Ex Creative @CreativelyDead
Joined June 2011-
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@JennaListonTV I believe the market's board of directors has since ordered the signs no longer allowed up. A member of the board also went so far to hide them. So much for "Shutting down racism" it was merely a hiatus.
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@Creative_Rants “Is everything okay… do you need a loan?"
@macchickGenius Im sure many post coital heartbeats will be sent.
Health Kit better sound an alarm when using Apple Pay at McDonalds. #AppleLive
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“@opiumdeathcult: @GeniusBarTales can you turn off the voiceover please?” I'M TRYING!
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He's an ex-Apple retail store manager, so "ask him anything." - bit.ly/1vj8YdS
@madfruitstand no ew... I have like two dozen backups... And the lanyard cleans up easy. (TMI?)
@Creative_Rants Hahaha that use to drive me nuts, great for killing time during the session though.
@MacRumors …and in a unrelated story, people more lost than ever!
Remember, remember the 29th of October…. nope, doesn’t have the same ring to it. Either way Happy #browettebootday!
Happy one year anniversary of Browette getting the boot! I declare this #browettebootday
@AaplExpert Whaaaat? I use to be happy if they at least spoke english. You have the dream store.
@Genius_Bar Im so tired of people "knowing" exactly what S.J. would think. Shit breaks… shut up and go home! Get to GTFO
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Bob Mansfield has been rehearsing an interpretive dance as a “special project” for our October 22 event. You’re in for a fucking treat.
@AaplExpert Prepare to get Browetted again. "Cut cost!" "Pay them less!" "Less people on the floor" "…our soul? Hahahaha its money!"
@leadwambiguity @madfruitstand Our store went through a clean house of mgt. The new main was a insecure little boy who held grudges.
@carguybikeguy Never thought to, I saw it all as a lost cause. It was just a job not a career.
@AaplExpert My NPP was once quoted in my review, although I was one of five creatives and not quite a kool-aid kid.
@cultofmac It steers people wrong everywhere! Ever not put a zipcode, the whole thing has a aneurism. Thank goodness for Wayz and Google.
Kim Busic @_kehm_
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richard @richard70351372
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brusk @brushkies
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aromatic @ab217152
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ghettoboy( ͠° ͟ʖ ... @ghettoboy_909
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Swappy McSwapperton @SwapExpert
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Michael @michael_chipper
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Jens @suspie
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steeve_mobs @MobsSteeve
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Techie to the Rescue @techierescue
510 Followers 651 Following 12+ years at Apple - founding investor Fanbase - HELPING you learn your Mac, iPhone, iPad, or PC remotely over Zoom. Lover of tech!
Bogdan S @bogdanst
442 Followers 2K Following Underdog, daydreamer, night owl. Doing it all one step at a time. :) views my own not those of my employer and/or no endorsement, yada yada yada. 😌✌🏼🏳️🌈
Stella - Fudge @StellaFudge
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Ryan @y0ryan
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Pro Ambiguity Dealer @AmbiguityPro
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Joe Jonas @JoeJona78362989
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T.pickles @_mr_perez__
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VisualMechanicalInspe... @InspectorVisual
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Louie V @Its_LouieV
679 Followers 341 Following Well... Yesterday I had some Starbucks... And today I had some Starbucks... OMG tomorrow is such a mystery!
Music @michaelmullan81
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Sneaker @sneakersand
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❤️♌️pookiedes... @pookiedeshaye
454 Followers 2K Following I am one of the best people you will ever know #cowboysnation 💙🏈 #buckeyesnation ❤🏈️ #cavsnation ❤️🏀#flow
Offpoint @off__point
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Asterisk_tech @ejay87
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Mathieu B @Matb10
279 Followers 1K Following fou de musique , fou de hockey , fou de technologie , et aime bien rire de toi !!!
IanOfEarth.x_t (Parod... @_IanOfEarth
158 Followers 630 Following Ian, of Earth (he/him) As of 2022-12-23 this account is not actively used.
Panos Di Mac @papa_panos
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JoBo @jobo0007
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Thegirlisnoone @Thegirlisnoone2
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Joel D'Alessandro @kideternity
331 Followers 287 Following Digital Creator | Creative Director | 💻 IT Support | 📱 Social Media Strategy Helping businesses & individuals streamline technology & creativity.
