Jack Spalding @JackSpalding
Husband, attorney, author, and gamer. (He/Him) twitch.tv/Heroic_Apathy Texas Joined May 2012-
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Called your attorney 10+ times between 9-930 AM? Don’t wait! Try calling a few more times. They’re definitely available and just ignoring you. Follow me for more hacks
I’m caught between Hot Rod and One Piece (Arlong Park)
I’m caught between Hot Rod and One Piece (Arlong Park) https://t.co/v20dtLO94u
After watching Fallout and seeing the amount of vaults located in the Greater Houston area, it’s high time @BethesdaStudios makes a Fallout game based here. Can you imagine the bayou monsters crawling around the downtown area?!
This antagonist in Firefly is still one of the best I have ever encountered in any movie.
Go to the gif bar and search for “muppet” then your name. Post the best one that comes up
Go to the gif bar and search for “muppet” then your name. Post the best one that comes up https://t.co/BxcARlNWnu
I have an uncanny knack for ordering pink colored cocktails no matter where I am or what’s in the drink
Last night in bed my wife said: “I’m a gremlin for sleep. I’m a goblin for bed.”
And that shit ain’t close, y’all
Ok wait but literally, I don’t think anyone else comes in with that much swagger at all ????? Everyone else is like “oh hey howdy”
Ok wait but literally, I don’t think anyone else comes in with that much swagger at all ????? Everyone else is like “oh hey howdy”
WHY WOULD ANYBODY DO THIS 😭
I passed a fun putt-putt place I used to visit as a kid and decided to play a round… I was 11 over after 13 holes, but you tell me HOW THE FUCK THIS GALLEON IS A PAR 2?!
I have never in my life heard the Cork and Jamaican accent sound so similar as I have in this clip
Imagine if liberals or the Dems had a nationwide messaging apparatus, an actual propaganda arm, which pumped out Jared Kushner’s name and alleged misdeeds daily, 100s of times. Then you start to understand the messaging imbalance in this country & how GOP gets away with so much.
Imagine if liberals or the Dems had a nationwide messaging apparatus, an actual propaganda arm, which pumped out Jared Kushner’s name and alleged misdeeds daily, 100s of times. Then you start to understand the messaging imbalance in this country & how GOP gets away with so much.
Wild #MULTIKILL in #BF2042 by Heroic Apathy kick.com/heroic-apathy?…
Oppenheimer: “I have blood on my hands” President Truman:
Ice cream cannot be lumped in with other junk foods. Really look into your feelings and listen to your body after you eat a donut vs after eating Haagen-Dasz or Van Leeuwen.
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Imagine your job is to get qualified immunity here ca5.uscourts.gov/opinions/pub/2…
This place would have my business for LIFE
@JackSpalding Still friends!! But cmon telll me this is not a reach?!!!!!!
Called your attorney 10+ times between 9-930 AM? Don’t wait! Try calling a few more times. They’re definitely available and just ignoring you. Follow me for more hacks
Potential client called and spoke to one of our female attorneys (20+ years of experience) and is now requesting a male attorney on his case. Going to send a glitter gel penned disengagement letter 💖
In case it is not obvious, I am the person who had this thought just now.
Old Lawyer Legal Research: "A court must have said this sentence I just thought of and would be very convenient for me if it had been said."
Whatever happens, today will end with me yelling like a kid during the podrace scene on the big screen👏👏👏
Fallout 4 making the power armor an actual suit you have to maintain and get into was a gigantic improvement over how it was in previous games and made the Power Armors infinitely cooler and more impactful gameplay wise
I keep thinking about this scene from Alatriste (2006). "Didn't I reward you with eight escudos for saving a sergeant major at Nördlingen?" "They lowered it to four, Excellency." "Bad luck, soldier." "Yes. Bad luck, Excellency."
@marcomoons i didn't know about his issues until I was nearly to the point where he left, but once I clued in to what was happening I couldn't NOT notice it anymore. it improves so much after he leaves
The dirty look she gave me when I was working for Postmates and the smoothie she ordered from Marina Del Ray to Hollywood took 60 mins and was completely melted by the time I arrived
What is the first film you think of when you see ANA DE ARMAS?
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