PrattyCake but Overwhelmed @CodijoPratt
I named my dog Izzie Mcguire Non of your business USA Joined February 2018-
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The blind item circulating is false. Don't keep reposting it.
The blind item circulating is false. Don't keep reposting it.
If you play WOW you shouldn’t have kids
There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who love The Italian Job and those who just haven't watched The Italian Job yet.
When you haven’t even had your baby yet but already know the post partum depression is going to hit hard 🫠
This is me right now i cannot hang i am in bed by nine 😂
All convicted pedophiles should get sterilized and stripped of all sexual drive or pleasure 🔪 Or just shot. That works too.
Viv Will be reversed until she is closer to 4 or starts getting car sick or something! People’s hurry to forward face their children is grody!
Viv Will be reversed until she is closer to 4 or starts getting car sick or something! People’s hurry to forward face their children is grody!
Looking for a wine that will pair well with my never ending anxiety.
i can't wait to get back on meds 🥲
Do slow walkers not get pissed off by how long it takes them to reach their destination?
I think the toughest thing about adulthood is that your life could be crumbling and you still have to show up and do what you need to do
Where is your binky? -A parenting memoir
I used to accidentally repeat stories to my friends a lot but now I just say “I think I’ve already told you this” and say it again anyway
"Work hard and your dreams will come true." Bro, my dream is to be lazy af.
I don’t even feel like a person this pregnancy I’m just trying to do what has to be done to survive and get through the days.
Love America... So not excited to get that bill 🥲
Love America... So not excited to get that bill 🥲
Everything will be okay. This season you’re in, it’s not forever. You will be okay … and even if you’re not, that’s okay too.
Adaline Bowle @adali_bowl
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Maude 🧁 @maude_vipx922
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Z_ara @Zara618431
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Jillian Supplice @JillSuppl
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Anasta 💝 @KrishanRaiger
71 Followers 5K Following gamer squad 🚀 hihi 🌈👾 follow my main: @anastasiaxcutie
Anasta 💓 @titianas81957
44 Followers 5K Following your fav 🎀 anime 🌸 uwu ✨ egirl Follow my main : @anastasiaxcutie
Anasta 💓 @shibenbarman5
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Tamesha Dellon @DellonTames
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Rayna Bacigalupo @BacigalupRa
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Ariyah Gubser @AriyGub
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Heidi Bukowinski @BukowinHeid
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Chanell Deodato @DeodaChane
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Lulu Prazeres @LuPrazere
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Kiana Schoreplum @schoreplum46271
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Ewa Kingore @EwaKingore9695
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Malaya Caplan @mala_capl
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Cortney Hallo @CortneHal
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Sondra Dorson @sond_dors
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Ameila Marshal @AmeilaMarsh
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Linn Zaibel @ZaibLin
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Magdalena Edelbrock @MagdalenaE66488
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Dannette Bonardi @BonarDanne
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Elsie-may Weidower @weidower17931
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Monserrate Andre @andr_monserrat
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Diana Colgate @colgate_di57261
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Amelie Lowthert @amel_lowthe
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Lina Yenglin @lin_yengli
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Love Cochran @cochr_lo
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Rhea Macmullan @MacmullanR64424
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Kassandra Bergstedt @KassandraB66819
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Ava-mae Banse @BanseAva5694
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Hanna Slot @hanna57878
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Charis Cadet @CadetChari72280
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Romelia Sweigart @romel_sweig
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Sapphire Phinazee @SapphirePh42648
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Arabella Fuscaldo @arabe_fusca
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♡♡♡ @iam_awesome2016
642 Followers 2K Following If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves.
AntonyPenders @AntonyPenders
1K Followers 4K Following I’m a retired investor, living on a fixed income. Genuine leftist- wealth redistribution, cooperative community development, person and animal rights
Alien Child Megan �.. @megamindirl
4K Followers 3K Following she/her ♀️Harpist 🎶 Intersectional Feminist 💪 ♿ 🌈 BS in Public Health. I don’t have tear ducts or ear bones. Ask me about Taylor Swift.
Unexpected SAHM @UnexpectedSAHM
8K Followers 2K Following overeducated punk rock princess turned volvo-driving soccer mom // now on mastodon: @[email protected]
BILAL SHAIKH @bilalsheikhh9
427 Followers 5K Following Founder & CEO at @GreeneryGrove | Frontend Developer | UIUX Designer | Passionate about creating seamless digital experiences. #openforwork
bless this mess 🐝 @messydepressy6
6K Followers 4K Following mom of teens and a toddler. lover of Halloween & creepy things. 🐝 she/her happily partnered 💜 fight for human rights #freepalestine 🇵🇸
Connie @Connie92638643
91 Followers 5K Following 🐠🤣 I'm Connie!❕ Нeгe is mу аlbum аnd my naкеd piсs!)) Votе fог me, pls:🐞 https://t.co/FUsbhLBgAG
Kiss my Fat Ash🍑 @Tobi_Is_Fab
43K Followers 4K Following Sometimes on @BuzzFeed @HuffPostParents @Cheezburger @boredpanda @ThePoke @theCHIVE @TODAYshow @Upworthy❤️ Jeff Goldblum & Oxford commas. Avi by @popartcartoonz
bri (pregnant version.. @growing_branch
216 Followers 316 Following 25 • angel mama 🕊️ • wife to-be 💍 • sept 2024 🌈
Rent Please！Landlor.. @Landlord_Sim
451K Followers 2 Following This is the official page of the game Rent Please! Landlord Sim.
