Freya Isabella @Freya__isabella
batch cooker, precaution taker, comedy enthusiast. Joined October 2012-
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Capital cities are so silly. Why does our map need a head girl?
him: what you up to? me:
Oh Ozy do you recall Your Empire was not small Your statue was quite tall But when I came round to call Nothing but desert there at all And I said 'Aren't you the great king Ozymandias? Ruler of rulers oh so long ago And all you are now is a shattered mask of stone'
Two years ago today, we lost five people in the worst mass shooting our country has seen in many years. Two more people were shot but survived and many hundreds saw things that no one should ever have to witness. (1/6)
Despite releasing a wolf into a primary school, I am still committed to reducing wolf attacks
Despite releasing a wolf into a primary school, I am still committed to reducing wolf attacks
But they seldom make history
Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging, a film that truly shaped me as a teen, turns 15 this year. Obviously I had to track down the cast (Georgia Groome, Eleanor Tomlinson, Kimberley Nixon, Georgia Henshaw) and Gurinder Chadha for a 4000+ word oral history independent.co.uk/arts-entertain…
Never seen the word ocean work harder than when someone calls Plymouth “the ocean city”
Telegraph staff react to their new logo:
I’m wondering if it might be time to stop describing people as being in “the year above me” when asked how old they are?
I did the bins
no man don’t get me wrong I loooove festivals, in a cool way, the only thing I don’t like is feeling even a tiny ounce of discomfort or hunger or cold or worry or tiredness for a single second of my life
Just a warning that if you go to the aquarium while pmsing you might cry at all the fishes being so blue and serene
Royalist at King Charles II's coronation, 1661
I'll take his number - sounds like a gent
I'll take his number - sounds like a gent
Eleanor Morton ($8) @EleanorMorton
125K Followers 1K Following Scottish comedian/writer/actor with confusing accent, absolutely not insecure about it. She/her. Fringe '24 tix here https://t.co/ERm2f0BVEd
Ken Cheng @kenchengcomedy
24K Followers 4K Following Comedian, poker player. Seen on No Rolls Barred playing board games. Rep: @ebdonmgt
Zoë Tomalin @ZoeTomalin
6K Followers 956 Following TV comedy writer & producer | escape room for a ghost | Rep: @pbjmanagement (she/her)
Will Hall @willhallcomedy
3K Followers 986 Following Comedian who was recently given a blue tick! (by my crush on whatsapp)
Ted Hill @thetedhill
3K Followers 2K Following comedian, science geek and charming young man. all views expressed here are mine and do not reflect my employers (pls nobody fire me)
Stephanie Sherman @stephanie_111_
257 Followers 5K Following Interpol Is Connecting Over 195 Countries For A Safer World. Don’t Hesitate To Report Serious Cyber Abuse Or Suspicious Activities
Carl Eve @CarlEveCrime
5K Followers 3K Following Crime Reporter @Plymouth_Live 01752293119 British Journalism Award 2014 [email protected] https://t.co/0eYk4dKhFh https://t.co/pAH343tm6s
Heather @Heather1189361
91 Followers 3K Following
Alma @almawilson52
192 Followers 3K Following
Alix Maybe @philspencerz
80 Followers 278 Following mid 30s dyke || he/they || no minors please!! 🔞🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ fat disabled nb lesbian
@sonofafitch.bsky.soc.. @ROCRedDog
275 Followers 922 Following but we cannot cling to the old dreams anymore
Danny Moran @dmoranscripts
353 Followers 1K Following Writer & script editor. Email any enquires to [email protected]
Sharon Marcus @MarcusSharon
4K Followers 3K Following Professor @EnglishColumbia, a founding editor of @publicbooks, and author of APARTMENT STORIES, BETWEEN WOMEN, and THE DRAMA OF CELEBRITY. She/her.
