The Dark Knight @CityJohn
searching for the right reasons that I've got in my mind 🇪🇺🇬🇧 🇮🇪 🏴 🇺🇦 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ London, England Joined November 2008-
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Maybe they do pork scratchings
Maybe they do pork scratchings
Some monster at Versace ran over Anne Hathaway and that is NOT ON.
Trejo’s Tacos. Nothing like an authentic chicken tikka taco when you’re missing Mexico.
I respectfully submit that this phenomenon should henceforth be known as a “Trusscade”
There's 15% OFF ALL my prints. Just use the code: PRINTS15 at checkout. Things are very slow at the moment, so if you like my work and want me to keep doing it, I'd really appreciate an RT, I might get a new customer! My shop: infinitebacon.com Thank you, Twitter!
Yay. My Co-op offers are in. I can get 3p off a 9kg crate of Kellogg’s or 5p off Co-op brand colas and lemonades* *diet only
It turns out Praetor Sunak is talking about disabled people and carers here
Give Tories “vouchers not cash” – thieving, corrupt bastard spongers, the lot of them
Give Tories “vouchers not cash” – thieving, corrupt bastard spongers, the lot of them
Anyway, in a surprising turn of events, it’s raining.
@CityJohn My favourite @MooseAllain cartoon worldofmoose.com/products/neigh…
“Back once again for the renegade master” just sounds like you’ve brought your mum
See also Liam Gallagher
Telegraph though
sexbot, sexbot you're a sexbot you say pussy in bio but i've checked and there is not
I’m almost certainly, totally wrong on this (and I hope I am), but I have £25 on the Tories clinging on for a January election.
What a good joke! He’s a funny guy. Edgy. So edgy.
Sometimes I like to pretend it’s a giant cannon aimed at the Romulans
At this stage I’m only briefly going to ponder how many extra Nazis I get with this 238MB “better for you” update. #PussyInBio
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Maybe we just don’t wanna keep seeing the same fuckin plot with the same fuckin actors and the same fucking lazy visuals over and over and over and over?
"Avengers: Endgame" directors say Marvel's recent struggles are not due to superhero fatigue but "a big generational divide about how you consume media." “There’s a generation that’s used to appointment viewing and going to a theater on a certain date to see something, but it’s…
Jerry Seinfeld saying you can't write sitcoms anymore because of woke despite the fact his old writing partner just wrapped up a 24-year run of one of the most beloved sitcoms of all time, is arguably the funniest thing he's done in decades - funnier even than Bee Movie, perhaps
Ahead of Thursday’s Mayoral Election in London, does anyone know @CountBinface’s policy on people that play videos on their phones on public transport without headphones?
Idea for new GB News programme Woefully thick pub landlord spouting hate for pennies on every topic that he has no clue about. Called "Bargain Cunt"
@LeeAndersonMP_ These photos are all from your own Ashfield constituency taken in the last 12 months. I mean. What a dump. You should get your own house in order mate, before you criticise other people’s.
Luttig: If a president cannot be held accountable under the constitution for having to attempted to overturn an election that he lost fair and square, remain in power, and all the while preventing the peaceful transfer of power, then that is to cut the heart and soul out of…
@stuartwilks @CityJohn A few dunelm scatter cushions can really upgrade your on board soft furnishings.
@sminkypinky76 @CityJohn A fair point, but then if you were spending all that money hiring a private jet, you'd want it to be lovely. I know I would.
@stuartwilks @CityJohn To be honest, I don't imagine any private planes look like the number 9 Arriva bus on the inside.
@CityJohn Trusscade Watergate Themphasis
i would add my parents being proud of me and ketchup
You can only add two things.
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@Alexa_Curtis You are a bandit and you stole from this race and this community. these things are expensive and for charity. shame on you
In another life I am the local bookbinder
I kinda like this one. It looks like shit but Carpenter’s doing his thing, and I like his thing.
Parallel world where Gordon Brown didn't call that woman a bigot and various people I've loved are happier or still alive
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