. @Zippy_TMS
4K Followers 5K Following Padres fan, baseball junkie, golfer, OSU Beaver, enginerd. Anti-anti-woke. Co-host of the @FriarsontheFarm podcast!
Bobby Cressey @Bobbycressey
4K Followers 1K Following Always busy with 🎹 • I compose 🎵 • Occasional sports organist ⚾️ 🏒 . check out @dumosapiano
rich @rich_roberts
3K Followers 1K Following Co-founder of the Ryan Klesko Fan Club. PhD in Clubhouse Chemistry. Bat Flipper. Innings Eater. Glue Guy. Defense Counsel for Manny Machado.
jesse agler @jesseagler
29K Followers 2K Following San Diego @Padres broadcaster. Plus a little NFL & college football. Hurricane grad, Everton fan & #AvGeek. IG: jesseagler
AJ Cassavell @AJCassavell
36K Followers 811 Following 14th season at https://t.co/vpAgCjiUeN • 9th season as Padres beat reporter • 13-time Cassavell family Wiffle Ball tournament champion • Come waste your time with me...
HJ Preller @HJPreller
3K Followers 196 Following Harold James Preller. RIP @padresjagoff. The hot new Padres themed Twitter that's sweeping #PadresTwitter. Not the actual Padres tweeting dick jokes!
Christopher Chadwick @lonestarfriar
2K Followers 860 Following 🫰Masochistic sports fan #LetsGoPadres #TexasHockey #DallasCowboys
Tony *BLIИK* Losoya @AnthonyLosoya
2K Followers 448 Following I once designed a shirt for the Padres also my art focused account is @losoyart
B-Dub @BW_DCX9
1K Followers 939 Following SPROTS! Fan of the Padres, Seahawks, Lakers, Aztecs, SD Loyal (R.I.P.), SD Wave! Loves @DrinkAriZona AP’s! I run @SDPUniTracker/@LakersUT - He/Him
Blake @BushLeagueBlake
3K Followers 2K Following Go Padres, fuck the dodgers. #BringTheGold 💛🤎 “You’re my modern day Aristotle” -@madre858
Sex Luger @RobBishopSD
2K Followers 978 Following Habitual line stepper. These pancakes couldn’t kill me. I was already dead.
Hunter the BeerKid™ @theBeerkid69
1K Followers 826 Following Often referred to as “Himothy Olyphant” / Padres & Packers
FatBottomGirlBakes @FBGBakes
2K Followers 315 Following Padres loving pastry chef. 💛🤎 Helping make this rockin' world go round via baking, loud music, and spooky stuff. IG: fatbottomgirlbakes
PADRES Obsessed Wes �.. @PadresWes
3K Followers 991 Following Jesse Agler once called me a good egg. Tier 1 listener of @BenAndWoods. Followed by Wil Myers. Patron of @PadresHotTub. #PadresTwitter
Mile High Shildt @Drunkpadre
1K Followers 4K Following Father of a amazing boy living in Colorado. Lover of the Padres, Seahawks, #12thMan , #SeaKraken , and the biggest Chargers Hater out there.
Laurel Krahn @windowseat
2K Followers 4K Following See pinned tweet. Find me elsewhere: https://t.co/CKM70C5Ez1 https://t.co/jXDIzAJsnn https://t.co/BPDPGsSNY0
New Clear Future @_NewClearFuture
79 Followers 278 Following Hardcore Punk from the Mid Ohio Valley/West Virginia. 90’s skate punk meets 80’s NYHC. Ohio Valley Hardcore/Aggrocidal
💁🏼♀️ mic.. @_justmichh
1K Followers 424 Following she/her. leftist. free Palestine. 1312. BLM. 🩵🐶 corgi mom 🤎💛padres 💛💙chargers ❤️🖤sdsu
💜feji🦄 he/him @fejimanz
2K Followers 5K Following Atheist. Marble enthusiast. What's with today, today? Bi-Polar with flavoring. Radical empathy. Pancakes are GARBAGE! Secretly excited about most things. KG-XCI
Matthew Klugman @Raw_Toast
1K Followers 1K Following Migrant queer non-binary academic generally tweeting from unceded Kulin lands. Sports, race, gender, sexuality, animals, music, politics, fandom +. he/they
Rebuilding Back Bette.. @BuildBckBeter24
195 Followers 303 Following
𝕷𝖆 𝕵𝖊𝖋.. @_Sweet_Lady_K
1K Followers 441 Following ✨Baseball lovin artista from the Wild Wild West✨ IG: lajefapaint 💖🦋🎨🦄 #FriarFaithful 🤎💛🇲🇽
