If Apple Ran The Gov @AppleGovernment
If Apple ran the United States Government, it would be like this. A parody, obviously. [email protected] apple.com/government/ Washington, DC Joined July 2011-
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We tried to have a Presidential debate, but everyone ended up in Denver, Indiana instead of Denver, Colorado because they used iOS 6 Maps.
Obama iPhone? RT @AppleGovernment: Welfare reform: Forget food stamps and checks -- we're going to give poor people free iPhone 5's.
Welfare reform: Forget food stamps and checks -- we're going to give poor people free iPhone 5's.
We wouldn't "request" that YouTube take down offensive videos. We would just sue them for patent infringement. wapo.st/Q9QkMy
Now that the iPhone 5 has been announced, President Cook can get back to figuring out how to get Secretary of Retail John Browett to resign.
What better way to cover up the brutal murder of an ambassador than by releasing the most anticipated gadget ever? We win at spin!
The email filters on [email protected] make life a lot easier for our press staff. twitpic.com/atlfl6 twitpic.com/atlfo8
Jay Carney will no longer be White House Press Secretary. @parislemon will be taking over as PressSec. @gruber as his deputy.
In the blogosphere we have the @CultOfMac -- In the government: the @USArmy.
You know how the NSA spies on every email and phone call made in the world? Internally, we call that program "iSpy".
The Kindle is like Belgium. Neat, but harmless.
We don't have Bob Woodward revealing our inner secrets. Instead, we have @adamlashinsky
At our nominating convention, Laurene would be giving the keynote address, not watching it. macrumors.com/2012/09/05/lau…
AND WE'RE GONNA GO TO SOUTH DAKOTA AND MICHIGAN AND THEN WE'RE GONNA GO TO WASHINGTON DC TO BAN SAMSUNG DEVICES! RAGHGHGHGHHHGH
Our nominating convention is September 12th.
Not owning an iPhone is worse than Gitmo? RT @SuperBrandd: Ban them from owning the next 2 releases of the product. that sure would kill me
@callofcrazy That will never, ever happen. What could possibly be gained by this? Plus then WE would have to go to Guantanamo.
They will be made example of! RT @____t0xic____: what will happen to people that leak future Apple Products ? :/
iCloud makes that redundant. Cuba for u RT @SuperBrandd: the penalty is community service, 1 week of software restores and syncs for anyone!
One-way vacation to Cuba. Guantanamo to be exact. RT @iPwnM0nster: @AppleGovernment what's the penalty for jailbreaking apple products?
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