Shannon the Grouch @GrumpCurmudgeon
Teaches communication at a state university. Christian, but actually reads the Bible, so not fundamentalist. Prefers no pronouns. Atlanta, GA Joined August 2010-
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Kiva is an easy way to make a real difference in someone's life. Will you join me in helping Tekle in Tbilisi to pursue their dream? kiva.org/invitedby/shan… #microloan #kivalove via @Kiva
One of my students just told me that her high school teacher told her to put her hands in her pockets during presentations so she wouldn't talk with her hands because people find that "aggressive" and... what? Incorrect diagnosis and TERRIBLE solution to the non-problem
This is my biggest problem with @kroger's website. Note the first hit on the search button after I hit "pickup only":
Mad. #BoomerShooter should actually be #XerShooter. And also the term rings ableist to me.
I was Team Alyssa all day until this episode. I thought Stephanie was unhinged and crazypants with her weird focus on Alyssa. Sometimes people just don't get along and it doesn't make them *bad*. I was so wrong and Stephanie was right about Alyssa! @DealOrNoDealUS
Dear @washingtonpost, this is adding to my conspiracy theories. You called her Kate *directly* after not accepting it as an answer.
This is my favorite picture--not just from the Internet, but I think from all time. I love this so much. I am that cat, clinging to a treasure I don't understand that isn't even good for me, guarding it with claws and teeth, occasionally licking it because I love it so much.
Let’s kill time and bury daylight savings - together! @TitanCasket
Husband: If I stop being mad, I'll start being sad. Me: Keep your rage!
The wordle bot is so snide. Its analysis of my fourth guess: "My experience with Wordle says that would NEVER be the answer and after "xxxxx" there was just ONE possible answer remaining and that. was. not. it. You suck." I got it in five. That last dig was unnecessary.
The statement from Kensington in mid-January said that #KateMiddleton would likely not be returning to public duties until Easter. I'm not sure what about this is hard to understand. When Easter passes and there's no update, then everyone can legitimately lose their minds.
Sadly, I'm not sure we can, but we're going to do everything in our power to do it. The crazy thing is that we're supposedly the killjoy party?
Sadly, I'm not sure we can, but we're going to do everything in our power to do it. The crazy thing is that we're supposedly the killjoy party?
Lamin Ray @laminray6
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Joel Schwartzberg @TheJoelTruth
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Ben Marsh @PastorBenMarsh
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RadiantRoanokeRose @RoanokeRos48715
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Ecks Marks the Spot @ecks_spot
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LucasKinkaid@protonma.. @lucas_kinkaid
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Piston Developers @PistonDeveloper
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Lorrell Holtz-Oxley @holtz_oxley
351 Followers 2K Following I do a lot of things. Most of them are mindless, and center around caregiving for two (#3, incoming)disabled family members. @drakeuniversity alum. @Royals fan.
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Leslie @TXWomenRESIST
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Tara Fox 🏳️�.. @Donut_Geek
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Chelsea's Husband �.. @holytensionhub
2K Followers 2K Following Call me Aquila. Married to @holytension. I love mangos. I like posting GIFs of Marvel, Stargate, Halo, etc. Same handle on 🧵s.
Donna @donnabayardo94
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marcmaxmeister @marcmaxmeister
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32 Followers 807 Following Lured the best beauties from all US states 😍 They are ready to meet Some have naked profile photos! Watching this https://t.co/XZ6WyhffUn
🫧Jean Paetkau🫧 @snufflewort
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McRetose @MRetose38083
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Brian Morris @brmorris
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Melissa @daydream113017
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Dana @johnsondana71
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Keith Wolter @KeithWolter
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Joshua Weishart @joshuaweishart
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Vernita @kemptonvernita6
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Karen Coverett @Terranen
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Skeptical Faith @ContraryChristn
577 Followers 833 Following Post-Evangelical, Biblical Populist, ADD HitandRun TweeXter, “The gifts of God are without repentance.” 🧠 God gave you a brain, he wants you to use it!
