Becca @Beansyisms
bio schmio NJ Joined February 2011-
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I’m going to into a hole, wake me up when these keyboard jokes are long gone.
[slipping DJ $20] my good sir would you turn it down a skooch
Is there anything worse than hearing “let’s go around the room and introduce ourselves”
They should make yogurt for men.
It’s crazy how basketball players can perform an alley oop and not develop feelings for each other
Just sitting here at work thinking about that guy in the movie Titanic who fell off the back of the boat and hit the propeller.
All the chocolate Easter bunnies are in the trash today beginning their journey to the dump where they will all meet up and form an alliance to take over the world.
I’m trying to teach my kid about living a life of gratitude but I keep accidentally calling it gratuity and it’s low key ruining our relationship
How embarrassing when U2 snuck their album into our iPhones and we went out of our way to delete it
I just swallowed an ice cube whole at the gym so I’m acting busy on my phone while I feel it melting in my stomach (protocol)
what the hell is his problem
Sometimes apologies take time. For example I just apologized to my husband for my bucket hat phase two years ago.
Follow me on IG, Twitter, TikTok sure, yes queens, absolutely. But don’t you even dare even think about requesting me on Facebook you filthy scoundrels.
When im making my grocery list and I write down "Bread, milk, eggs" I always smile to myself. Because those are the classics aren't they
WE did it! Finally Freehold. #Consistency
is this anything?
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Prioritize your peace
if you’re cold they’re cold, let them inside
notice how people stopped being on crutches after high school
I'm walking on sunshine you stupid bitch
Everybody you meet is fighting a battle you don’t know about. Attack them. Now they’re fighting two battles
[slipping DJ $20] my good sir would you turn it down a skooch
A dating app for people who suck at flirting called Fumble
I can’t imagine the mental torture it is to go through life with only some people calling you Maurice.
It has to be so embarrassing to do the absolute most in traffic only to end up at the same red light as all the cars you thought you did ya big one on.
Girl, whatever you’re going through right now, as long as you’re not pregnant, you’re gonna be fine
the other toes that didn’t get stubbed
Is there anything worse than hearing “let’s go around the room and introduce ourselves”
@Beansyisms Becca…. I cannot make this up😂
John Sterling and my Yanks fandom go hand in hand. His love for the game and this team was apparent in every single call he made. From the most monotonous of moments to World Series clinching ones, he oozed passion & excitement. Im lucky to have experienced his time in the booth.
Longtime @Yankees play-by-play man John Sterling is retiring. He began calling Yankees games in 1989 and called Atlanta Braves games for several years prior.
I think the funniest shit ever is when you wake up a snoring person and tell them “You gotta stop.” like they can control it. 😭
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