Am Stubberfield @AmStubberfield
2K Followers 5K Following W/class queer actor,voice artist,comedian & writer.Acting rep @leonikibbey at Capulet. Voice Rep @vobjmanagement Writing @sohotheatre @royalcourt @TheNetwork_TV
James Alistair Henry @james_blue_cat
8K Followers 4K Following Writes stuff: Green Wing, Delivery Man, Piglets, Hey Duggee, first novel Pagans out early '25. Rep'd [email protected], lit agent @blackpooltower
Jamie Nash @Jamie_Nash
22K Followers 25K Following Screenwriter (Exists, VHS2, Lovely Molly, Altered). Author of SAVE THE CAT WRITES FOR TV. For script consulting check my website: https://t.co/lRQTtZ9ozB
Liam Arnold @MrLiamArnold
891 Followers 797 Following Comedy. Writing. Opinions. Runner up of #GoldCrackers 2019. Credits: Newsjack & Breaking The News.
Jake @jakedotbenton
93 Followers 440 Following He/him. Marketing things. Formerly digital @childrensociety. Views my own
Lorna Rose Treen @lornlornlors
5K Followers 2K Following character comedienne, killer of comedy, Britain's Next Top Model 2025 (embargoed) / associate artist @ThePleasance / rep: isaac @unitedagents
Sinclair @ItsEdSinclair
154 Followers 442 Following Not really on here any more. Person, likes things like Small Clone pedals. Non-parent. Beard. They/he
gab 🍋 @gabylemin
300 Followers 371 Following 👑just a dumb bitch👑 🧚🏼♂️f*ck the tories f*ck the monarchy f*ck the patriarchy🧚🏼🔮she/her🔮 Ⓥ vegan for the animals n the anarchy Ⓥ 🇵🇸
Jas Rees @rees_jas
268 Followers 500 Following PhD student @UCLchildhealth & @UGI_at_UCL | local adaptation & human evolution | loves food, weights and accessible science (she/her)
Dartmoor Preservation.. @DartmoorDPA
3K Followers 362 Following Fighting to keep Dartmoor wild and free since 1883. Official Friends of Dartmoor.
⭐ @wizzzzzzzzwoz
65 Followers 510 Following
Kitty 🎃 Designer &.. @kittystrand_
8K Followers 3K Following iIllustrator & digital artist specialising in joyful design - available for commission experienced in print + digital Email: [email protected]
Heimdall @Waltio11
4K Followers 1K Following 🇨🇴Modelo y creador de contenidos para adultos 🔞🔥🔥🔥 https://t.co/dcfjTZ3VjJ
Dylan Jones @DylanAlexJones
415 Followers 1K Following Ashford Labour Party Treasurer. Former parliamentary candidate for Tonbridge & Malling. Royal Mail manager. Unite & CWU member. Bsc Msc International Politics.
Ana Basu's love langu.. @ModernSkirt
252 Followers 616 Following Well-meaning writer. Disabled, asian female smartarse. Semifinalist '24 @femalepilotclub, shortlist '22 & longlist '23 @NobbsMemorial #BreakingTheNews #Newsjack
Innocent @likethesmoothie
282 Followers 307 Following
Carol Cumplease @CarolCumplease
18 Followers 98 Following Hiya love! Gay ICON 🌈 Author of queer fiction 🌈 Proud mum to a gay son 🌈 (& some straight kids, yawn) 😴 LGBTQIA IS OKAY!
Dr Ciara Kelly @Ciara_M_Kelly
2K Followers 2K Following Lecturer in Work Psychology. Sharing research, ideas and strategies for work life management, motivation, development and well being.
Kathleen Hughes @kathleenwho_
2K Followers 3K Following Glaswegian comic & writer - @humourmillgla 🃏 - @SYTYFunny Finalist 2021 - @lsqtheatre NCOTY Finalist 2023 - Service to the School Award 2013 - she/they
ComedyTash @ComedyTash
165 Followers 509 Following Comedy Geek. All views my own. @[email protected] Insta: @ComedyTash7
Briony Puddepha @BrionyPuddepha
263 Followers 843 Following Writer ✍️Live With It 🍌/ Shortlist @thetvfoundation & @funnywomen 2020/ Writes for Cinegirl Magazine/ @turtlecanyoncom /@succubus_mag She/her
Lucy Roper @lucyroper
1K Followers 903 Following Writer for @succubus_mag, @newsjackBBC when they let me and whatever spare change you've got. Too long ago to mention @lhcomedy Finalist 2015 🐴. Oh, wait...
