Alex @JudgeDewie
Just some bloke. Opinions expressed here are not my own. Midlands Joined May 2009-
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Columbia’s own website has a page about how the last time they called for a mass arrest of student protesters, they were in the wrong and fucked up their reputation for decades
Columbia’s own website has a page about how the last time they called for a mass arrest of student protesters, they were in the wrong and fucked up their reputation for decades https://t.co/GXab6Q7ktC
You may not know this but I ended up in comedy because I really wanted to act and it was the closest I could get. I was always ‘not Asian enough’ AND ‘too ethnic’ at the same time. Am I the only one who sees headlines like this and thinks ‘why in 2024 are they all white??’
Thinking about this Ethan Hawke interview
To be very clear here: If someone has their hands tied behind their backs, regardless of whether they were a combatant or not, they are classed as “hors de combat”. Under the Geneva Convention, they are non-combatants and protected people, and it’s a war crime to kill them
To be very clear here: If someone has their hands tied behind their backs, regardless of whether they were a combatant or not, they are classed as “hors de combat”. Under the Geneva Convention, they are non-combatants and protected people, and it’s a war crime to kill them
This is bad, we should find out what country this is so we can invade it and establish a democracy there
This is bad, we should find out what country this is so we can invade it and establish a democracy there
The Weinstein ruling solidifies why many of us haven't come forward. (Before the anti-sexworker swarm replies, nothing that happened to me was in that context.) In a legal sense though, that stigma is one of many reasons that none of these situations would ever get to trial.
I set out a suitcase to pack for my flight later today and spotted my 3 year old crawling inside it to hide. I casually zipped it up, yelled "I'M OFF TO THE AIRPORT, EVERYBODY!", and carried it to the car. I've circled the block twice and my luggage hasn't stopped laughing.
Out of curiosity, when was the last time massive student protests turned out to be on the wrong side of history, and the state using police violence against them turned out to be right?
Tory MP (and minister for policing) just asked if Congo and Rwanda were different countries reaction special
Tory MP (and minister for policing) just asked if Congo and Rwanda were different countries reaction special https://t.co/PvycZH4LpV
Angela Rayner has said she will publically release her last 15 years of tax records if Rishi Sunak, Jeremy Hunt and James Daly release theirs. RT if you want to see all their tax returns, and all the tax they didn't pay.
In the United States you can be acquitted of rape charges cause you raped so many women that too many women showed up to court to call you a rapist
In the United States you can be acquitted of rape charges cause you raped so many women that too many women showed up to court to call you a rapist
i think every time you post there should be a very small but real chance that you receive a fatal electrical shock
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469 Followers 183 Following taekwondo blue stripe ,loves music , food ,drink and life.@JudgeDewie @rialina_ Loved The Bridge, enjoyed seeing the workings of a relationship between autistic and non autistic coworkers.
@JudgeDewie @volaband BOOM! Sweden and Vola. Wel jel!
@JudgeDewie @volaband I've booked the London gig!
@JudgeDewie I haven’t! But I should, you’re right… on list…
@JudgeDewie @_emilyoram I'll take a look into Flare and Apline. I've used Loop before it became very popular so this will good to look into
A Bit of a Stretch podcast wins at the True Crime Awards last night, big love to the producer @Victhol and everyone else who made it happen
They made a statue of the Queen that makes her look like a camp superhero upstaged by her doggos and it’s really pissed off the Telegraph. Today is a good day to be British.
Yesterday's announcement about a European @volaband tour gave me my dog walk accompaniment. Inmazes and this gem and I'm reminded how much I love this band.
Today Margate residents stopped the Home Office from taking 22 asylum seekers from a local “contingency accommodation” to the Bibby Stockholm barge. Incredible “unity in community” indeed ❤️
Excellent evening at the quiz. Solid win by 4 points. Well played, everyone.
@rialina_ The complete package; hardcover, internal back pocket, ribbon, band and pen loop! Boom!
Now this is in spitting distance possibility I hope everyone remembers that the point of it isn't some ideological state ownership better than private but that it should be affordable to travel around these islands for work and pleasure.
@JudgeDewie Couldn’t agree more, always makes me laugh when tories talk like that, the party that ended sure start centres and imposed the bedroom tax want to make life better for people, must be an election year.
@JudgeDewie Hmmn, indeed. It’s almost like it can only be a good idea if it’s got a blue rosette on it.
@staytiny @JudgeDewie @RJMrgn If you just got rid of the excessively wide cycles there'd be more room for everyone