Dave Simons @DaveSimons
Mostly dormant account kept active to follow current events. Joined April 2009-
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@SVVSD @SVVSDsupt @BrianYoungSVVSD Ringing the bell here. Tracking COVID cases in SVVSD, and we just witnessed a jump from 51 to 75 active cases in 24 hours.
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@timothycsimons I know we can never recapture our youth. I feel some sense of obligation to make sure our kids can do that kind of stuff though. It's insane that we can't guarantee that right now.
@timothycsimons Why not buy the place and subsidize a new Danny's Tavern? I mean, not sure of your financial status but if I had the cash...
@thatbilloakley For the life of me I have no idea how they got the show to use Tahlequah. But then they painted over it! muskogeephoenix.com/archives/nsu-m…
@NateSilver538 So is this a real person typing this or some sort of AI generated word salad that spews out when the stochastic overwhelms the predictable?
@seanoconnz hey when you have 141 billion followers, you can coast with grade school hacky shit
@pattonoswalt @TMZ I need that 114pt all caps italic font right now
@AmandaJillHill @MaricopaVote (sorry, upon further review it's a photog)
@AmandaJillHill @MaricopaVote the slight head tilt of the onlooking law enforcement says everything
@shutupmikeginn @Merman_Melville This whole conversation has me thinking about Idi Amin's sex life and I should probably either complete the study or find a distraction
@kibblesmith @JJ_Grayson @WaltDisneyWorld They look like dehydrated Americans
@pattonoswalt I loved that show. First time I saw Culture Club. My dad was visibly angered.
@liamgallagher Liam do you play an A with three fingers or one
@FrankLuntz @seattlehandicap This is more "too early" than RBG erotic zombie fanfic.
Bethany Hallam is the best interviewee @CNN has put on in a while. Fantastic councilwoman from Allegheny County.
ENE MERCY ✝️ @enemercy_daniel
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