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Labradors - double coated, waterproofed & insulated - were bred from St John’s Water Dogs, carefully selected to retrieve fish from the semi-arctic waters of Newfoundland and Labrador for their fishermen owners. Here are 3 of them, begging to get inside to escape light drizzle.
Away for work and being hit, as I always am in small university cities, by fierce pangs of nostalgia as students in groups shriek with laughter in the middle of the street.
It's happening again. Corporations are starting to scale back their environmental pledges, and blaming the economy for it. It's a pattern that goes back decades. Here's a passage from WASTELAND, for example, about Coca-Cola's long history of breaking promises.
Today my three year-old’s preschool has had a science teacher in to talk about the Big Bang and how the universe is made of atoms and all I can think is how much I fear the follow up questions this week.
Wearing a white silk shirt to the office and then getting caught in a lunchtime rainstorm is not the one.
We are recruiting for an assistant news editor. Lots of exciting things happening at @thetimes and a great time to join. Apply below! newscareers.co.uk/vacancies/3281…
Two weeks after moving to Saffron Walden, the council has just announced the only bus service to the train station is being cancelled. No replacement. Hundreds of commuters stranded without a means to get to work. @KemiBadenoch, how can this be the state of your constituency?
WASTELAND is out in paperback next week! I think it looks even better. If you’re a bookshop, events org, festival etc, and want me to come to you for some good old fashioned trash talk, get in touch!
Moved into a new home last week. I honestly think the previous owners might *never* have cleaned once during their ownership. Selling houses in this state of filth shouldn’t be allowed.
Jesus: for behold I have ris- Easter bunny: *crunching on carrots* Jesus: uhhhhh… Easter bunny: *hiding eggs* Jesus: ??? Easter bunny: oh don’t mind me, I’m gonna be taking things in a slightly different direction, love what you’re doing though, mad respect
me in february: i feel this profound sense of ennuie and alienation. it's not just the weather, it's something much deeper than that me today: no, it was the weather
Come work with us at @BritishGQ!
Someone on this street is cutting their grass. Spring smells ready.
Perfect end to the week to learn I've become a meme on the Extreme Dishwasher Loading Facebook group.
Watch what happens to nonfiction podcasts, radio and documentaries when the magazines that feed them (that they systematically rip off) disappear
Watch what happens to nonfiction podcasts, radio and documentaries when the magazines that feed them (that they systematically rip off) disappear
What’s the TL;DR version of what’s going on in Parliament pls? I have been extremely offline today which has apparently been the right decision.
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My downloads folder contains either documents about fixing a broken heart or a broken leg. All the brokens.
What is comforting was seeing how those passers by looked after one of the horses and reassured them. Look for the helpers, as Mr R said.
It’s a horsey trope that your horse might not turn a hair at tractors, aeroplanes, thunder etc but will then do their nut over a leaf or a carrier bag. Concrete suddenly falling from the roof during building work, though - I mean…
We’ve reached peak blossom on the Meadows. Classic Edinburgh spring day, cold North Sea wind but beautiful in the sun. Love it
I’ve now been the BBC’s tech editor for 2 years. It’s gone so quickly! Here’s what I have learned… You can’t do a job like this unless you’re genuinely passionate about the subject - and I am. You are always on call - my longest days begin with @BBCr4today and end with the BBC…
Has anyone in real life ever said happy St George’s Day to you? Asking for a political establishment that still hasn’t worked this out apparently
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And low and behold after a year, the loo seat was still not fixed. My father replaced it with me today.
@stuheritage Loved this. The episode so perfectly sums up everything good and decent about Bluey. I cried. (Although as @Blonde_M will tell you, I always cry.)
@Blonde_M Just leaving this here amazon.co.uk/My-First-Book-…
Alternatively we could raise taxes and/or do a bunch of things that would generate more growth but we're avoiding for political reasons.
Time to confront reality: the UK is heading for bankruptcy with public debt set to rise to 300% of GDP. We can no longer afford many of the entitlements we take for granted - and that applies to the super rich as much as everyone else thetimes.co.uk/article/de967b…
Saturday morning Twitter is a much nicer place than Sunday morning Twitter. What happens to you all over the course of a weekend? You go from dog walks and baked goods, to Secretary friggin General of the UN.
Moms with daughters, you guys have the thing where you see yourself in a mirror and suddenly realize after years of hating the way you look you’re actually really pretty because you can see your daughters face in your own?? 😭🫠
In Brissy. At a friend’s house. Freshly showered and tucked up in a comfy bed under a ceiling fan after a full six hours of drinking wine on their deck and laughing until I cried. The perfect evening
This morning I listened to Taylor Swift’s new album and rode a horse, being a teenage girl is pretty rad really!
I am never more reflective than when I’m at the airport a glass of wine down