Samuel Willis @samuelawillis2
791 Followers 5K Following Interested in history, politics & law, esp constitutional, pol econ, & EU/Brexit.
Will Morgan @Will__Morgan
614 Followers 933 Following Senior Reporter @MENnewsdesk, previously @DailyMirror, @GlosLiveOnline, retired pastry chef. Words also wrangled in - @Independent @Huffpost @Nottslive.
Angela Channell @Channellio
978 Followers 1K Following ‘dubious’ -Chortle | @nftsfilmandtv comedy | lovely little words on #LateNightMash @thedailymash @femalepilotclub @newsjackbbc @dmsareopenBBC | she/her
Rufus McAlister @mcalister_rufus
128 Followers 94 Following This is not the page of famous Lego Ninjago character Rufus MacAllister. Please no questions about illuma-swords
Dr Emma Brownlee @ECBrownlee
994 Followers 730 Following Research fellow @GirtonCollege @UCamArchaeology Early Medieval Europe | Death & Burial | GIS | Occasional Vikings She/her
Jim MacGregor @headofprogramme
446 Followers 435 Following A serious man. Student Joiner, Pedal Steel/Guitar/Drums, HoP, Gooner, PAFC.
Colin Rothwell @colinrothwell
486 Followers 935 Following talks a lotta big game for someone with such a small truck
Luke Terry @ComedianLTerry
3K Followers 4K Following Freelance script writer, comedian and comedy writer. Give me money and I’ll be funny for you: [email protected]
SeanceCast @Seance_Cast
462 Followers 286 Following An 🌟 AWARD WINNING 🌟 comedy-horror audio sketch show from @charliedinkin 🧙🏼♀️ + @zoetomalin 👻 Produced by @daddysuperyacht and @hattrickprod 🐇
Fleur Harrison @harrison_fleur
6 Followers 68 Following
Patrick Wilson @patwilson94
604 Followers 2K Following BOVTS Directing MA / comedy & theatre maker / theatre educator / can’t commit to an Oddbox etc
Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman
113K Followers 3K Following a writer and professional person for many things. bafta connect member. it’s probably a joke. she/her. Rep: @ITG_ltd
Gabby Hutchinson Crou.. @Scriblit
25K Followers 1K Following Comedy writer (News Quiz, Horrible Histories & more), author (Darkwood, The Rooks, Cursed).🐝 with the ☕ https://t.co/tPUv02QMv5
⚡️SIÂN DOCKSEY�.. @siandocksey
3K Followers 648 Following ⚡️Pole dancing comedy witch⚡️ 🖤Read my blog, listen to my podcast @poletheotherone 💛Writing coach - work with me!🪄 🌈she/her/🐙
KathrynBond @KathrynBond
4K Followers 4K Following 🎭 ✍️ 🎤 🤡 🏳️🌈 Winner of Funny Women Comedy Writing Award 2021. @hatch_talent 🎭 @ITG_ltd ✍️ @Qvoiceltd 🎙
Rosie Jones @josierones
221K Followers 477 Following Talk funny. Walk funny. Write funny. https://t.co/f5larHvkds
Leila Navabi @LeilaDoesTweets
4K Followers 693 Following PASSIONATE ABOUT EVERY SINGLE THING!!!!!!!! ANGERDDOL AM POPETH!!!!!!!!!🏴 Rep: Comedy/Writing @dawnsedgwickmgt | Acting/Iaith Cymraeg @regantalent
Eleanor Morton ($8) @EleanorMorton
125K Followers 1K Following Scottish comedian/writer/actor with confusing accent, absolutely not insecure about it. She/her. Fringe '24 tix here https://t.co/ERm2f0BVEd
Rose Johnson @rosejohnno
4K Followers 697 Following Comedian, Actor, Writer, Slug. Enquiries: [email protected]
Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian
97K Followers 4K Following hard-working dilettante / freelance journalist & author / sometimes on the radio / [email protected] / 🇫🇷🇲🇦
Ken Cheng @kenchengcomedy
24K Followers 4K Following Comedian, poker player. Seen on No Rolls Barred playing board games. Rep: @ebdonmgt
Alexandra Haddow @MissAHaddow
49K Followers 2K Following Comedian / Writer. Pay me to do things for you? LONDON SHOW RECORDING MAY 29TH at Moth! Founder of INDIE AMNESTY. Next one 19th April at Albion Rooms, Margate!
