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On the one hand, Kahneman's research isn't reproducible. On the other hand, everything on Amazon ends with .99
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My jazz combo is playing at the bell house this month as part of a fun brass band night. Tickets are $20 – come by and see yours truly on drums! We'll go on at ~6 eventbrite.com/e/l-train-bras…
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@itunpredictable @aweissman every pic of JC, tbh
The best infra software talent in NYC came out in force last night!! 💥Thank you so much to everyone who made it to the infra.nyc spring fling 🌸🍻 I was blown away by the amazing conversations + so many new people 🥹 Big summer party in the works - stay tuned 🫶
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it’s a naive domestic pink bourbon, without any breeding, but i think you’ll be amused by its presumption.
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Career update - I joined @natfriedman and @danielgross investing in startups. I want to meet one-on-one with 1000s of founders this year, so please reach out if you are working on something great! We lead rounds from seed to growth, investing between $1M and $100M at a time.
@itunpredictable I did not but it was en route to Mace with you so by transitive property…
Got to hang w/ @DormRoomFund for their AGM and gave a talk on the state of the venture markets 💸 A bunch of folks asked for the data & slides, so figured I’d share it with the broader community along with a few takes & insights
Coming to @pytexas this year? Catch my deep dive into how to work with audio in Python on Saturday at 2:15pm! (and come grab some Pedalboard stickers too!)
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I'm thrilled to share that I'll be starting a Ph.D. program in philosophy at USC in the fall! I see this as a humbling opportunity to further my work in the philosophy of game narrative, as well as to work more broadly on questions of how we find values and reasons in our lives.
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