Janelle Brown @JanelleBrown117
175K Followers 107 Following Rooted. Empowered. Authentic TLC's SisterWives
Ali Spagnola @alispagnola
2.3M Followers 1.4M Following Music. Comedy. Fitness. Outrageous!.... I explain in the video here→https://t.co/ieA94HDzQu
Gabriella Rasmussen @razzz_med
5K Followers 2K Following MS4 @ U’Utah PGY-0 @MUSCGenSurg #blades🔪 Olive the Kelpie fan account 🫶🏼
Mama Of A Rainbow �.. @mamaofarainbow
154 Followers 197 Following
Alien Child Megan �.. @megamindirl
4K Followers 3K Following she/her ♀️Harpist 🎶 Intersectional Feminist 💪 ♿ 🌈 BS in Public Health. I don’t have tear ducts or ear bones. Ask me about Taylor Swift.
ADHD Designer 🟣�.. @ADHDdesigner
47K Followers 1K Following I design apps & tweet about being a freelancer and creative with #ADHD. Dx'd Apr 2020 @ age 30. 🇨🇦 in 🇬🇧 ADHD Coach in Training ADHD coaching waitlist ⬇️
SleepWatch @SleepWatchApp
10K Followers 458 Following Your best sleep is made with SleepWatch, the all-in-one sleep tracking app of your dreams. Join countless users around the world that are getting better rest.
joseph petito @josephpetito
109K Followers 286 Following I am married to a beautiful wife, and have 3 amazing children. I am a Sales Manager at Home Depot. I am a huge sports fan.
Abby @Threaddurtytome
4K Followers 2K Following 28• Wife • Momma of 3 • A daughter in heaven & Two sons in my arms 💗💙
Leslie Jones 🦋 @Lesdoggg
1.4M Followers 2K Following I'm LESLIE F*CKING JONES. Hit the link to grab my book and see me live!
Brittany Tavish @BrittTavish
32 Followers 194 Following
Eli McCann @EliMcCann
46K Followers 2K Following Lawyer/Writer/America’s Grandma. Humor columnist for @sltrib. Creator of the Strangerville podcast. Humor essays here: https://t.co/vo8yEGMbJB
Bailey Sarian @BaileySarian
436K Followers 247 Following • I do a thing called Murder Mystery & Makeup and Dark History over on YouTube •
britt 👩🏻🦰.. @wifewines
3K Followers 730 Following someone’s hot wife, mom of 3, been saying no instead of yes ✨
UNICORN GANG™ @unicorngangshop
11K Followers 9K Following defying the standard of beauty 🦄Because being human is too complicated. Embracing flaws as our beauty marks
that girl 𓆘 @astrocb123
548 Followers 421 Following always down to talk about astro, human design, wicca🫶🏾
Overdramatic🌟 @Momma_Dutch
293 Followers 315 Following •I complain, a lot. Welcome🍃 •T💍🧡E🧒🏼💚AJ👶🏻💙 •she/her
Joseph Rezek @RezekJoe
9K Followers 3K Following English Prof and Dir. of @BUamnesp. Husband and gay dad to 7yo twins. Early/C19 Americanist. "The Racialization of Print" under contract with @OIEAHC @UNC_Press
𝒦𝓎 @justky1018
32K Followers 880 Following funny n relatable socially-conscious hot chick ✨Black lives ALWAYS matter✨ insta: justky1018✨$30 DM Fee
lesbean mom nextdoor�.. @theslospiral
2K Followers 1K Following she/her 🏳️🌈 • hot mess mom 👩👧👦• probably reading a book 📚 • cap🌞/virgo🌚/pisces↗️
That Pesky Willow @AubriePesky
29K Followers 763 Following Smart slut in a capitalist patriarchy ❤️ https://t.co/D5PHwsR8bx
kristofer thomas @kristoferthomas
91K Followers 591 Following comic, tv/screenwriter, idiot. mgmt: brillstein #WritersGuildOnStrike #WGAStrong
LaVelle @bbylavv
5K Followers 4K Following twenty-sëvën•gemini•pansexual•toddler mama•NewJersey•Black Lives Matter •Trans Rights Are Human Rights•
Becky @reunmoosmummy
2K Followers 3K Following i have two beautiful children aged 3 and 10 months. i am living with #postnataldepression and trying to fight through it. I am a christian.
Lil Bit 🌈 @LizerReal
59K Followers 983 Following Wife of a guy. Mother to spawns. Sugar glider in my bra. Parenting cautionary tale. (she/her)
a u t u m n 👁️�.. @autumn_pb
1K Followers 935 Following motherrrr 👼🏻🧒🏻👧🏻 / surgery life 👁️🧼💉🩸🩹 / 2️⃣4️⃣♌️ / John 13:34 🩶
Brittani Nichols @BisHilarious
40K Followers 3K Following Abbott Elementary Wednesday on ABC. Next day on Hulu.