Zoë Tomalin @ZoeTomalin
6K Followers 956 Following TV comedy writer & producer | escape room for a ghost | Rep: @pbjmanagement (she/her)
Will Hall @willhallcomedy
3K Followers 986 Following Comedian who was recently given a blue tick! (by my crush on whatsapp)
Sian Harries - @sianh.. @sianharries_
31K Followers 4K Following ‘One to Watch' 🎥 @EdinburghTVFest BAFTA nom Writer/Performer Co-host https://t.co/tlBWsV5Jee Writer Ch4's Man Down https://t.co/ONozfvMqCu
Greg Jenner @greg_jenner
141K Followers 11K Following Public Historian FRHistS 🎙Host & creator of #YoureDeadToMe on @bbcsounds 📖Author of 5 books 📺 Series 1-8 BBCHorribleHistories ⚽️ Spurs #COYS
Ivo Graham @IvoGraham
84K Followers 3K Following comedian / prank victim / published blatherer as of Sep 24
Joe Barton @JoeBarton_
20K Followers 2K Following Professional writer, amateur speller. Spurs fan. #GiriHaji #BlackDoves #TheBastardSonAndTheDevilHimself #TheLazarusProject #TheRitual
molly manning walker @maamw
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Laurence Rickard @Lazbotron
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Ben Smoke @bencsmoke
41K Followers 3K Following your dads favourite lay 💅🏼digital editor @HUCKmagazine + Sandwich// rep'd @MillyReilly// email for work, please only DM if urgent! [email protected]//
Mickey-Jo @MickeyJoTheatre
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rob delaney @robdelaney
1.5M Followers 2 Following You can get my new book, A Heart That Works, at the link below.
DD @designdocument
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Nadia Shireen @NadiaShireen
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getoffcomedy @getoffcomedy
642 Followers 9 Following Get off comedy is an industry born and funded independent HR that aims to eradicate sexual harassment within live comedy.
Lesbians and Gays Sup.. @lgsmigrants
16K Followers 647 Following Through fundraising and direct action, we stand in solidarity with all migrants. We build on a proud history of queer solidarity to say: no one is illegal.
Brett Goldstein @brettgoldstein
300K Followers 2K Following Actor. Writer. Comic. Swimmer. Ted Lasso. Shrinking. Soulmates. SuperBob. Adult Life Skills. Drifters. Anything to avoid a dinner party. IG: mrbrettgoldstein
Sooz Kempner @SoozUK
107K Followers 6K Following "Comedian" Currently in Withnail & I @birmingham. DOOM in @bbcdoctorwho. Host @mysteryontherox @thequeenpod. Agen: @ryanioscoholmes @gag_reflex @TheJonesesVoice
Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit
498K Followers 309 Following The labor market is a mess. Here to show you why. Highlighting workers conflict with poor management, corporate greed, bad business, and the economy.
Nell Frizzell @NellFrizzell
17K Followers 2K Following My next book, Holding The Baby is out now. I also wrote Square One and The Panic Years. Vogue columnist. Journalist. A wholesome plank. #savetheNHS
Isabel AdomakohYoung @isabel_ay
4K Followers 3K Following Acting @CVGG, Voice @Bespoke_Voices, Writer & @PecsDrag | 🏳️🌈 She/they | AppleTV Foundation, Netflix Heartstopper
80s Footballers Agein.. @80sAging
70K Followers 3K Following Branched out from just sharing 80s players but kept the name. Account run by @winstonwes Buy me a beer or coffee @ https://t.co/gP4BVaCm7R
weird medieval guys B.. @WeirdMedieval
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Eloise Hendy @EloiseHendy
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Graham Smith 🇺🇦.. @GrahamSmith_
23K Followers 790 Following CEO, Republic. Author of Abolish the Monarchy, out June 1, 2023. Chair @AERMorg. 🏳️🌈 🇬🇧 🇦🇺 🇪🇺 he/him/his
Helen Black @WriterHBlack
6K Followers 3K Following Writes novels and TV. BAFTA, Emmy, Broadcast nominated. RTS winner. Watches footie and eats fried egg sandwiches
Cambridge University .. @theUL
48K Followers 506 Following Billions of words, millions of books, thousands of years of human thought and discovery. We are one of the world's great libraries.