Romantic About Baseba.. @KatieGreksouk
446 Followers 1K Following Burn the patriarchy. Be the Rebellion. B4H. I believe in the Church of Baseball. she/her
Eric Warrenson @WarrenErickso18
234 Followers 868 Following No Nazis on my timeline. Proudly ANTIFA, just like my pop. C'mon rice. Do your thing.
sdxavie @sdxavie
608 Followers 1K Following Enjoy music, pop culture references, SD Padres, & anything Cal. GO BEARS!
Ken Gartin @RedTheTrucker
4K Followers 5K Following Not a real trucker or participant in meat eating contests. Despite what you’ve read on the internet, I do love the @Padres
Domestic Infant Suppl.. @teazy_tea
224 Followers 441 Following Don’t call me soft. Everyone has pronouns: she/her #PadresTwitter #AdopteeTwitter
Dr. Jamón Bubinski, .. @friar_folly
283 Followers 686 Following Padres enthusiast. SD sports fan, Obviously real sad about it. 49ers, ND, Flyers. A sports/political account.
onion ring sasquatch @k8lynharr
302 Followers 392 Following twenty-something. basset mom. probably watching bruins hockey or the simpsons. she/her. 🌻
Luis @quetimportawei
255 Followers 516 Following Arsenal, Padres, and all kinds of other stuff. Founding member of @SanDiegGooners and habitual line-stepper
Mister Pink @mrpink84
658 Followers 5K Following Petco Park Aficionado. Bandwagon Padres season ticket holder since 2014. Big ABL (Aussie Baseball), CPBL (Taiwan Baseball), KBO (Korean Baseball) fan. he/him.
SanDiegoJosh @SanDiegoJosh
448 Followers 220 Following 🏳️🌈 Black Lives Matter 🏳️🌈 I’m an Epidemiologist, a high school football coach, and a Padres Fan. Huge fan of all my alumni: Helix, UC Davis, SDSU, UCSD.
Cash App @CashApp
2.1M Followers 0 Following $ send $ spend $ bank $ invest $ Debit cards issued by Sutton Bank. Disclosures: https://t.co/GtBoXGO6df, https://t.co/tGNe0ur4Yy
Hunter the Beerkid™.. @the_Beerkid69
266 Followers 329 Following Often referred to as “Him Possible”
Wil4PadsHOF @MiseEnPads
76 Followers 230 Following Father, cook, #1 Coach Kentera Caller. Much Love in 2022
katie 🐞 @miss_katie_rae
874 Followers 342 Following (25, bi, she/her) Fan of Padres baseball, nature, fluffy animals, and pretty people
drake @ImDrakeSmith
456 Followers 2K Following preds. padres. san diego state. somehow still a chargers fan. i don’t know why.
RoRo @RoRochellle
1K Followers 732 Following I'm mean🥀 everything here is a joke, lie or delusion. just be real, be real, be real. #FriarFaithful 💛
aria🏳️⚧️ @trannymachado
301 Followers 756 Following
alpaca ❁ @xoalbaceline_
2K Followers 930 Following 26 // the absolute worst // bella, @padres, and pedro pascal stan account
Neill Kovrig @nkovrig
685 Followers 1K Following Random tweets and serial liker. My views are mine and not my employer's or anyone else's. Certified umpire/ref. #Niners #Buckeyes #GoPadres he|him 💚🤍🖤🌈🖖
Brian Sturdivan @bsturd
196 Followers 376 Following Pretty into pretty things. @padres enthusiast. Radiohead fan club. ❤️ my friends @everlane. I play in a band with my best friends @listentoapril
Manny’s Dumptruck @courtneyskab
583 Followers 726 Following San Dieganite. I like plants, dogs, and the Padres 🤎💛
Jen G @Jennifance
927 Followers 3K Following native californian. 🌴🏖️ padres. sunsets. stardew valley. taylor. #LFGSD 🤎💛⚾ @LFGSDClothingCo
autumn 🌙✨ @lanadelreyjrjr
518 Followers 774 Following kitchen witch | #sadgirlsclub | tweeting + deleting = therapy | angel/troublemaker/princess/goddess | pro shiny hunter |
Alex Miniak 🎙 @AlexMiniakPA
2K Followers 1K Following Voice of @PetcoPark for the @Padres. Voice of every park in @MLBTheShow. Voice of the fan. @usdmbb. Book me on @BookCameo! ⬇ #GoGators
Alex Bartlett @alexbartlett12
823 Followers 656 Following Manny Machado simp. Luis Campusano simp. Ha-Seong Kim simp. Fernando Tatis Jr. simp. Blocked by @MLBUA and Eric John Hosmerclear eyes full hearts can’t lose
Let’s do it
“ don ‘tricker’ ” ?? how about a guy you can trust ?
