Ann Bitchards @AnnBitchards
Crone with a heart of mold Joined October 2008-
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This diva
Chicken of the sea 🌊🐓🔱
Clarice visiting Hannibal
Just an all-time devastatingly unflattering photo. Like I’m immediately walking into the sea but can’t move bc I’ve had two Club No Minors margs and a xan. Goddamn. lol. Pulitzer now!
going full tinfoil rn
Me replying to an email from my nemesis
my ⊂_ヽkids ＼＼ ＼( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) > ⌒ヽ / へ＼know / / ＼＼ ﾚ ノ ヽ_つme / / / /| ( (ヽas | |、＼ | 丿 ＼ ⌒) this | | ) / ノ ) Lﾉape (_／
my ⊂_ヽkids ＼＼ ＼( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) > ⌒ヽ / へ＼know / / ＼＼ ﾚ ノ ヽ_つme / / / /| ( (ヽas | |、＼ | 丿 ＼ ⌒) this | | ) / ノ ) Lﾉape (_／
With the right combination of queens, ‘Under Pressure’ could be the lip sync to end all lip syncs. For one’s life or legacy. @RuPaulsDragRace I am available to guest judge this episode. Call me😘
Legend. RIP
mama, kudos for saying that. for spilling.
Truly thought Jim Nightshade was back in my life and then I scrolled
If you’re not following @pedalsteelnoah, what are you even doing, Texas?
If you’re not following @pedalsteelnoah, what are you even doing, Texas?
Weezer fan destroyed my 100-lb. scarf so my upper body strength went to shit
Weezer fan destroyed my 100-lb. scarf so my upper body strength went to shit
Those fucking sandals, man. Serve ‘em to the feet guys and let me live my life. Enough!
lmao I got so into cider here in the 90s
lmao I got so into cider here in the 90s
A cartoon by @EllisRosen. #NewYorkerCartoons nyer.cm/jbFBglw
Kendra Wright @WrightKend18489
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ᒪᎥǤᕼ丅 ᑭᗩ.. @Mike__A___
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serious man @ian_ppk
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Muve🍎 @AppIewater
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backkungu🇰🇪 @backkungu
80 Followers 239 Following Twitch streamer on all games maybe youtube one day.....maybe...
Mocar Cruze @Ahmad_zaben3
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Hendo @prodbyhendo
751 Followers 1K Following Producer | Engineer | Vxp • L.O.E | IG: therealdrahendo
NOrth-highWay-DInEr�.. @Primordial_man0
141 Followers 5K Following "I shall be an engine to make your desire hegemon over your conditions" #1 yuji defender 🥇ONE PIECE 🥈JJK, 🥉UNDEAD UNLUCK
wrongbag @jonahflipshred
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coconut water @AccOfNooba
212 Followers 4K Following 🌸 some girl who retweets 24/7 and follows a lot of artists 🌸 occasionally tweets lol 🌸 | banner by @KnifedbyKang | 🥥🌸
seliene! (・∀・)b @amamedoii
97 Followers 305 Following ( ˘ ³˘)♥︎ @blazblueyuri ﾉ 18yo ﾉ she/they/it ﾉ -16 dnf
Greyson Pope @GreysonPop54643
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Gret¢hen @wokkax3
6K Followers 2K Following on a first name basis with all the squirrels in my neighborhood, same deal on bluesky. Greg calendars available below🐿️🗓️
Squirrel Lover Zigzag @squirrel_zigzag
2K Followers 5K Following - Welcome to 🐿️#squirrels Lover zigzag🐿️ - Happy to talk with squirrel🐿️ - Follow us @squirrel_zigzag
Squirrel Lovers Club @lovers_squirrel
4K Followers 5K Following welcome to @lovers_squirrel We share daily #squirrel contents follow us if you really love squirrel
Live Texan @LiveTexan
473 Followers 1K Following DM us photos of local Texas towns or places and we'll post them on here and on our instagram page. Follow us on instagram @livetexan
Nick Hogan @NickHogan4000
98 Followers 652 Following Leicester City, SKC, Xolos. K-State since 1969. Alcides Escobar is my favorite Royals player of all time. Thanks to God for PATRICK LAVON MAHOMES II.