Sharon Marcus @MarcusSharon
4K Followers 3K Following Professor @EnglishColumbia, a founding editor of @publicbooks, and author of APARTMENT STORIES, BETWEEN WOMEN, and THE DRAMA OF CELEBRITY. She/her.
Soapbox Citizens @SoapboxCitizens
123 Followers 368 Following 📣We are a social enterprise bringing young citizens together to amplify their voices and drive positive change in their communities. #getonyoursoapbox
Show And Tell @Show_And_Tell
7K Followers 2K Following We bring comedy to a stage near you. Upcoming shows: Nina Conti, Rachel Parris, Chris Fleming, Fin Taylor, Austentatious & more 🏳️🌈 🏳️ #BLM
Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys
931K Followers 1 Following Art, activism and accountability 🐴. All our work is funded by the public, no big donors. Become a supporter👇. DMs open 📩.
The Muslim Shelf @TheMuslimShelf
1K Followers 182 Following Expanding your #MuslimShelfSpace, one book at a time 📚 | Tweets by @violettereads @wordsbynadia | Enquiries ✉️: [email protected]
Lizzie Dearden @lizziedearden
29K Followers 2K Following Home affairs and security journalist, formerly @Independent Author of 'Plotters: The UK Terrorists Who Failed', out now: https://t.co/QFxY5tfTCW
Sophia Smith Galer @sophiasgaler
43K Followers 5K Following Journalist & Content Creator / Forbes under 30 & Vogue 25 / 🎙️ @bbcworldservice Where To Be A Woman / 📚 Losing It @harpercollinsuk / 160m views on IG/TikTok
Ellie Wilson @ellieokwilson
22K Followers 456 Following survivor & campaigner • justice reformer ⚖️ • pain can either be your prison or your platform • UofG world changing alumni finalist • commentary and analysis •
Lara Maiklem FSA - Th.. @LondonMudlark
49K Followers 4K Following Found in the Thames by mudlark Lara Maiklem, Fellow of the Society of Antiquaries and award-winning author of bestseller ‘Mudlarking’ https://t.co/9lWoEmhVdE
Heidi Stephens @heidistephens
13K Followers 1K Following Agency strategist (weekdays), romcom author @accentpress (weekends), Eurovision live blogger (seasonal). Enquiries via https://t.co/qHJ75M7CLK She/Her
@simonhynd.bsky.socia.. @simonhynd
8K Followers 622 Following dramas that make you laugh, comedies that make you cry #BBCGhosts #Motherland #TheCockfields #ThereSheGoes #BobServant
Rebecca Makkai @rebeccamakkai
74K Followers 3K Following Pulitzer finalist for THE GREAT BELIEVERS; new novel, I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS FOR YOU, out now. Artistic Director at @storystudio. ADHD. Daughter of a refugee.
Lucy Beaumont @LucyABeaumont
106K Followers 2K Following Writer of Meet The Richardsons, C4's Hullraisers & Radio4's To Hull and Back. Podcast https://t.co/4beZjcyamT
LucyMangan @LucyMangan
74K Followers 2K Following Guardian TV critic, author. Bookworm; a Memoir of Childhood Reading, is out in paperback now. New book (and first novel) Are We Having Fun Yet? out Oct 14
James Alistair Henry @james_blue_cat
8K Followers 4K Following Writes stuff: Green Wing, Delivery Man, Piglets, Hey Duggee, first novel Pagans out early '25. Rep'd [email protected], lit agent @blackpooltower
Liam Arnold @MrLiamArnold
891 Followers 797 Following Comedy. Writing. Opinions. Runner up of #GoldCrackers 2019. Credits: Newsjack & Breaking The News.
