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TOMORROW! Featuring @gldivittorio, @MarioPrime, @DaveAhdoot, @chaikarve_, @BriannaAMWillis, and Beah Jacobson!
TOMORROW! Featuring @gldivittorio, @MarioPrime, @DaveAhdoot, @chaikarve_, @BriannaAMWillis, and Beah Jacobson!
One of the best comics out there. And we can hug in the crowd!
One of the best comics out there. And we can hug in the crowd!
Both of these shows are really great and also I’m producing this so please come. Tonight at 9:30!
Come see my show “Ethnically Ambiguous” this Saturday at 9:30pm @caveatnyc. SAG-AFTRA and WGA members, your tix are on me! Just DM me if you’d like to come. See you on Sat!
Come through tonight, New Yorkers. Your lungs will forgive you!
Reviewing the City of Portland. @PDXJapaneseGdn
Let that shit sink in
a thread of abortion resources in light of this horrifying scotus decision
Steve Kerr on today's tragic shooting in Uvalde, Texas.
This is one of the 22 victims in today’s school shooting. Xavier Lopez was just 10 years old and in 4th grade. According to his cousin, Xavier’s mom was at his awards ceremony 1-2 hours prior to the shooting, not knowing it would be the last time she’d see him.
You can try, but I’m assuming it’ll take you six tries to connect.
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Meet the Senior Word Engineer at Wordle, who gets immeasurable from watching you fail. nyer.cm/HcwvenN (@NewYorker) Written and directed by @pigappletrevor. Shot by @awnabot.
FELLOW WORDLE-ERS OF TWITTER: My husband, Trevor Williams, and his company @PigAppleNYC made a hilarious video about our beloved pastime. It's out on @NewYorker today. Starring @DaveAhdoot newyorker.com/video/watch/sh…
“My favorite words are the ones that seem easy but actually, like, totally f*** with you.” In @newyorkerhumor, the Senior Word Engineer of Wordle reveals his process. Watch here. nyer.cm/J65UfEt
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My first comedy special drops 3/11 on my YT. It’s called Life Rules. My goal is 10k views. Help me get there.
Larry David is not on Linkedin and that has been my go-to resource
I’ve been trying to make this movie for 4 years
Remixing my reaction to @standupdan because it was making me laugh so hard - I thought you should see how hard I was laughing and maybe you need a laugh from Dan Ahdoot too!
For those of you out partying right now, I feel compelled to report that Andy Cohen just revealed that Jeremy Renner is releasing a musical diary tomorrow to commemorate the 1-year anniversary of his snowplow accident.
The children of Gaza share their dreams with you. Two years ago, filmmaker Mohannad Abu Rizk filmed a group of children in Gaza, and one of the questions he asked them was what their dreams were. Please take a second to learn what they're hoping for.
I’m getting ready to defend my people. #Israel #HamasisISIS
Both of these shows are really great and also I’m producing this so please come. Tonight at 9:30!
TONIGHT | 9:30 PM HEAVENLY BABA/ETHNICALLY AMBIGUOUS Comedians Ismael Loutfi (Comedy Central) and Dave Ahdoot (The Tonight Show) return to Caveat with their half-hour solo shows Heavenly Baba and Ethnically Ambiguous. Tickets➪➪ buff.ly/43DxAzx
@elonmusk @StephenKing Remember him, you pay for his blue check.
Tonight at @caveatnyc! PowerPoints from @DaveAhdoot @jack_____enship @amyjmuller @millsmcbrad and more who are wisely not on Twitter! 🎟️🎟️ caveat.nyc/events/next-sl…
You spend your life dismissing conspiracy theorists as loons, only to have Jeffrey Epstein come along and tie together Goldman Sachs, the Rothschilds, the CIA, the Royal Family and pedophile politicians into one neat little package.
My husband's viral Wordle sketch for @NewYorker was nominated for a Webby for best comedy video. @PigAppleNYC vote.webbyawards.com/PublicVoting#/… He's up against Trevor Noah and the Simpsons! newyorker.com/video/watch/sh…
Very excited to read my friend @standupdan’s book UNDER COOKED. (Honestly, I’m just excited that something came in the mail.)
If you’ve seen his stand up, you know that @standupdan is one of the funniest comedians ever. After you see @DonorPartyMovie, you’ll know he’s one of the funniest actors ever. The Uber line in the trailer? Dan improvised that. Every day he gave me pure gold to work with.
Blessed be the project reveal 🙏🍇🤰 @HandmaidsOnHulu season 5 sept 14
It’s official! Shrink is now streaming on @peacocktv! #ShrinkPeacock
“Draymond, are you ready for the next game? I am. Let’s win this series!”
Decided to take a break from making jokes and make a human being instead. This is Ozzie. Unlike my tweets, I promise not to delete him even if he only gets 4 likes.
You know who’s great at this? Craig Thomas.
When people talk to themselves in the third person, they are able better to control their thoughts, feelings, and behavior