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Mi vida es la parodia. (BILINGÜE/BILINGUAL) #Jalostotitlán #Jalisco jalostotitlánjaliscoméxico.com Alta California, Nueva España. Joined April 2010-
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Tanto pinche avance en tecnología pero el traductor de inteligencia artificial de TikTok aún no aprende a pronunciar las palabras que llevan tilde. 😒
"There were many articles after Hur’s report urging Biden to step down. The GOP candidate is a criminal defendant in multiple cases & is sleeping through his trial. Yet there are no Hail Mary columns fantasizing about how Nikki Haley should replace him." publicnotice.co/p/trump-courtr…
Un jardín sin AFORES
I’d like to see self driving cars negotiate this turn 😬
I’d like to see self driving cars negotiate this turn 😬
Don’t inject bleach. And don’t vote for the guy who told you to inject bleach.
Don’t inject bleach. And don’t vote for the guy who told you to inject bleach.
@gtconway3d “Next time I’m taking your Xbox away” Next time: “Keep it up and I’m really taking your Xbox away”
Trump just claimed that the police have shut down the streets around the courthouse for blocks & that his protesters can’t be here. Just…not true. There is one pro-Trump person here & the main street along the courthouse is open to traffic.
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Prosecution: "Trump continues to violate the gag order. Just yesterday, Trump violated the order again on camera. He did it right here in the hallway outside."
Trump Family Members in Court today to Support Him: Melania - NO Junior - NO Eric - NO Ivanka - NO Jared - NO Tiffany - NO Lara - NO Barron - NO Kim - NO
Intrapiernoso @Intrapiernoso
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6K Followers 328 Following Yo no existo, soy producto de tu imaginación 🍒Pendejo @DiosRataTuit
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18K Followers 19K Following Protecting my tweets now, no trust in this platform. Find me by the handle catmomdo (still Vicki...) 👉 mainly on Spoutible, rare onCoSo & Masto Toad(.)socialIntrapiernoso @Intrapiernoso
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47K Followers 213 Following Yo jugaba con los niños triki pero me corte el pie. Me gusta tomar Powerade Azul cuando ando crudo.TUXS EL MUÑECO MARRA.. @di_tux
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7K Followers 294 FollowingNorteñita 🌵 @nosoycarlie
183K Followers 517 Following Soy Karla, la doctora de los dientes 🦷 😷 Historias basadas en verdades y mentiras 📖 🖊️Tío Gamboín🛡️�.. @_tiogamboin
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24K Followers 193 Following Juego Apex Legends y Hearthstone (solo de hobbie), siempre diamante nunca máster. Arriba el América 🦅 Fe de erratas: Ya llegué a leyenda en Hearthstone.Mina @Mijandroide
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145K Followers 6K Following UFW: Fighting for farm worker rights since 1962. Si Se Puede! ® RT≠Endorsement. Press queries: media @ ufw . org@zwiitt 0% chance he considers that a "real" ticket
"Vote for me - I'll suck a cop's d*ck" 🤣🤣
Friday Flashback: Jerry Mander For Georgia Congress!
Maria Bartiromo playing Biden campaign ads on her show 👀
America loves the NFL, Donald Trump doesn’t.
I thought I was reading Of Mice and Men until I realized it was just Kristi Noem’s new book.
A mí no me gusta stalkear, porque después de 59 fotos o publicaciones, se me olvida que estaba haciendo y empiezo a dar likes toda mensa.
Met @DesiLydic and @jordanklepper from the Daily Show. Both very cool and friendly in person. Been my experience with most DS correspondents and hosts. Except that Hasan Minhaj. Such a diva!
@DevinCow Frau Barr has truly seen it all
For the first time in a decade, I played live music tonight. It felt good to rock the Taylor outside my apartment for the first time since I got her four years ago. It felt good to be loud again.
@DevinCow Looking good
I’m so proud of you, Mr. Weissberger
Hoping Melania is spending her birthday in her favorite place to be - far away from Donald Trump.
“At the end of the day, it wouldn’t be carried out.” Maybe it wasn’t carried out because at the end of the day, he figured he’d probably go to jail if he did 🤔
Wow, according to this, it seems that Trump floated executing people on multiple occasions while President
I would say virtually every minute of My Cousin Vinny
I was just asked if I have an all-time favorite scene in a legal movie. And I think they wanted/expected some high brow answer but I responded with this:
Kristi Noem killed a dog like Aldo. He is a German Wirehaired Pointer and he’s the kindest, most dedicated creature you can imagine. The Gov of South Dakota claimed her GWP was a bad dog. That’s bullshit. Here’s the thing about pointing dogs like this: All you have to do is…
Booooooooom. That’s what the crowd said, right?