Leah Maloy @auntleah1234
68 Followers 648 Following Follower of Jesus.Wife, mother, reading https://t.co/cpvRtmjVPR my family, books, Broadway shows and trying new restaurants. “You can be anything in the world. Be kind.”
Sera (Team Redeem Sol.. @thatgamermommy
157 Followers 165 Following She/Her #TeamRedeemSolas || INFJ ||guilty gamer mommy || rabid Dragon Age fan || srsly || sometimes a writer || dreamer of impossible dreams
Linds @Linds_774
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Politics and KDrama (.. @consDragon64
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JJEckhardt @eckhardt_jj
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Ravel Podcast @ravelpod
3K Followers 1K Following We grew up in different parts of 🇺🇸⛪️, & we keep thinking about it, even as we leave some beliefs behind. Listen to the pod 👇👇👇👇👇
christine anne - tiny.. @christinepeirce
889 Followers 3K Following April Ludgate of church work. Detective Rosa Diaz in life. Morticia Addams in parenting. she/her Top photo credit: @johnnysideways
Chris Anton @unsafeturtle
3K Followers 675 Following He/him, Affirming, Youth Pastor to the students who aren't welcome in their homes or churches anymore. God loves you dearly. Doubt is healthy.
Elizabeth Hamilton @HamFam28
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CynicalTherapist @CynicalTherapi1
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Hazel 🇺🇸🇨�.. @chelswhitl
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Rick Bright @RickABright
46K Followers 3K Following Practical, Innovative, Hyper-focused on saving lives. Immunologist, Virologist, Pandemic Nemesis. Posts are mine.
Billie @Billieiswriting
4K Followers 2K Following She/Her I am a history teacher, philosophy student, Jesus obsessive, AnarchoPacifist, pastor's wife, father, and liberationist. I am also a writer and blogger.
Rob @Hubby2SewWrites
406 Followers 16 Following My wife keeps telling me to sign up here. And when we think of something funny, and I tell her to tweet it, she says to do it myself. So, here I am.
Examining Doug Wilson.. @ExaminingMoscow
6K Followers 4K Following Public page of a 10-yr-old think tank researching controversial pastor Doug Wilson. Adherence: WCF Heidelberg Nicene Apostles’ Athanasian Belgic Dordt. Pro life
Joel Schwartzberg @TheJoelTruth
4K Followers 5K Following #PublicSpeaking Coach, Speechwriter, Presenter, @HarvardBiz writer Books: "The Language of Leadership" https://t.co/K8ztnhoYYz "Get to the Point!" https://t.co/e7bdoe1CEn
Ben Marsh @PastorBenMarsh
11K Followers 2K Following The stunning and brave BM pastor https://t.co/MvaxcvPQVF Boards: https://t.co/1Bb42IY7Dm https://t.co/kAbrHeWjzW https://t.co/PY6pyn2UEa
Kimberly D. Manning, .. @gradydoctor
114K Followers 1K Following Internist, teacher, thinker, doer | @EmoryDeptofMed VC for @EmoryDOMRYSE & Professor |@HumanDoctoring podcast | @JHospMedicine LPD | #HBCUMade | she/her/ma’am🔺
ADHD_FFS 🤦🏽�.. @adhd_ffs
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ADHD Memes @ADHDForReal
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Democratic Coalition @TheDemCoalition
511K Followers 34K Following The Democratic Coalition is one of the nation's largest grassroots progressive orgs. We campaign for Dems and have an aggressive online organizing program.
