Swim Alum @dolphinhelpdesk
laminated | they/them - my alt: @porter_genuine instagram.com/dolphinhelpdesk Nooklyn, NY Joined February 2015-
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Imagine how lsrаeli students must feel on college campuses rn. Now imagine a shrimp czar. Now imagine a little man sleeping in a sock like it's a sleeping bag. Now imagine a one-sided pancake. Now imagine Brazilian waxing a kiwi. Now imagine Donna Tartt krumping
I just know that if I took a benzo id annihilate carnival games..for sure all mental
Swag
Should she suffer? Alright, clap if you think she should suffer.
Should she suffer? Alright, clap if you think she should suffer.
Not true. I’m holding the camera.
Not true. I’m holding the camera.
Gays and their hags:
Aloe Vera
When I take acid:
Fell out of my bed after the earthquake…so, like, unrelated
Headstone gonna say “don’t worry. It’s okay to vibe without me”
“Don’t look at me.”
If ur under 26 with pecs it Is giving who hurt you..
If you really cared, you’d start celebrating the day Jesus was born, not just the day he died :/
Well, I’d call the thing anti-Semitic!
This is what Corinne Bailey Rae meant when she said “Girl, put your records on”
This is what Corinne Bailey Rae meant when she said “Girl, put your records on”
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Thank you to everyone for the love and wishes for my surgery, it went well and the surgeon says it will heal amazingly 💜 I can't wait to give everyone a big big hug
The actual function of shock value in comedy is so that when people simply think you're unfunny you can tell yourself they're just uptight. I learned this in 6th grade
Attention trans and LGBT Twitter: I fall on my knees before you and ask for your forgiveness - not for my little trans ha ha that got all your tucks in a twist - but because I ate all the bussy 😔 I’m sincerely sorry uwu
Need to get a job on a construction crew this summer where I just hold the sign that says “SLOW” and suck everyone off at lunchtime
due to tiktok and capitalism and such there is an epidemic of people who have lots of fashion and absolutely no swag. it is a crisis.
BREAKING: Protesters cradle coffee mugs in two hands despite warm weather, crinkling button noses and giggling after each sip
The Columbia protester diet: Students munch on Pret sandwiches, pricey nuts and sip Dunkin’ trib.al/8pdLpXS
They’re cancelling the Charli XCX & Troye Sivan tour because they got into a huge fight over whose guest list I would be on :( Trying to mediate right now but some very homophobic things have been said. Will keep everyone posted ❤️🩹
there is no “right side” of history there is no “wrong side” of history. history is not some superfluous, self-evident thing left behind by the present’s continuous lurching, but a story, often blood-smeared, that must be fought for and won over and over again. anyway
this is my first byline guys. please be nice to me 🙏🙈
The Columbia protester diet: Students munch on Pret sandwiches, pricey nuts and sip Dunkin’ trib.al/8pdLpXS
one time i posted acab on my facebook and my cousin suggested i “stop being a sheep” and “read a book” and the books he recommended were great expectations and little women lol
(end of 1st date) um, can I kiss y—*facepalms* bzzt! pretend I didn't say that! you women have enough on your plate haha. hey wanna hear a crazy idea? in 𝓁𝒾𝑒𝓊 of a 2nd date what if on your next date with someone else I tagged along to watch haha that would be mucho random...
Getting a job rejection is actually so satisfying, like thank god, I actually have so much more porn to jerk off to
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