Ben Kacsandi @BenKacsandi
If Joe Exotic’s wrong I don’t wanna be right a.co/ekqYzNJ Atlanta, GA Joined September 2010-
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The 17 kid to 6 parent ratio at the pool right now leads me to confidently hypothesize that 91% of all adult reusable water bottles contain alcohol.
So after some reflection and much needed closure from that spider chick situation I’ve decided that honesty is the most important thing in any relationship. Moral of the story... If you find yourself caught up in a web of lies, get out!
Well it’s over with the spider. Caught her in web with another dude. There were legs everywhere. Apparently it’s her ex and they’re getting back together. Makes sense though, I mean how can I compete with a guy she calls “Daddy Long Legs?”
Well it’s over with the spider. Caught her in web with another dude. There were legs everywhere. Apparently it’s her ex and they’re getting back together. At the end of the day how can I compete with a guy she calls “Daddy Long Legs.” Gross.
Freaking out so I’m going to drive by her web, see if she’s home. I know I sound crazy but I can’t deny these feelings. My spidey sense has been tingling since the day we met.
Still nothing from the spider so I sent her this poem: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I really Arach-need To talk to you! p.s. please text me back Just a waiting game now...
Update: pretty sure I’m getting ghosted by this spider after making travel plans. I’m texting and getting nothing but crickets... for her to eat. Basically the “chocolate” of the spider community. Hope this works 🤞
Follow up on the spider situation. We had drinks and totally hit it off. Decided to get either a cabin in the Poconos or do an all-inclusive thing in the Jamaica when the pandemic is over. Might be moving to fast but Yolo.
Huge spider in my bathroom. Decided not to kill it last night for some reason. This morning a huge moth that has been flying around my room was in the spider’s web... not sure what this is called but it’s my new love language.
$50,000 to a charity of his choice if Gronk is NOT hiding in the woods collecting all the golf balls that TB12 is hitting out of bounds. #TheMatch
MJ gonna use his grudge about not being invited to play in #TheMatch when he comes back out of retirement to play for The Monstars in #SpaceJam2
TB12 just spotted in the woods hiring this guy for the back 9... #TheMatch
TB12 just looking for the fairway... #TheMatch
I would pay good money to get punched in the face by Mike Tyson and wake up when the world is open again.
AMC is “so out of content” that they played Jingle All The Way and Home Alone last night... jokes on you, I’ve never been happier.
Decided to get trim so instead of eating half a bag of Cooler Ranch Doritos I ate 900 mini pretzel sticks. Goodbye dad bod hello washboard belly.
This brings me pure joy
When she orders a full price drink during happy hour
Jordan a better passer than Lebron 🤦♂️ dear god who are the 600 people in this #SportsCenter GOAT poll??
Jordan vs LeBron debate only comes down to one final piece of the GOAT puzzle. Space Jam vs Space Jam 2 #LastDance
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Joe Biden @JoeBiden
38.0M Followers 46 Following Husband to @DrBiden, proud father and grandfather. Ready to finish the job for all Americans. Official account is @POTUS.
Ohio State Buckeyes @Buckeyes
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Ohio State Football @OhioStateFB
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21.5M Followers 2K Following owner: @aviationgin - @MintMobile - @maximumeffort - @Wrexham_AFCThe Shadow had a wonderful @F3Nation Labor Day beatdown. YHC has made a full name change. Guard Dawg has taken a backseat to Team Mom. Welcome FNG @BenKacsandi! We are glad “Troy” has joined us!
Just got my oil changed and the guy adjusted my front seat for the whole 2.4 seconds he has to drive my car and now I can’t get it back to how it was and this is a crime that should be punishable by death
Just saw an article called "8 side jobs for teachers who want some extra cash." What other full time jobs have entire articles dedicated to other ways they can make money in addition to their actual job? How about "teachers get paid shit let's fix that"
I’ve been waiting for #PalmSpringsMovie since like January and it did not disappoint. I will watch anything @thelonelyisland is connected to so it’s a good thing everything they do is gold
I don’t know if any of my 11 followers are from outside of the US, but just in case you are, please know that there is a very large population of Americans that wear masks, didn’t vote for this president, are anti racist, and think our country is a mess. We aren’t all idiots
2020 would have been the perfect year for me to get adult braces. What a missed opportunity.
We are so excited for a second season of #NeverHaveIEver! It’s all because you guys turned up to watch it and told your friends - it’s that simple! Thank you so much. And THANK YOU to our partners at @netflix! ❤️🙌🏾❤️
So just to get this straight, the democratic agenda thinks that all people should have healthcare and all people should be treated the same and that makes us soft, delusional pussies? DONT QUITE GET THAT ONE
I'll be voting later this year! But NOT for @realDonaldTrump. Because he is bad at being a president and lies every day and his actions show a severe lack of empathy or compassion for anyone but himself. My advice to anyone would be to vote for the other candidate 😊
Yessir, so true! So rewarding playing assholes on tv. Tell me sir, how is it actually being one?
This racial justice warrior had no problem in Hollywood portraying the White Supremacist leader of a motorcycle gang. #SOA
Update: she still loves to snuggle and all the back rubs. We all need some puppy love on our timeline during these dark times. Go love on your pets. ❤️
trump wants to start a civil war because he knows the only way he'll get a statue of himself that america will never take down is if he loses one
God is looking down on humans right now thinking, “Damn. Maybe I should try dinosaurs again?”
There’s an entire race of people that are like “please stop killing us when we aren’t doing anything wrong” and then there’s a different race of people that actually think there’s an argument to be made against that plea. What the fuck is wrong with you?
Cats can’t spread COVID but trust me, those assholes will figure out a way.
I'm truly thankful everyday that my dad has never called me "princess." Cuz, like, ew.
Chris Rock, 2018
The Weekend’s new album is so good at some point you’ll have to start calling him the rest of the week days.
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