Chelydro Serpentino @Chelydro
I predate by tearing prey into bite-sized chunks using sharp, powerful jaws & claws but, mostly ‘bother’ my favorite comedians. half-assed heyoka, chaotic good? South Coast, USA Joined October 2011-
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Reversing this for bulking season.
McDonalds himself... 😆
“Stay Nice”
Rejection is the lowest form of flattery.
The time-&-SPACE machine and would need to be crazy accurate... if you gave a ship where you landed.
The time-&-SPACE machine and would need to be crazy accurate... if you gave a ship where you landed.
Enrique Tarrio should’ve been sentenced to DEATH by hanging or firing squad.
Bananas, Beamers, Battlestar Galactic
This is how I find out. I better find a way out of here before the yodeling starts.
This is how I find out. I better find a way out of here before the yodeling starts.
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If you could dip the end of the barrel into any sauce you wanted before putting it in your mouth and pulling the trigger, what brand of blue cheese dressing would it be?
Tarecher @tarecher16623
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Kandace Medina @chunkerKnugget
62 Followers 52 Following Every gift I’ve ever received has been a toaster.
completelyrandum @c_randum
161 Followers 556 Following Movie Nerd. TV Nerd. Bad Jokes. Completely Randum Content. Completely Randum Tweets. He/They
Script Hive @scripthive
4K Followers 4K Following Script Hive is a community of screenwriters. Members have access to a database of thousands of screenplays for tv shows and films. 🐝 #scripthive #readthemovies
Bob Morrissey @BoringOldBob
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Bone Zone Pod Quotes @BoneZoneQuotes
548 Followers 597 Following Quotes from The Bone Zone Podcast hosted by comedians Brendon Walsh and Randy Liedtke. This account is run by a fan of the show.
Kevelin Quany @kevelineuwcn6
10 Followers 61 Following
Dong Cheadle, DDS @queso_nation
456 Followers 738 Following “The internet’s for haters and porn.” - Andy Cohen
Duke Nukem: Zerø Hou.. @NukemZer1106
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Comedian With A Bar S.. @BarShowComedian
806 Followers 1 Following You can do my show if I can do yours. friend of @standupbooker
moleek @moleek22
631 Followers 3K Following nit twitter er, semi-facetious, bayard, I vote, dry, good stuff, I’m the painting, very underrated, snark; https://t.co/TolPdM8NdZ
Queer in Lagos🇳�.. @ilovetribbing_
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41K Followers 74 Following Love wet pussy and tribbing 💕 🌈 down time trade pics n vids GIRLS ONLY dm me 😘 let’s get freaky 😋avi is me btw
Dave Foley @DaveSFoley
204K Followers 2K Following I am selectively famous.I don’t respect your beliefs.Also,I don’t respect my beliefs. Podcast, Really?!. with Tom and Dave now available.
Alex Jones @RealAlexJones
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Jamar Malachi Neighbo.. @JamarMalachi
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Reductress @Reductress
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Ben @benatdancarlin
6K Followers 84 Following Mythical producer of Dan Carlin's Hardcore History and Common Sense with Dan Carlin
Jessie Johnson @jetskijohnson
13K Followers 213 Following this is where I tweet about my #blossoming comedy career.... 🎺🎤
Frankie Vanian @Hon3yxmilk
448K Followers 2K Following 18+ ONLY // Genderfluid (HE/THEY/SHE) // Power Bottom Goth // This is my only account
Tigerlilly @TigerlillyX
290K Followers 928 Following 🌈 ☁️ 18+ only Petite Tattooed Girl Next Door☁️ 🌈 Alt Star winner x2 Booking: @hussiemodels 💋
dankhobbit @dankhobbit_
310 Followers 228 Following Pisces | 27 | 420 | in a relationship |(minors DNI , 18+only)🥰🍄🌿🍃 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Alexandria Ocasio-Cor.. @AOC
13.2M Followers 4K Following US Congresswoman, NY-14. In a modern, moral, and wealthy society, no American should be too poor to live. People-Funded, takes no lobbyist💰. Personal account.