Cerise Castle @cerisecastle
34K Followers 2K Following she/her. multi-award winning journalist. Wrote history of #LASDgangs. covering inequality @capitalandmain. IG/TikTok @yourmajestcee. Repped by CAA. Tip? DM
Caitlin @caithuls
17K Followers 2K Following Art, code, comedy. I live in South Carolina and in my head
𝐿𝒾𝒻𝑒 𝓇.. @queenl3x48
21K Followers 140 Following 24 Greedy & Unattainable Findomme. You’ll never be good enough but your wallet will be. $50 initial
BROTHER MIKE @BrotherMike17
5K Followers 4K Following “If you aren’t open to being wrong then you aren’t committed to knowing the truth.” Doug Sherrod
Manny MUA @MannyMua733
1.4M Followers 943 Following Youtuber, Instagramer, tik toker, dreamer... lol Im so gay....... Click link for youtube channel!
Hoopz🔮 @Hoopztarot
71K Followers 291 Following Tarot reader/ 18+/For a reading please email [email protected]✨ Readings: CLOSED💚
Sarah Turney @SarahETurney
63K Followers 2K Following Lover of dogs, advocating, & eating chips with lemon juice and hot sauce. Founder of @VFJMediaCo, Host of Voices for Justice @vfjpod and Disappearances.
☁️ @skyehitchcock
10K Followers 3K Following boy raising 🌿 baby holding 🌸 probably thrifting or eating. ✊🏽 🌈
@BobSands I was raised in the Duggars’ cult, but if you don’t think cults impact people I guess I can’t change your mind lol
Me as a kid: hey I think you are being way too strict and I should be allowed to do normal things my friends do, like listen to secular music and wear shorts, and I don’t want to babysit constantly for free My parents: you hate us now, but you’ll thank us when you get older. (1/
Me as an adult: yeah so I think my parents were way too strict and I should have been allowed to be a normal kid and listen to secular music and wear shorts and not babysit at the church and at home constantly for free when I didn’t agree to My parents: 😦
I just read the story where the doctor decapitated a baby during birth and the parents didn’t know until the FUNERAL HOME told them. Jail. I would be in jail.
Okay my gym crush never has a water bottle on him. I jokingly brought it up & he said it’s cause he always loses them (at which point he laughed & I fell in love with his smile). Should I buy a dollar tree bottle, write my number on it & say “hopefully you don’t lose this one” ?
I told my boyfriend to let me be in charge of finding a motel to stay at during our drive back to Colorado. We are now checked-in to the whirlpool ocean room of this 1 star motel masterpiece. 🤭
I asked my job for a raise by doing what every article told me to do and sent over data about what my role in my location is currently getting paid + the value I provide and my HR team literally responded “go work somewhere else then good luck” lmfaooo
@Aaron_____Davis Thank you. Someone gets it. Civilians are not necessarily their government.
@veronicaspeek_ Bro I yelled at the police for banging on an apartment door (not knowing) and the cop turned and he was like, yes ma’am! I do understand if I wake the baby I have to help out the baby back to sleep 😅😅😅 I was like oh yeah someone’s a dad
LMAO y'all. About the other night.. Somebody was banging on a door on my apartment floor, loud as FUCK & constant for like 3 mins. My kid was sleeping so my mama bear ass opens the door and goes "what the FUCK are u sayin-".... It was the mf cops. I yelled at the police.
@PixieStrmDesign Wow this is so powerful and your resilience is beyond amazing holy hell. Thank you for sharing your story and continuing when every part of you was screaming not too. This is incredible progress. I can’t wait to see when you’re finally the place you always want for yourself. 🩷
First Picture is the day I was admitted into hospital. I was able to say "Hi my names Lora and I have an eating disorder". Anorexia & bulimia to be exact. I’ve been fighting an eating disorder for 15 YEARS. I’m sure many of you have wondered over the years are assumed it was…
I'm the least pro Matt Gaetz guy, but the story here is actually kind of cool? Context- In 2018 Gaetz sent $900 dollars to a friend who then sent that $900 to three young girls to help them buy Barbies 🥹. It goes to show not everyone on the "other side" is bad!
???? I was checking out at the register and a woman was trying to see the candy I was standing in front of by the register and kept saying “excuse me lady” so I’d move as I was actively paying. Rather than waiting. There wasn’t a soul behind me. When I went to walk away she
My mom recently told me about one Christmas when I was a toddler, where every time I opened a gift I would whimper “oh…it’s not a Barbie…” So later, when I was napping, she mumbled “I kinda wish we had gotten her a Barbie now…” and my grandma leapt up and yelled “I’LL DRIVE!”
@legallyisisane I was once asked to take a drug test for an interview and I told them I would not stop taking drugs for the salary they were offering, let alone do the actual job
Having a gen z sister is such a cruel fate
LMAO THAT PERON WAS A SUPER VILLAIN
If your friends and family react to your breakup news like mine did then you kinda have a lot of self reflecting to do
Gotta build my chess empire somehow
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