Time @HelloIAmTime
Hello. I am time, and I am tired of people saying I am meaningless. Everywhere Joined June 2020-
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Wow. Today has been long and that's on me, guys, I'm so sorry. I meant to just step out for a minute, but I just really didn't want to come back.
Okay fine I have no idea what I'm doing either
@TheComedyFort Mhmm, you're a bit slow, but everyone is compared to me. Anyway, congrats! I know how it's going to go, but I won't tell (jk it's gonna be great).
This is the actual timeline. And they are not guaranteed to be 'good'.
Look, please stop saying I'm passing too slowly. I'm out of shape and very self conscious about it, but I am trying, okay?
@bensbryant Man. Everyone is my fiercest hater
Thank you for following me. I have been following you your whole life. This isn't meant to be ominous. It is just a fact about me that makes first dates very awkward.
@wolsamnoraa It seems like just yesterday it was 44. I am incomprehensible.
You're right. I shouldn't be drinking alone, but none of you seem comfortable hanging out with me so what am I supposed to do.
I think this might be the worst things have ever been, and that should really concern you.
Oh boy, I'm drunk again. Sorry if things get weird for a while, but I'm just so sad.
@wolsamnoraa The way you measure me is to be applauded.
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