Dana Carvey @danacarvey
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Kandace Medina @chunkerKnugget
62 Followers 52 Following Every gift I’ve ever received has been a toaster.
Lauren Boebert @laurenboebert
3.4M Followers 1K Following Lauren Boebert for Congress: Congresswoman & candidate for CO-04. Professional RINO Hunter. Raising my boys to be MEN before liberals teach them to be women!
cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers
2.2M Followers 172 Following Good cats being workers • Unionized • Mascot @JobertTheCat • Takedown/credit/submissions: [email protected]
Ivy Top 1% 🔮 @ivyClark_
51K Followers 523 Following Freaky Student 🎓 | Help with my college debt and have fun with my 🍑 at the same time 🤪 👇
Lex Fridman @lexfridman
3.5M Followers 126 Following Host of Lex Fridman Podcast. Interested in robots and humans.
Doug Dalton @dougdaltoncomic
248 Followers 593 Following Houston based Stand Up Comic. Host of Filth:A Stand Up Show DM for Booking Info
improv4humans @improv4humans
7K Followers 351 Following THE GREATEST IMPROV PODCAST KNOWN TO HUMAN KIND! hosted by @mattbesser on https://t.co/FRx8DqLOCu
Grady Pruitt @PruittGrady
851 Followers 639 Following My debut Album What happened to Shame is available on ITunes, Apple Music, Spotify, and everywhere you can stream albums
Standup Booker @StandupBooker
4K Followers 0 Following Bring 45 friends and get 3 minutes of stage time! check out up-and-comer @barshowcomedian
Bob Morrissey @BoringOldBob
1K Followers 804 Following Gay Nobody Comic w/ lots of heroic stories and brilliant ideas.
Teeny Nene 💕✨ @teenynenexoxo
3K Followers 222 Following the hot, sexy next door neighbor u always fantasize about✨|| 18+ || minors will be blocked || ManyVids
Aria Nicole 💋 @AriaNicolexxx
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Office Hours Live wit.. @OfficeHrsLive
18K Followers 743 Following Office Hours Live is a call-in show with @timheidecker, @VicBergerIV and @douggpound (aka the holy trinity). Tweets by producer Matt & Lt. Carson.
eddie pepitone @eddiepepitone
91K Followers 2K Following PATREON: https://t.co/dm05RJF6Af / APOCALYPSE SOON Podcast: https://t.co/S6IV0RCzYA / FOR THE MASSES Special: https://t.co/x7GkqTeRYn
Sarah Tollemache @stollemache
19K Followers 1K Following I’m taping my new special Oct 11th at @grove34 https://t.co/a3F3ZINwdv
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204 Followers 90 Following
Sarah Tiana ⚾️ @sarahtiana
48K Followers 1K Following Writer /Comedienne/ Mom/ Southern Belle/ Go @dawgs @braves @falcons My new special “44” is on YouTube
Eva Victor @evavictor
306K Followers 2K Following
Trish Walsh @_tRiSh_WaLsH
276 Followers 123 Following Northeast Philly bitches! Mother 2 @trevor_walsh My ex @brendonwalsh owe me $10k in child support. If u got a problem talk 2 my lawyer [email protected]
With the Flair and Supple Touch of a True Artist. #Superbon x #Bink x @ONEChampionship Enjoy the Hostilities My Friends. #martialarts #muaythai #thaiboxing #art #thailand #boxing #artist #flow #ko #movement #knockout #footwork
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top 4 coolest things i’ve ever seen #Eclipse
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“This is not a normal war. The war in Ukraine has killed 500 kids in two years and the war in Gaza has killed over 10,000 in less than five months. We have seen wars before but this is something that is a dark stain on our shared humanity.” -Dr. Fozia Alvi theguardian.com/world/2024/apr…
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Beyoncé and Dolly when they catch Jolene
@RealFamilyCrete this shit have me in tears every time🤣🤣 bless ole buddy’s heart trying to stop it
being black is so crazy sometimes, like wym i gotta think abt if they like black ppl before visiting a new country ?!?!?🤔
guns are fine but absolutely NO scooters allowed
There’s a person open carrying around Discovery Green. @houstonpolice officer said no problem as long as he doesn’t point it at someone
“Dabbing you up” we know what you are
As someone who’s worked in & around non-profits specializing in helping formerly incarcerated people get into the culinary industry, the acting of Jamar Malachi Neighbors as Chef Percy was way too good, as was the outline of the show itself, from Hugs Not Thugs to Hugs Not Mugs.
I found a picture of the first time I visited a website. It was a frog website (pictures and facts about frogs)
Art. #BINK Like painting, poetry, or music. There’s art in the simple act of planting of seeds, and in the successful harvest of the fruits that they bear; and there’s art in the flavours and colours and textures produced and the simple authentic joy of a unique moment in…
my toxic trait is smelling directly from the beaker instead of wafting
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