Screen Cornwall @ScreenCornwall
931 Followers 383 Following Leading Cornwall’s Screen Industries to Sustainable Growth.
Chortle Comedy @chortle
46K Followers 903 Following UK comedy news, reviews & stand-up gig listings [email protected] Also at: https://t.co/iLBtxyZBkV and https://t.co/ixzgjnX571
BBC Comedy @bbccomedy
403K Followers 5K Following chicken bhuna, lamb bhuna and prawn bhuna, mushroom rice, bag of chips, keema naan and 9 poppadoms
bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer
1.2M Followers 204 Following in our home, in our special drawer, we keep all the items we adore. in a sterilzed cabinet they are kept, and the surrounding environs are regularly sweptTesting stricter account privacy settings, if you follow me please tell me if you can see this tweet in your timeline, thanks 🙏
Wanted to take bf out on a date but he's still housebound in recovery from horrendous illness (seriously, don't get covid) so I surprised him with prosecco and chocolates, got dressed up, and made a three course meal we ate in front of the "fireplace". It was glorious.
Off to meet a water company CEO this morning with work, gonna roll up to the conference room like this
My 7 yr old had a panic about us dying so I had a difficult but healthy and most importantly HONEST chat with him about death (promised him we would cure it in our lifetime, assured him both heaven and/or reincarnation are real anyway so like don’t even worry about it mate)
Just got my phone grabbed by some prick on a bike but he took one look at it and just... threw it back??? I'm so relieved but also so confused and a bit stressed but also... a bit offended ngl?
The UK be like "trans people aren't real, they just have mental health issues, also mental health issues aren't real, get a job, also there are no jobs"
yes Rishi I agree. poverty is addictive. People just love using value tampons with the cardboard applicators that don't work and watering down orange juice that is already from concentrate. People addicted to being in need should be punished!
thinking about this woman who recorded this as a workout on strava
@jwhandley17 An American person visiting a Wetherspoons will potentially never have had the ability to use an app to order a portion of peas to another table for no reason other than to spread confusion and bafflement. Check mate.
Of course I'm familiar with The Tortured Poets Department!
had a dream last night a boy was chatting me up and I said "listen I have a boyfriend but you'd get on like a house on fire" and brought him home to my boyfriend, who thought he was a hoot unsure what this means
Prison should be about recovery and rehabilitation. Its purpose shouldn’t be to damage prisoner’s health, wellbeing or existing conditions further. When are we going to begin realising the important part that food plays in this and strive to do better?
Prison food made bowel disease worse, inquest told bbc.in/3xQOlwU
Missed it by a day, but happy 2 year "queer who moved to Manchester" anniversary to me x
Marriage is WORK but I wouldn’t trade my hubbie Chud for the WORLD he is a NIGHTMARE but he’s MY nightmare thank you GOD for this PIECE OF SHIT LIFE 💕✝️
Every morning after I've had a programme on @BBCTwo my inbox gets delightfully full of messages from men who didn't like my lipstick. It makes me feel like it's 1922 and I'm being castigated by Captain Hastings for being 'fast'.
People are being very weird about this, it genuinely sucks that you now need to sign up for a loyalty scheme at every supermarket you visit in order to get realistic prices, and that you need a bespoke phone app to do it
An angry Lidl customer has slammed the budget supermarket for 'discriminating against old people' after being told he can’t have access to discounts without a mobile app The whole ordeal must have been a Lidl frustrating for him trib.al/2ef5lcg
“Why did you have kids if you are just going to complain about them?” My brain couldn’t have comprehended how much crying there would be. One of them, or me, is always crying. There’s no way to know this because you only get the insider knowledge once it’s too late.
sorry I left out the best bit, which is that it's a business that sells CBD for dogs
Running the 1500m with your fanny poking out like hamster stuck in a napkin ring.
BREAKING: Here's your first look at the new @Nike kits that will be worn by the U.S. track and field team at the 2024 Olympics in Paris.
How does he think it feels to live here? I don't even dare wear clothes in case I get mugged. I just wander round nude with my Oyster card jammed up my arse.
Gotta go into London today. NO WATCH and a plastic ring! Congrats, @SadiqKhan ! 👍🏼
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