🦦 Uneducated Army Mud Puppy @ArmyMudPuppy
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instead of tiktok, can we ban microsoft teams
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Staff Officers using radio etiquette on a MS Teams Call like:
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PSA- if we’re in the same unit, and this is your travel fit, I will leave you…
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Dan Daley always gets a free puff
Curious is the latest grilling from Congress had anything to do with it 🧐
Curious is the latest grilling from Congress had anything to do with it 🧐
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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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absolute pain everyday
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@mandhistorian @ArmyMudPuppy I can assure you, nothing makes senior NCO'S happier than getting that new 2LT that's well versed in Von Clausewitz (who wrote everything he did pertaining to the strategic level and higher) but hasn't done any TLP's.
@ArmyMudPuppy *exasperated sigh* So which one did it this time? 😑😑😑
@Notchback60 @ArmyMudPuppy Why is everyone else living my dream???!!!??? 😩😩😩
@ArmyMudPuppy I'm such a bad major I can't even edit this meme to have the right rank.
@ArmyMudPuppy But can they tweet pithy snippets of Von Clausewitz?
@VikingRobVWO @ArmyMudPuppy I've been practicing for this since I was a cadet. My favorite Clausewitz quote is: "A general who allows himself to be decisively defeated in an extended mountain position deserves to be court-martialled."
@ArmyMudPuppy I am not a strategist, operationalist, or even tacticalist, but I am a dumb field grade living the sweet ASCC/JFCC life.
@ArmyMudPuppy I’m a strategist… when I play board games. Not in the office.
@ArmyMudPuppy But I was so good at strategerizing.
@ArmyMudPuppy Jokes on you, I'm a dumb field grade working a really niche staff job in the joint environment.
For all my flaws the one thing that I'm relatively good at is being honest, sometimes to my detriment. If I were to pick just one thing as a reason why Sam chose me, it would be that. Truth and morality are extremely important to me. I also try my best to be very honest here
The year is 2045. The phonetic alphabet is no longer being taught and Gen A is running wild doing radio checks.
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