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I rarely do things. I sometimes say things. I always eat things. Portland, OR Joined November 2016-
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The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.
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The door you kicked down will never be closed for us again. Thank you, @ewarren. #ThankYouElizabeth
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"I flew around the world, took weekends off, and maybe went into credit card debt for your birthdays, bachelorettes, weddings, second weddings, children’s birthday parties, mixers, whatever, so I’ll be cashing in this last favor." mcsweeneys.net/articles/youre…
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everyone has that one friend who looks like the hardest drugs they ever did was ibuprofen
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Aug 23, 1985: the film Teen Wolf was released in theaters. #80s
@MattTheBrand Because I wasn’t a “Christian.”
Grrrrrreeeeeeeaaaaaaaatt.
Current global warming has been faster and more widespread than any historic event in the past 2,000 years, a new study shows. For 98% of the globe, the 20th Century has been the warmest period of the past two millennia. ejus.tc/2SOhsZj
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When I hear people say, "I am so sick of identity politics," all I hear is, "I am very much in favor of white identity politics." Wrote about it for @mcsweeneys mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-am-…
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On November 3, 2020, I am going to send Donald Trump back to where he came from.
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"We like to point rejected applicants to an alternative that scratches a similar caregiving itch without the burden of mandatory classes, interviews, or background checks -- having a child." mcsweeneys.net/articles/you-h…
I. Loved. This. Song.
July 13, 1989: 30 years ago, Milli Vanilli released "Blame It on the Rain" as the 4th single from Girl You Know It's True. #80s Reached #1 in November.
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Both nights the women and men of color have risen to the top.
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I think there are more candidates on stage who speak Spanish more fluently than our president speaks English.
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tbh kudos to Biden, first time we've seen a white guy go “oh my time’s up, sorry.” #DemDebate2
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Me.
One last thought, how many people think Julian Castro had a good night?
@GeekyCamel This is the longest, sack of shit "article"/rant about a rant. It. never ends. Did a 15-year-old write this?
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Me to a friend: Soooo, I was thinking about becoming a vegan. *pours whiskey instead of milk in my coffee*
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"Let go of the bitterness you feel towards him -- it’s only natural that Bryce should get the credit for your idea since he repeated it in a louder voice five seconds after you said it. " mcsweeneys.net/articles/how-t…
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"You’re like the I VOTED sticker for people with privilege and unwavering levels of serotonin, and here’s why I’m going to need you to die..." mcsweeneys.net/articles/an-op…
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"This was an outrageous, unprovoked attack by the Islamic Republic of Iran on an innocent drone who merely wanted to attend mass in peace."
U.S. Claims Drone Was Minding Own Business On Its Way To Church When Iran Attacked It Out Of Nowhere trib.al/tT2z61s
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