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🎶UPDATE: Taylor Swift has referenced Eve and Villanelle from Killing Eve in her new album "The Tortured Poets Department" Jodie Comer has commented: "If Villanelle heard this song, she would actively climb out the river thames to turn it off, and then jump back into the river"
Jodie Comer has been searching for Kate Middleton this weekend: "I tried to put meself in Kate's shoes to see where she would've went and me mind went to Aldi. I firmly believe Kate Middleton is in Aldi. Where else would she be?" "London Tower Bridge" Laura Neal has whispered.
💷🚨BREAKING: After the passing of Queen Elizabeth II, new coins have entered circulation in the UK. The new £1 coins feature Eve & Villanelle having a lil smooch. "It's a great way to commemorate the Queen" Sandra Oh has said. "Gays" says Jodie Comer. "DEATH!" Laura Neal yells
🚨BREAKING: Jodie Comer is set to play King Charles' sausage fingers in the Netflix original series, The Crown. "I love a good finger" Jodie exclaimed. "I know" Sandra Oh whispers from the corner of the room.
🚨UPDATE: Jodie Comer speaks to @BritishVogue in an exclusive interview. She reflects upon her time playing Villanelle, and if she still thinks about her. [Source: British Vogue, January 2024. Author: Ben Dover]
📸UPDATE: Jodie Comer has changed her profile photo on Instagram after having the same photo for almost 5 and a half years. "New year, new me - literally and figuratively, I guess" Jodie has said.
BREAKING: Sandra Oh and Jodie Comer interact with each other on Instagram after no public contact for 192 days, 34hrs, & 3mins. Sandra defends her former colleague after Jodie posted a photo of her dipping her toe in baked beans which subsequently garnered around 2 hate comments
🚨🛍️UPDATE: Unlike Vilanelle because she's dead, @KillingEve account on Instagram has made a come back promoting its new merchandise for the beloved Killing Eve fans.
🚨🧈BREAKING NEWS: Jodie Comer has recently joined an Amish community in Ohio, USA. "I like to churn me own butter. The girls say I am the best butter churner in town. They say that I'm better than a lady called Agatha. She died of scabies. I feel itchy." Jodie reflects.
🎶UPDATE: Jodie Comer has shared her #SpotifyWrapped on her Instagram story.
🗣️♥️ EXCLUSIVE: Jodie Comer rumoured to be dating your mum. The two were spotted together in your mum's bed. "She's a lovely lady tbh." Jodie has said.
🚨BREAKING: Jodie Comer stuns in new promotional material for her upcoming project with @BBCAMERICA. The 60minute documentary investigates thieves who eat other people's food. "I live on me own so there is a high possibility I ate me own leftovers" Jodie has states.
SPOTTED: Jodie Comer laughing at drink. "I find drinks propa funny. I think 'sex on the beach' is the funniest drink cos you're not actually having sex on the beach. You're just drinking a luke warm beverage in Birmingham. Cracks me up" Jodie said. "Who's Luke?" Sanda replies.
Jodie Comer spotted at King's Cross station in London today (8th October 2023) [Source: @/deuxmoi on Instagram]
🎥INSIDER NEWS: A fan has messaged a journalist, Hugh Jass (of @Variety_Film) to get some intel about Jodie Comer and her film. Hugh was at yesterday's premier of Jodie Comer's new film, The Bikeriders, at Telluride Film Festival festival.
🚨BREAKING NEWS: Laura Neal has been arrested. She has been charged with 3 felonies: 1) Writing the worst finale ever 2) The murder of Villanelle 3) Having smelly breath "I can excuse murder, but smelly breath is a higher criminal offence" - Sandra Oh "Stinky!" - Jodie Comer
queenie @jodiemcoma
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queenie @jodiemcoma
13K Followers 520 Following SERIOUSLY! i’m just a random fan acct of miss comer “F*ck off! Get a life! Go out! Get some fresh air! Get a hobby!” - jodie comer, 2024
soph | Big Swiss Ener.. @JodieCommie
5K Followers 688 Following survivor of killing eve ~ a rainbow in a world of beige ~ fan account
delaney @danversguardian
7K Followers 2K Following yeah, but mostly me @cowboylikeamsss @madimidnights • carol danvers #1 defender
Daisy 🍒 Jodie's nu.. @jodieinsuits
2K Followers 1K Following If I killed everybody who betrayed me, there would be nobody left.
ivy @sithgaryen
1K Followers 554 Following margot robbie, succession, and oitnb enthusiast @cosmicrebel @xvclkyries @jossumism
ellie 💫 // @villanelliee
2K Followers 747 Following ⠀⠀ ⠀lover of women ✰ (specifically jodie comer) ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀
Pheebs ✂️ @rappxroan
1K Followers 447 Following ❤️🧡🤍🩷 (im)patiently waiting for a reneé rapp x chappell roan collab
Jay🐦⬛ @try_angles
1K Followers 827 Following It takes a mega fanny to know one - Jodie Comer 👩❤️💋👩 🌈 she/her. pfp artwork by @auba2003
sofía 🌙 · killin.. @jodiemimujer
1K Followers 2K Following 🇪🇸 || i ask myself everyday how’s jodie comer so perfect | 🦂❤️🐸 | i’m a stargirl 💫
ellie 🦋🫦 @cu1tlesbian
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burn || cici era @jodieonmybrain
694 Followers 421 Following ✨hi partner✨ || cici hate acount || she/her || 29
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I miss version numbers (and non-web apps).
No community note it must be
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What Black British moment or chaos lives in your head rent free?
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The diet coke
The oysters. The diet coke. The way he drinks so it don't spill. That me right there
Unc deserved an academy award for his improv😭
What Black British moment or chaos lives in your head rent free?
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Bolton fans in fancy dress en route to Peterborough this morning… 🤣👏 #BWFC
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