MARIE KONDO: does this empty box spark joy?
ME: yes
MK: and this old iPhone 4 box?
ME: yes
MK: and allll of these Amazon boxes? do they spark joy too?
ME: yes
MK: and this other one over here with all of these smaller boxes inside it?
ME: yes
I like unboxing videos but what I really want are REboxing videos, like show me somebody finally finding the perfect use for that old iPhone box they’ve been keeping for years and years and I’ll watch every single episode
I wanna see muppets branch out. Like I wanna see Rizzo the Rat be the quirky bff in a romantic comedy or Beaker and Bunsen be lab techs in a CSI spinoff. Give me Gerard Butler trying to protect President Sam the Eagle or Miss Piggy as an evil twin on General Hospital. In this…
Going to therapy has big visiting grandma energy. Like you go but not as often as you should, you constantly have to remind them who the people in your stories are, they’re nice to you and full of good advice, and then if you want you can totally grab some candy on your way out
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For FREE ebooks, Woom merch, etc: https://t.co/h3Q204M4U7.
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A storyteller first. Part of Nightbeats. Author of 'Cold Rising' sci-fi novella
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Heart of A'dara romantic fantasy - coming soon.
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