Rusty Shackleford @BovineEmissions
This is where I tweet all the B.S. I see and hear day to day. To be featured on Tosh.0 at a later date. bovineemissions.wordpress.com Texas Joined August 2011-
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FIGHT BACK GALVESTON!!!
Ford adds 1965-style instruments to all current Mustangs trib.al/uO8Tm7M
I take back everything I’ve said
I take back everything I’ve said
the two types of guys you meet in Austin
When I need a tough reservation on short notice I call and say it’s for my boss And then my girlfriend is in the background yelling “you’re the worst F- ing assistant, I told you to get it two weeks ago” etc And then I say to the reservationist “sorry, I’m just under a lot of…
Let Caitlin Cook.
🚀Our newsroom is getting flooded with calls and emails about this. It’s a SpaceX rocket that was visible above the Brazos Valley this evening. 📍Centerville 📸: Michael Cannain
While I respect the sentiment, please don't go near hybrid race cars after a crash Every year I had to have an hours safety talk about all the fascinating ways it wants to kill me
While I respect the sentiment, please don't go near hybrid race cars after a crash Every year I had to have an hours safety talk about all the fascinating ways it wants to kill me
When fans of contemporary country music say Beyonce is ruining country music.
Great pic of my nephew Dale in Birmingham. That whipper-snapper is dividing, just like his daddy did. Definitely has his momma's cytoplasm though.
Myles Garrett beats out T.J. Watt for the AP Defensive Player of the Year award. Cleveland's All-Pro edge rusher received 23 first-place votes and 165 points to Watt's 19 first-place votes and 140 points. See the full list of AP NFL award winners: apnews.com/live/nfl-award…
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Not wearing a mask during COVID-19 health emergency isn’t a free speech right, appeals court says apnews.com/article/covid-…
Apple rolled out an update to its iOS operating system this week with a feature called Stolen Device Protection that makes it much harder for phone thieves to access key functions. AP's Kelvin Chan explains how to activate the new security option and why it’s so important.
An important statement on the latest tea controversy. 🇺🇸🇬🇧
When that Paul Wall come on:
They must’ve had this tour guide…
They must’ve had this tour guide… https://t.co/nhOv6W3AOD
LSU fans ritualistically eat alligators every year. An Alabama fan poisoned Auburn’s trees. Georgia fans bark at children. Tennessee fans throw golf balls onto the field. Arkansas fans used the Freedom of Information Act on their own coach. Are we sure Texas is ready for this?
LSU fans ritualistically eat alligators every year. An Alabama fan poisoned Auburn’s trees. Georgia fans bark at children. Tennessee fans throw golf balls onto the field. Arkansas fans used the Freedom of Information Act on their own coach. Are we sure Texas is ready for this?
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Ellen Webster @EllentyWebster
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Global Energy @EnergyWhale
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Dr Paul Shipman @DShipman
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Houston BBQ Festival @HouBBQ
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Brent Zwerneman @BrentZwerneman
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Laura Berg @MySmartHands
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Virginia Northington @va_northington
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Anna Nash @AnnaNash20
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30,000 ARMY SUICIDES @Warx2TheMovie
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Lunette the Cat @luneythoughts
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CustomerServiceBox @CustServiceBox
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Andy Griffith Show @MayberryMoments
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Andy Griffith Show @mayberryquotes
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fe @kokicampo230
88 Followers 702 Following Aldreyer por siempre. Amar y ser amado es sentir el sol desde ambos lados.
EvelynMacKnocke @EvelynMacKnocke
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DinaRowson @DinaRowson
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East Coast Culture @official_ECC
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Albert hasty @AhDeere
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SheriffDeadEye @SheriffDeadEye
173 Followers 458 Following A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed. #NRA
Maxine Corlett @Maxinezprja
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Nam Orscheln @Namldyxm
74 Followers 637 Following Love to explore and experience life! Free and single! Enjoy my work and now need to have some fun!