Massimo @Rainmaker1973
2.0M Followers 220 Following Engineer. Selecting and curating pictures and videos trying to add context, source and explanation to science, tech, art and weather topics
Meg Wise, “this wom.. @_nomadic_soul
18K Followers 1K Following nerdy musician, likely drinking coffee. exploring a Christianity free of oppression. i used to 🎤+🎹 at MacArthur’s ⛪. happily married.👰🏻🤵🏽♂️
Just a girl with opin.. @agirlopinions
2K Followers 1K Following *Raptor trainer* of 2 kids 3 dogs #Peekatboo . PTSD, Endometriosis, autism, hEDs Some heroes wear capes,all heroes wear masks. *Comedian 🇨🇦
Leslie @TXWomenRESIST
5K Followers 5K Following Proud RESISTANCE member, Pagan, feminist, pro-choice, #BillsMafia, Demon. Freedom of religion also means freedom FROM religion. https://t.co/6PISs3lYAE
malik @MalikElassal
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What the ADHD? | Sydn.. @WhatTheADHD
57K Followers 881 Following introverted extrovert • weird mom • 30, nerdy, & crying • recovering academic • always anxious • hEDS zebra • gamer • she/her 🇲🇽🇺🇸🏳️🌈
joanna schroeder @iproposethis
25K Followers 3K Following Writer, editor & media critic. Co-author of Talk To Your Boys @ Workman Publishing. NYT, Boston Globe, etc. Co-author of anti-racism toolkit in pinned tweet.
St. Simeon the Holy F.. @SimeonTheFool
5K Followers 3K Following Patron saint of Holy Fools! And puppeteers. Sillier than thou. Canonized for throwing walnuts in church and streaking. Self-parody. Pitied by @MrT. Pronouns!
stoop kid @StoopMensch
4K Followers 796 Following snail chasing you as a service (YC 34) tweets represent the views of your employer
Mrs. ADHD Librarian @adhdlibrary
2K Followers 748 Following All opinions are my own. Typos happen. God, ADHD, other thoughts, and a lot of flirting with @mdtshell Officially Mrs. @mdtshell
ADHDDude @DudeAdhd
2K Followers 2K Following I have #ADHD & so do my kids. This profile is focused on ADHD and SEND. I hate Tories!!!
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3K Followers 1K Following West Virginia writer, shaped by steel & coal, walking the path of The Appalachian Order -- comforting the troubled & troubling the comfortable.🫀
Rev. Kelsey Lewis Vin.. @KelseyMLoo
4K Followers 2K Following Associate Pastor, M.Div. from @CandlerTheology. Church stuff and Gamecock football and Spanglish and sometimes pictures of my dog Karl. she/her
Melissa @daydream113017
2K Followers 2K Following Seeker of knowledge, always curious, always learning. Science teacher. posts about science/Christian/progressive/geek/feminist things. she/her aro/ace
Dr. Your Bitter Ex @YrBittrEx
410 Followers 222 Following Professional wet blanket. Amateur shit-stirrer. PhD in Public Administration.
The Pastorlorian @UMC_CommonSense
2K Followers 1K Following Not all stories are mine. I share many things from others anonymously. Have one to share? DM me.
Rep. Ritchie Torres @RepRitchie
40K Followers 1K Following Congressman for #NY15 (Bronx). Bronx native, product of public housing. Fighting every day for the essential borough. He/him. Official House account.
Ritchie Torres @RitchieTorres
192K Followers 9K Following A personal account in which I speak for myself rather than for the federal government. For official announcements, please follow @RepRitchie.
AskAubry 🦝 @ask_aubry
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Glow Up ✨ @GlowUpBBC
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sheologian @sheologian
16K Followers 6K Following Life is too short for sugarcoating. Planning on procrastinating later. Therapy, theology, and snark. Toddler mom, wife, aunt, friend. Personal account, obv.
Kat Coffin Head of th.. @KatinOxford
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Justin Smolin @jnsmolin
495 Followers 289 Following Historian of Religions | PhD @UChicago | Interests: the perception of religious difference in early modern South Asia; translation; political theology
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Ellen is at the Gramm.. @GrammarTable
15K Followers 3K Following Proprietor of grammar advice stand + author of Rebel with a Clause. HarperCollins in US: https://t.co/YH1wTTEatg, Hachette in UK: https://t.co/IUp1IXc9Kt
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1.1M Followers 930 Following Former UN Ambassador and South Carolina Governor, Clemson Tiger. Running for POTUS. Fighting for a strong and proud America. 👊🏽🇺🇸
Joshua Weishart @joshuaweishart
3K Followers 5K Following Law Professor, Education Rights: https://t.co/h9zgbE1kX9 Personal Account, does not express views of current employer (WVU Law) or future employer (Suffolk Law)
Christopher Moore @TheAuthorGuy
92K Followers 969 Following Satire is my business. NY Times bestselling author. Here to the end. @theauthorguy.bsky.social Mastadon: @[email protected] Instagram: theauthorguy
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809 Followers 1K Following 41yo (she/they) Winner of Best Username as chosen by Craig Sechler | Streamer | Grandma | World's Biggest Lalafell | pfp by Baldur's Gate 3
NYT Vertex Archive @VertexArchive
2K Followers 17 Following An UNOFFICIAL archive of the New York Times' Vertex puzzle. This account is not affiliated with the NY Times. I just like the triangles.