I still think you all are crazy for hating Panera Bread. I have had good food 99% of the time there.
My 2 current #dungeonsanddragons characters, Helios & Franklin. And yes, Franklin is a big ol’ turtle. Been playing Helios the longest and I get to use Franklin in a new game my friend is running in October. Looking forward to trying my hands at playing a Barbarian. #DnDcharacter
Talk about things I never expected! @kaj33 wrote a Sherlock Holmes book!
Tonight I am doing this gig again. This was one of the all-time worst entries in this thread. We await tonight‘s version with great interest and some dread
Sharing stories like this is gross clout-chasing theft. At least include a link. Journalism isn't free to produce.
Awesome...so A.J. Preller's relationship with Bob Melvin has become "one of the worst-kept secrets in baseball" and is reportedly "unfixable" 😬 (via @dennistlin and @Ken_Rosenthal)
just a reminder that eno sarris said that preller's response to the 2021 article was to "circle the wagons" and get defensive rather than listen to criticism and make any changes. that's why today's article is so similar
The teacher told her it was inappropriate and too mature for her. She then sassed the teacher saying all of the school books are dumb and books aren't inappropriate and got sent to the principal for being defiant. There is no doubt we are related.
Last night I had a dream that through some unexplainable miracle my dog was alive again and I got to pet her and love her but then it only worked for about 10 minutes and I had to watch her die all over again. How’s everyone else’s morning going?
Baby, that's the Marines
@jiggyjayy2 Marriage is not supposed to be about happiness. That's a fleeting emotion. Marriage is supposed to be about honor, duty, and responsibility to someone/something greater than yourself.
NBC’s admission of failure, and one simple idea on how to fix it. A 🧵 If you are touting that a candidate lied 11 times during your interview 👇, you are acknowledging that you provided a national forum for disinformation. Which means you failed. 1/
There were at least 11 times during former President Trump's interview with @MeetThePress moderator @kwelkernbc when he made false and misleading comments on a number of topics. Here's our fact check: nbcnews.com/meet-the-press…
“A persistent atmosphere of pessimism”? Buddy, that is every moment of my waking existence
Imagine if just seven more people attended the game tonight
The Padres announce a crowd of 42,062. They've hit 3 million fans for the second time. They've also set San Diego's single-season attendance record, now at 3,029,009 this year. (That's with five games left on the schedule, not counting two home dates in Mexico City.)
My dearest Padres, Congrats on getting to 5 today. That's pretty neat. Sorry about your dad. I heard he's sick. I really hope he feels better soon. I'm going to be at the game tomorrow. It's my last one. It would be cool if you won again. Just think about it. Sweet Dreams, Me
I legit feel bad for all the college kids these days that have to pay out the ass just to get into the ballpark. We used to get by with $10-15, and that’s including our ticket. Also ew I’m old.
The 5 for 5, July Dollar Days, $5 beers, and $5 Park in the Park tickets got us through the mid-late 2000s.
Pretty good season for a 24 year old
Albert Pujols senior year in HS he had 8 HR in 33 AB with 55 IBB.
Today was legitimately one of the worst days I've had in years physically, mentally, emotionally, all of it. I'm taking tomorrow off and am putting my trust in Vicks VapoRub.
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