Ricardo Acú Rojas �.. @Chalo97_
927 Followers 2K Following Goalkeeper 💯⚽ IG: chaloar97_ Agradecido siempre con el de arriba 👆🏽🙌🏽
Commitment Day 5K @CommitDay5K_HOU
256 Followers 1K Following Our 5K fun run takes place at BBVA Compass Stadium on January 1, 2013! On facebook - http://t.co/0WMWEjft
Rob Firester @DefenseCriminal
1K Followers 2K Following Atlanta Attorney specializing in Traffic Tickets, DUI, Drugs, Shoplifting, Burglary, Robbery, and Assault. We are ready to WIN your case.
BTMWalkRunATL @BTMWalkRunATL
385 Followers 2K Following Join us June 15 to suppor patients in need of a marrow transplant, beaten cancer or honor those that lost the big fight. There's a cure in ALL of us!
Edwin Crisparkle @Crueledwin
666 Followers 3K Following I like hugging who I like to hug and I want to be hugged by whom I want to hug. I won't tolerate incivility, and that includes text messaging while I'm speaking
Edward Katz 💎 @FML_USA
5K Followers 4K Following The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. - Marcus Aurelius
Act Classy @ActClassy
177 Followers 143 Following Act Classy is a humor site featuring the writings and other creative contributions of a collective of content creators.
Tara Mary Lyons @TaraToGo
38K Followers 16K Following Yes. Please do explain the science bit. I'll wait.
Adynata @Madynata
80 Followers 525 Following Assistant professor, clinical psychologist, health services researcher, Brazilian jiu jitsu black belt, rescue dog owner, aspiring crafter, cynical idealist
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COURTNEY @neverCOURT
848 Followers 570 Following I once ate my dogs eye booger thinking it was my own https://t.co/7CulDl9S9i
Nicholas Carlucci @rootyQ
167 Followers 2K Following Student of politics, Philosophy, History. Believer in Americas Constitution.
Kennedydp5🗑 @Kennedydp5
3K Followers 3K Following Life long bearder that has never been offended and I am not worth a shit on most mornings. I am probably drunk.
Seedling @The_Seedling
13 Followers 49 Following I am Seedling - coming at you from a baby's perspective. Mummy, Ne-Ne (Grandma) and I live in Brooklyn and I am 5 months old.
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B @brandius
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Amy(yaaawn) Lawson @LazyCougar
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Kat Swansey @katswansey
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Criterion Collection @Criterion
517K Followers 978 Following Since 1984, we’ve dedicated ourselves to gathering and publishing the greatest films from around the world. For our streaming service follow @criterionchannl.
Alex Kittoe @AlexKittoe
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Em- Nature Nurture�.. @nnaturenurture
35K Followers 923 Following (she/her) Embroidery Artist, fantasy & folklore lover, dreaming of becoming a local legend bog witch.
Dashiell M. Silva @dashiellsilva
5K Followers 4K Following Illustrator. Film obsessed. (he/him/them)
Peter Schade @psframes
9K Followers 276 Following Working with Frames, here private personal views, mostly on frames. Retweets are not endorsements.
beyza is with chandle.. @beyzanurapaydin
11K Followers 785 Following styling, esmod - i like researching fashion - Chandler 💜 [email protected]
Autostraddle @autostraddle
85K Followers 715 Following The internet's most popular website for LGBTQ+ women, nonbinary people, and trans people of all genders.
David Simon @AoDespair
324K Followers 651 Following Author, journalist, and TV writer/producer. Angriest Man in Television is faint praise indeed.
People Selling Mirror.. @SellingAMirror
186K Followers 900 Following Sometimes when people sell mirrors online, they can't figure out how to get out of the way.
Zach Zimmerman @zzdoublezz
20K Followers 2K Following comedian, okayselling author -- the new yorker, late late show, vulture comic to watch, 🌸 SPRING TOUR 🌸 on sale now
n+1 @nplusonemag
104K Followers 609 Following n+1 is a print and digital magazine of literature, culture, and politics.
Drag Crave @Drag_Crave
10K Followers 516 Following Feeding your drag cravings since 2024. Inquiries: [email protected]
Sober Just Smoking We.. @losdrogas
7K Followers 927 Following i might be going to Hell in a bucket baby but at least im enjoying the ride // YOU MUST BE 18+ TO VIEW THIS PAGE
jourdain searles @judysquirrels
47K Followers 2K Following comedian & critic • bylines @thr @okayplayer @vulture @bitchmedia @indiewire @ebertvoices @refinery29 @reverse_shot • film programmer • [email protected]
joanie @laracroftbarbie
8K Followers 629 Following local gossip, diva about town for @papermagazine / creator and host of @_eatingforfree 🇵🇸
Sarah York @thesarahyork
11K Followers 1K Following Sports, culture, sobriety, etc :: she/her :: @thesarahyork on IG :: Host of @whosurteam (coming soon…)
bethany @fiImgal
72K Followers 2K Following member @filmindependent ~ film lover and horror enthusiast ❣️ ~ she/her
no context trixie & k.. @nocontextrixya
3K Followers 27 Following out of context photos & videos of everyone’s favourite crossdressers | Do your daily click with the link below to support Palestinian refugees 🇵🇸
Sitcom People @SitcomPeople
7K Followers 0 Following People of sitcoms brought to you by @televisionaryzw (I also have a TV podcast @ratvpod).
