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Not Tim Cook @fauxTimCook

8 years ago

These new features are to keep @JonyIveParody off Twitter during peak white room hours.

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8 years ago

Drop the ‘i’, just Apple Books. It’s... cleaner?

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10 years ago

iMessenger looks great. Sorry, I meant the new and innovative iMessage. #WWDC2016

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11 years ago

I like big bulges and I cannot lie.

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11 years ago

Fun fact: we actually give @marcoarment a 100/0 split on his App Store sales, so he makes even more than you think.

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11 years ago

$20 says @ericsnowden is the one who leaked those iPad Pro details to @markgurman.

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11 years ago

Too bad A comes before G in every Alphabet that matters.

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11 years ago

The unwritten first step to start your three-month Apple Music trial.

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11 years ago

O Capitan! My Capitan!

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11 years ago

Yes, we Forgot About Dre. #WWDC15

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11 years ago

@JonyIveParody Go back to your white room, Jony.

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Not Tim Cook @fauxTimCook

12 years ago

@parislemon He assumed nobody would be watching again.

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12 years ago

@viticci America: shit.

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12 years ago

@viticci #righttobeforgotten

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12 years ago

Shareholders are gonna like how much money we make them. Icahn guarantee it.

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12 years ago

Now that we've addressed #bendgate, it's time for me to get back to what's important: making fun of the BlackBerry Passport.

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12 years ago

@viticci

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12 years ago

To all Pebble, Moto 360, Glass, and other wearable owners: apple.com/recycling #AppleLive

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12 years ago

This is why you should've taken Mandarin instead of French in high school. #AppleLive

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