Sad Major @SadMaj0r
just for fun | a bit of parody mixed with real life | views and opinions are my own Joined December 2021-
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@SadMaj0r had a T Swift line!
Perfection.
You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum they raised me in:
Ever since middle school all I ever wanted to do was make PowerPoint presentations.
The American Nightmare documentary series on Netflix is one of the craziest things I have ever seen in my life.
Staff Officers using radio etiquette on a MS Teams Call like:
I love Marines!
This was not me. Have a great weekend everyone.
This was not me. Have a great weekend everyone.
Still didn’t make it. Maybe next year.
Still didn’t make it. Maybe next year. https://t.co/3bBbMBlonU
Wow!
On my 9th double popsicle of the night. Life is good.
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@BadgerCult @upside_downie @SteveDaly15 Maybe @SadMaj0r needs a new computer.
@SadMaj0r Work is like a wonderful beach vacation... but sometimes has drawbacks.
@SadMaj0r Imagine how much better your PowerPoints would be.
@SadMaj0r this is for you.
The Gov paid about $10 Million for this supercomputer. 145,152 CPU Cores 313,344 GB of Memory It’s being auctioned off. Current price: $31,085 Who’s got a market for this?! Gotta be a deal, right?
Just a lil yellow dude who wants to jump outta planes for a living
Explain your 2024 so far in one GIF…
Met a Marine today that does not like THE Chesty Puller.
The best part about this are the replies of “probably not a marine” like he doesn’t sit next to me in class every day uniform. Can’t wait to show him tomorrow
Met a Marine today that does not like THE Chesty Puller.
Explain your 2024 so far in one GIF…
Explain your 2024 so far in one GIF
Chipotle needs to start weighing these scoops. No way pre-2019 scoop weighs the same as a 2024 scoop, especially when the price has gone up. Get weights and measures out there to regulate.
Explain your 2024 so far in one GIF...
Question for the group: Is there a DoD policy that explicitly warns against using QR codes for official business?
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