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Brian Morris @brmorris
3K Followers 2K Following IT Security; dependent on Jesus Christ; Racism, Abuse ≠ fruit of the Spirit; leaving complementarianism, bringin’ receipts
A lot of you all would’ve absolutely hated the Civil Rights Movement had you lived through it, and it shows.
Yall see how ableism intersects with fascism? How vulnerabilities become dangerous in the hands of communities that hate vulnerable ppl? If you’re someone who mocks masking when immunocompromised ppl ask you to mask, do you recognize yourself here?
one of our comrades have a severe banana allergy. so z!onists decided to bring bananas. the security have already said not do this. this person can go into shock.
How do you go back to school after they brought out snipers on you?
@IrishTimes The worst kind of micro-aggression is when people do their jobs to a high standard.
@IrishTimes If a manager doesn't know how to handle someone quietly doing their job to a high standard within their work hours...how are they going to handle any other situation?
@HeyImPostinHere @IrishTimes If you want the boss's job, then by all means, you should be expected to work much harder than necessary. If you don't, then such a lifestyle shouldn't be considered a baseline requirement for employment.
@TheREALeataTREE @IrishTimes It's because they aren't doing more than they are being paid for. They want extra labor beyond what is required.
@IrishTimes Consider: if my team is running efficiently and getting shit done....I don't need to complain. Instead, I get to focus on helping them find other business areas they would enjoy learning about, offering them ways to level skills up, or add new capabilities if they want.
@IrishTimes '.....hard to handle, both on the job and in performance reviews, because they continue to complete their assigned workload to the same (often high) standard, giving their managers an uneasy feeling but nothing specific to complain about' I don't understand any of this
@IrishTimes 'Quiet quitting' Doesn't exist. What You're having a moan about are people working their agreed hours & going home afterwards. If employers want their workers to put in more hours, pay them.
A reminder: if we have to take Paul’s writing on women as strictly plain-text literal and **ignore context,** there are more verses that instruct believers to kiss each other than verses about women being unfit for church leadership. Pucker up, boys. H/T @pastherandie
I hadn't thought about Monica Lewinsky in years, but like... As a millennial who saw that whole nasty business on the news at a pretty young age, like... Who the hell decided she, the young intern, was the bad guy in that situation? Because thinking on it as an adult... Yikes.
a lot of christians think they would have opposed genocide in the past but many won’t even oppose genocide in the present
Look I’m no republican so i don’t understand their “logic” but if i had shot my dog because i found them inconvenient like K Noem did there is no way I would admit that, nevermind publish it in a book.
I just found out my 2 youngest kids have me listed in their phones as, "Spawnpoint." 🤨😂
@rodneyjsw I don't disagree with that. However, a clergy person is in a position of authority within their parish. You could unintentionally make it very difficult to remove a clergy person who has acted inappropriately
@UMC_CommonSense Yes, I agree. Hopefully it's covered elsewhere. It never really made sense to me to lump infidelity/adultery in with sexual orientation. I wonder if it was inserted there in the first place to help pass the anti-LGBTQ+ language?
@UMC_CommonSense I have been texting with a few folks at GC and I think it will be addressed.
@DurmBull Part of me thinks it's a, "oh, we didn't quite mean to do that" moment. But I worry that it could get passes with that wording and cause a host of issues
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