Philosofer12 @JaePhilosofer12
149 Followers 986 Following
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Genius Bar Tales @GeniusBarTales
10K Followers 401 Following The ORIGINAL 'From The Genius Bar' account since 2011. Stories, Commentary, Satire of life at . Not an official Apple blah blah, pass the Whiskey.
Creative Rants @Creative_Rants
9K Followers 91 Following The personal rants of an Apple Store Creative
ᴺᴼᵀ Jony Ive @JonyIveParody
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1K Followers 72 Following Dealer of ambiguity and ✨🍎fruit 🍏✨. Why write a book when you can write passive aggressive tweets? 📥 Have questions? Send me a DM
True Apple NPP @TrueNPP
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Former Bar Tender @FruitBarTender
368 Followers 152 Following One-time faceless bartender at the fruit shop. Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Jane Appleseed @janeaaplseed
780 Followers 317 Following I really do like helping people, but the negatives of Apple Retail outweighed the positives. I am a commie.
Eve's Garden @ComeBiteZApple
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NihilistFruitBasket @FruitBasketCase
351 Followers 194 Following Grudgemaster, overly bitter, insensitive, and completely rotten...to the core.
Tim Cook @tim_cook
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iAnonSpecialist @iAnonSpecialist
223 Followers 65 Following It doesn't take an Expert to tell you I'm Special.
Sarah Guarino @sarahg1113
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think of your eyes li... @probepolitely
201 Followers 190 Following a real-life female pro (we do exist)
Rogue Genii @roguegenii
667 Followers 346 Following Completely confused at the unreasonable expectations that people set themselves and expect me to deliver on.
iTrainer @trainer_i
263 Followers 124 Following Training customers to right-click with a trackpad... One old lady at a time. Views expressed are my own... Duh.
Anon ForMyProtection @TheAtheistAtApl
455 Followers 245 Following Work retail at a fruit company. I don't drink the Applejuice. Befuddled by idiot customers. Tweets are my own opinions.
LeadingwithAmbiguity @leadwambiguity
88 Followers 40 Following Thoughts are my own...I think. Not Apples. For sure.
Friday Night Cranks @fncvideos
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Asdfghjkl @DirtyAssLanyard
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Creative Feedback @CreativeFeedbac
685 Followers 202 Following Apple Creative.Involves holding people's hands and answering stupid questions like Do I click on it? and whats my password?
Family Room Hell @InApplehell
1K Followers 119 Following officially mine and only mine. and i am not your bro
madfruitstandemploye @madfruitstand
1K Followers 316 Following http://t.co/vX6yIAhiLH Tweets are entirely my own, and not my boss.
Spudger Tool @SpudgerTool
193 Followers 197 Following The stories and info posted here are artistic works of fiction. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Not affiliated with any person or company.
Gary Allen @ifostore
4K Followers 167 Following Apple retail store enthusiast who finds future locations, attends new store grand openings, and remarks on store architecture, design, staffing and operations.
Apple Hates Me @AppleHatesMe
9K Followers 11K Following I love Apple products, but a lot of the time, it doesn't feel like they love me back.
GeniusLife @Genius_Bar_Life
1K Followers 2 Following
Red Zone Ho @AcerbicRedZone
968 Followers 53 Following Just another girl whoring herself out for Retail. My opinions dont reflect Apple, Inc, or it's subsidiaries.
AwksAppleCustomer @FamilyRoomHero
838 Followers 193 Following I was promoted to customer after 4 years of loyal work. Wanna go to the Apple Store?
FRS Etc. @FrsEtc
71 Followers 3 Following
iRetailFail @iRetailFail
186 Followers 165 Following I work as an Retail Minion. I love my job & hate my job. I miss Steve. I miss Jon Ronson. All opinions are my own & not 's.
Creative Woes @Creativewoes
358 Followers 92 Following not an official Apple acct. Just venting for sanity. Join in on the fun
Creative Tales @_CreativeTales
291 Followers 15 Following If repeating the same thing over again and expecting a different result is a definition of crazy, what does teaching the same thing over and over again mean?
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