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Kelly Deboard @The514Kelly
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Half Marathons USA @HalfMarathonUSA
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50 States Half Marath.. @FiftyStatesHALF
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MADtaco @MADtacotx
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Will Buxton @wbuxtonofficial
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MUTTS @MUTTScomics
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SEC Shorts @SECShorts
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David Croft @CroftyF1
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Dan - EngineMode11 @EngineMode11
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Chris Medland @ChrisMedlandF1
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Axiom Space @Axiom_Space
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cor.. @AOC
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Texas A&M Baseball @AggieBaseball
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AmazingSuperPowers @amazingsoup
6K Followers 215 Following we've made comics and might even do it again. follow tony at @helpfultony. leave wes alone.
BBQ Guides @BBQGuides
193 Followers 85 Following A guide to the best barbecue in the whole, wide world.
Engadget Deals @EngadgetDeals
9K Followers 1 Following The best tech deals curated by @Engadget’s editorial team. We may tweet affiliate links that earn a commission, but they do not influence our editorial opinion.
Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr
437K Followers 6K Following I tell the truth like white draws. FORMER: @TheDailyShow CURRENT: Social Recluse. FAMU grad reppin 205. Took me 5 yrs to get a 4yr degree, don't take me serious
Padma Lakshmi @PadmaLakshmi
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J.C. Reid @jcreidtx
11K Followers 3K Following Barbecue columnist for the Houston Chronicle. Polymath. Carefully vetted. Barbecue/BBQ/Bar-B-Q. Retweets, follows, likes ≠ endorsement. Views are solely my own.
FBCSO Texas @FBCSO
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SMBC Comics @SMBCComics
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NASA Webb Telescope @NASAWebb
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Truth BBQ @truth_bbq
4K Followers 74 Following Hand crafted Texas BBQ - Open Fri-Sun 11am - 4:00p.m. or until sold out 979-830-0392
NASA's Perseverance M.. @NASAPersevere
3.1M Followers 40 Following NASA Mars rover, exploring since February 2021. Hobbies: Photography, collecting rocks, off-roading. 🚀 Team HQ @NASAJPL (Verification: https://t.co/b0WrcSJeU0)
Jeff Lindner @JeffLindner1
48K Followers 389 Following Meteorologist for Harris County, TX. Director of Harris County Flood Control District flood operations and forecasting. Any opinions are my own.
SpaceX @SpaceX
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Daniel Vaughn @BBQsnob
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Engadget @engadget
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George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace
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Flight of the Conchor.. @fotc
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Houstorian @Houstorian
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Brent Zwerneman @BrentZwerneman
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Scott McClelland @TheScottMcC
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909 Followers 59 Following Public safety incidents in the Brazos County, Texas area, including Fire/EMS and Police. Affiliated with @DFWScanner.
National Hurricane Ce.. @NHC_Atlantic
1.2M Followers 77 Following This is the primary official Twitter account for the National Hurricane Center, focusing on the Atlantic basin. For more details: https://t.co/mRyGMdRYT3
BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking
51.7M Followers 3 Following Breaking news alerts and updates from the BBC. For news, features, analysis follow @BBCWorld (international) or @BBCNews (UK). Latest sport news @BBCSport.
AlertHouston @AlertHouston
51K Followers 28 Following Emergency Information from the City of Houston. Register for alerts at https://t.co/RdBr22V7oK. Managed by @houstonoem. Emergency? Call 911. Not monitored 24/7
Rory Reid @MrRoryReid
46K Followers 2K Following I make videos about cars. YouTube Director @ AutoTrader UK. Top Gear alumnus. Fifth Gear incumbent. MULTI award winning 😀🚗
MacRumors.com @MacRumors
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342K Followers 313 Following Writes and does low-rent videos about cars. Also does less-low-rent videos for BBC Top Gear. Contact: [email protected]
Texas Flag Status @TexasFlagStatus
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NWS Houston @NWSHouston
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