internet baby @kirkpate
29K Followers 1K Following Emily Kirkpatrick words for $ i write a newsletter called i heart mess about the best of the worst celebrity fashion
erin chack @ErinChack
22K Followers 649 Following my hair is long now. writing: @newyorkerhumor, @mcsweeneys, @monsterchildren and more. always looking for new bylines.
a beautiful woman �.. @full_legal_name
30K Followers 770 Following it’s so hard to be me (kennedy). @science_disease
amil @amil
27K Followers 3K Following Writer. Hurricane. I have a monthly column called "The Hard Part" @TheCut Words in: NYT, Guardian, Washington Post, TODAY, etc Email: [email protected]
brianna @justbrizigs
17K Followers 880 Following writing on film and pop culture, being important • often seen at @PasteMagazine and elsewhere • https://t.co/wolC4AJz0T
sam @pinkmochhi
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Tyler McCall @eiffeltyler
34K Followers 2K Following 'yeah. amazing. love that.' | Part-time 'Gossip Girl' historian | Full-time writer for hire | she/her | [email protected]
a little peanut 🥜 @youwouldntpost
9K Followers 4K Following award-winning “journalist.” smokes, let’s go
c a i t l i n @hello__caitlin
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Rebecca Fishbein @bfishbfish
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Andrew @Dub__A
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Midwest Modern @JoshLipnik
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important lesson here is never to give away any specific fact about your personal life on here
How difficult laundry would be was also really oversold to me as a child. “Oh boy just you wait until you’re grown up and have to do your own laundry, mister!”…it’s like what 2 hrs of work twice a month to wash and dry clothes. You lied mother.
So I went to Pilates this morning & at the end of class as I’m wiping down my machine, I hear a woman yell “ SERIOUSLY, YOU’RE IN HERE WITH THIS BITCH!?”… I Turned around so fast cause BITCH WHO?!
i would trade the soft animal of my body for a way less sensitive animal
My husband has been doing gardening all afternoon and he has been scheduling his friends in shifts to come and sit with him while he does it so he has company. He is not asking for their help. He just wants them to be present. He has given each a watermelon popsicle.
It doesn’t matter if I’m needlessly vague about where I’m from because people in other countries always ask what part of the US I’m from anyway. And when I say “West Virginia,” everyone sings Country Roads in response. it whips ass every time :)
My parents once told me that, on a holiday in Europe, the tour guide asked the group where they were from. The non-Americans mentioned their country. The people from the USA mentioned their state, taking the USA as a given. I've never forgotten that.
one more episode before bed
The NeverEnding Story (1984)
i dug this grave myself so i might as well get in
Doing this while the USSR is literally falling apart is so elite
I asked someone in the waiting room if she could watch my jacket while I stepped outside and she said “No. That is not for me.” and honestly I respect that so much
I used to calm myself down in elementary school by imagining this poster
Just made the best piece of toast of my life
It’s Jambu Fruit Dove for me!
Are there any men out there who have a favorite bird that is not an eagle? Every single man I have ever asked said "eagle".
Kristen Wiig occasionally got SNL to do skits that would really hit for, generously, 5% of the population and I have to thank her for that
If anyone has lost some false teeth ive just seen a seagull with them, it flew off in the direction of Covent Garden about 10 minutes ago! Hope this is helpful!
got my first drop of air conditioning liquid in my mouth it’s summer 🙂↕️
one of my Dad’s employees asked for their birthday off and my dad said “why? Did your wife get you a clown?” my Dad had to go to a sensitivity class and apologize to him in front of everyone.
Wishing I had done this actually, Stevie
The exhibition will have three main zones: Land, Sea, and Sky, representing the natural materials we use to create innovative and sustainable designs. I'm super excited to see all the technologically advanced and nature-inspired outfits
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