BowTiedWaterBear @BowtiedWTRbear
Jesus 1st / Corrosion Engeering / LPT's / father to 6 / husband to beautiful wife / RV-Skoolie for 10 mo / strategist / Homeschool Inspired by @bowtiedbull USA Joined May 2023-
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Recently read: “both John and Bill stutter. John talks faster than he thinks, Bill thinks faster than he talks.” Following thought: If you’re going to open your mouth, make it worth the listen
It's finally ready. The book GS and I wrote together has now been submitted to Amazon for ebook and paperback. If approved will be available April 22. Many thanks to @BowTiedThinker (alias Professor Thinker) for the inspiration. Special BowTied guests are in the book.
I’ve got six. My line is: “Yes, and clearly I’m an expert at it!”
I’ve got six. My line is: “Yes, and clearly I’m an expert at it!”
Got a trip (month long) coming up and need to find a gym. I’ll be calling around for rates and looking at pics/reviews. Any other tips? @BowTiedOx @dookiebutter100
@MattWallace888 PAUL HARVEY'S LETTER TO HIS GRANDCHILDREN We tried so hard to make things better for our kids that we made them worse. For my grandchildren, I'd like better. I'd really like for them to know about hand me down clothes and homemade ice cream and leftover meat loaf sandwiches.. I…
@BowtiedWTRbear >he knows
I second the motion
To make it long term, prioritize consistency over resiliency (both are necessary though) Don’t be stupid: pivot away from the clown hammer and keep going
To make it long term, prioritize consistency over resiliency (both are necessary though) Don’t be stupid: pivot away from the clown hammer and keep going
If you’re observant, you already know this. No one had to tell you. Best example of the dorkiness referenced here: Hal (the camera man) in Megamind (movie). Even with all those powers, he still missed the cue/stride/aim/shot
If you’re observant, you already know this. No one had to tell you. Best example of the dorkiness referenced here: Hal (the camera man) in Megamind (movie). Even with all those powers, he still missed the cue/stride/aim/shot
There’s some silver linings that may come from this. Some of which I can’t talk about yet (adjacent issues). God has the best timing and knows what he’s doing (see post from this morning about trials), even if I don’t
There’s some silver linings that may come from this. Some of which I can’t talk about yet (adjacent issues). God has the best timing and knows what he’s doing (see post from this morning about trials), even if I don’t
Yeah… so the verse was on point for “trials”… the opposing attorney couldn’t show (emergency), so the trial got pushed to the end of April
Yeah… so the verse was on point for “trials”… the opposing attorney couldn’t show (emergency), so the trial got pushed to the end of April
Air1's Verse of the Day (we’ve got court today for adopting the girls). 1 Peter 1:6 NLT air1.com/faith/verse-of…
Verse from my quiet time today (going to court for adopting the girls): “Do not be intimidated by anyone, for judgment belongs to God.” Deuteronomy 1:17 CSB
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@BowtiedWTRbear @TheDadAesthetic No, quite the opposite. I was skinnier before.
Marriage 🧵 I’m tired of all the $h!t relationship tips here. I’ve been married more than 20 years. I will tell you a thing or two. 1) Find someone to grow with Don’t look for a “perfect” spouse. You’re marrying a human, not a 🤖 . Or, go look for a 🤖. Things like under 30,…
Testing 1,2,3. This thing still work? #BrokesBack
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I got “are they all from the same father” by a teenage boy at the chick fil a drive thru once. Boy, I’m not trying to get to know you and my life is not your business! Gimme my nuggies!
Once you get to three kids (we have 7 with an 8th due this month) you start getting a lot of comments when you take them out. Here are a few… "You are done, right? “Are they all yours?” “Are you going to stop once you have a girl/boy?” "Do they all have the same father?" "You…
@BowtiedWTRbear @dookiebutter100 Whichever gym has the best equipment pictures online
@BowtiedWTRbear @BowTiedDaddy And because they’re the life of the party, they end up attracting people that they easily make an impression on.
@DeanTTraining I competed in open bodybuilding (LHW/HW) been out about 5 years and have settled about 220, haven’t trained or ate right in 10 months. Still muscular but a 30+ BMI and probably 20% body fat. Bro, im fat. Unless you’ve been “in shape” fatties won’t realize they’re fat
The fact this unpublished, unpeer reviewed abstract is making headlines is the same reason the Women’s health initiative study (looking at hormone replacement in women) did so much harm — no one read the fucking study and just went off the fucking headline. Fuck!
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This topic is the bane of my existence (mostly because I get unsolicited pics of dudes in their underwear about a dozen times a day) Almost every time it’s “hey man I think I’m around 12% body fat now, should I bulk” 99/100 times it’s actually 17-18% & the cut needs to go on.
When dudes say they're 15% bodyfat This is what they mean (Picture is a man at 21% bodyfat) Post COVID, average bodyfat is 25+ Still in better shape than average, but not optimal for health or hormone levels If you are truly 15% or less, you should have 6 visible abs
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@pinpulleddrmf Consistancy. Someone you can absolutely count on Resilience is over rated. If someone is getting clown hammered so much, gotta wonder why they keep getting hit.
@notirishmom @ListLuxur That has happened to me so many times that I just check comments first.
@dookiebutter100 I will literally be ok with pissing blood for 3 days than let a guest workout partner not puke on leg session w me