Zen Render @zenrender
Silverback techie from Vancouver w/ex-wife and 2 kids. Have worked in Games, VFX, and Managed Services IT since Win31 and Netware. Pre-web Internet. He/Him/His. geckotemple.com/blog Vancouver, BC, Canada Joined November 2008-
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@TheBloggess And do we pronounce it “Ghevve” or is it still “JeFF” because the second F is silent?
@byduncanshields Biblically accurate wacky waving inflatable noodle man! Sorry, what’re we doing here? Am I doing it right?
@byduncanshields “BeeeEE not a…falling down the ladderrrrr”
@byduncanshields (Looks up from Last of Us on PS3)
All's I'm sayin' is that if 'root' is Aussie slang for sex and 'toots' are farts, then Yosemite Sam being the 'rootinest tootinest cowboy in the West' is painting a different image for me now.
@Destinysraven I was giving blood once here in Vancouver, and a woman across from me was doing the thousand yard stare and rubbing her feet together like that and I was thinking "Yeah, I do that when I'm falling asleep, too" and then she *fainted.* So, that might be another time she does it.
@zack_overflow Puts me in mind of SLMR (Silly Little Message Reader) from the dos/BBS days. It had SO MANY EXTRA little noises and window effects (for dos terminal) compared to the stayed terminals of just about everything else we ran at the time.
@dustychipura Certainly not as intense, but a very strong "Oh, right, I'm an imposter: I forgot."
@dustychipura Hooboy I hear you. Had a pretty bad wobble over the weekend about meeting a musician I aspire to achieving the level of, and then coming down HARD when I realize he thinks I was trying to soak him for free consulting, instead of like "Hey, we might get along, maybe?" friends.
@RayRedacted @kehlarn Needs a fax cover sheet if it’s legit.
@furan And why do they pull focus/attention SO much harder than other coloured LEDs? Is it because daylight and sky? Like? We see a blue light and our lizard brains think “Tiny bit of sky? What’s that?”
@RielHahn @CBCStephenQuinn Like businesses who "can't operate if minimum wage is raised," the "landlords" who complain they'll lose their (2nd, 3rd) houses if renters don't cover their mortgage FOR them... you can't afford the house, and you're asking others to afford it FOR you.
@Destinysraven Link for those shoes? I know someone who needs at LEAST one pair.
@Destinysraven Timer. It's all about timer. And not using any fisheye filters/lenses.
@Destinysraven I've been told *I* need to get myself a pair of these insane $75 "Labyrinth" pattern leggings that we found online because my ladyfriends would very much like to see me in them. That's good, right? Right?
@CBCStephenQuinn Hey Hal, how about some daylight? I’m sorry Day, I’m afraid I can’t do that.
@2DArray I'll go you one better: SpaceSniffer. What it lacks in tree view, it more than makes up for in clear visuals and *LIVE* continuously updating map of the volume/folder/share in question. Open SpaceSniffer and watch the growing folder flash. shorturl.at/oOUY9
I look forward to seeing @ThrasherDan in the new Wonka prequ-... oh, that's NOT him? Never mind, then. Somebody owe Daniel some money for the impersonation, though, right?
Duncan Shields @byduncanshields
994 Followers 1K Following Author of Small Windows. Animator. Poet. Father. Tall person. Beard.
Rachel Hartman @_rachelhartman
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Jenny Lawson @TheBloggess
378K Followers 39K Following NYT bestselling writer. Proprietress of @nowherebookshop. Weirdo. (she/her)
Jarso @Jarso010
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Wuwui @Wuwui8848
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Tough @ToughQpk6bWk
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CeliaDeno @CeliaDeno63944
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Shoushith @shoushith96610
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Sleacea @Sleacea135005
11 Followers 2K Following I hope that I will be mature and stable and survive the desperate situation and live a better life.
Ada @sesarrit65163
104 Followers 4K Following See the world on the road, and get to know yourself on the way!
Wendy Burton @weltiburton
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Tathea @Tathea412832
35 Followers 1K Following
Cadmium Enjoyer 𓅃 @thermo_vending
865 Followers 1K Following Slurry herder, grease monkey, hole hawg, copper hammer magician and pry bar artiste. https://t.co/zNIXbS1kds
Kevin Griffin @janfishankhan
951 Followers 6K Following mostly recovered devops, pivoting to geomatics. former combat engineer. intermittently on mastodon https://t.co/L7E9LgxiaZ
Lloyd Gibbs @LloydGibbs
34 Followers 407 Following
Cesar the Leon @CesarNoel01
20 Followers 377 Following
Dammit Janet 🐲 @imaginaryvan
902 Followers 5K Following Ally of Non-binary + LGBTQT + BIPOC | Her / She | defender of body autonomy | resister | shop local | supporter of #landback NASTY
sriyono kaesti @sriyono0907
24 Followers 106 Following
COLBOR @colborlight
2K Followers 3K Following Made for the future. COLBOR, an emerging power focusing on filmmaking and photography. YTB: https://t.co/wpdGOlaDuH
BestSongIHeardToday @bestsongiheard
30K Followers 30K Following Bringing you the best song I heard today, Top 10's and Rock Polls. Hear the best rock music and discuss it with the world's smartest rock fans.
Veritis Group Inc �... @Veritis_Group
1K Followers 4K Following https://t.co/jbf7L6kcqN - Global IT consulting expert in #Strategy, #Data, #Security, #Infrastructure, etc., delivering #Cloud, #AI, #ML #DevOps, and #DX solutions.
Scappman @scappman
763 Followers 2K Following Scappman is a 100% cloud platform that integrates with Microsoft Endpoint Manager. We simplify installations and updates for your applications by automating it.
Phrenetic Clay @phreneticclay
2K Followers 3K Following Ryan irl | phcbro’s alter ego | Long on America | love 🎵🎸 | your community “Phren” | Drawing Creature Concepts✍️🐉 | Daily Clay🌜 | All in on Veefriends 💜🐜
GlassWire @GlassWire
9K Followers 7K Following GlassWire for Windows & Android both help protect your device, privacy, and data usage by visualizing your network activity. 📱💻 https://t.co/6HazpJlSiQ
Tony Hughes @TonyHughesAU
14K Followers 12K Following Tony Hughes is a keynote speaker, trainer and bestselling author on the topic of B2B selling and sales leadership. He is also co-founder of Sales IQ Global.
Doraemon @ChunzheHou
29 Followers 292 Following
Eleazar International @eleazarinrntl
298 Followers 2K Following Eleazar International is one of the leading Manufacturer and supplier based in UAE dealing with Bollards including Crash rated Bollards, HVM Bollards etc
Albert Wants Pizza @cookedmonty
59 Followers 500 Following Dork who breaks games, and procrastinates constantly, and wants pizza. He/Him, and aforementioned Dork.
crow @cloudssprite
44 Followers 316 Following 28, disabled ND queer trans-nonbinary artist. they/them. antiracism. healthcare for all. transrightsarehumanrights. yeet the rich
Lost Vinyl from the I... @lostvinyl_ia
1K Followers 1K Following Long out-of-print Vinyl Record every hour-- digitized, downloadable, listenable, sometimes lovable. @internetarchive @great78project
steven rechtschaffner @rechtsteve
233 Followers 112 Following Founder - SuperNatural Games. Creative mischief-maker. Lover of melancholy pop music & lateral thinkers.
shaggygreendog @shaggygreendog
35 Followers 59 Following Aspiring writer, he/him, leftist propaganda. Some comedy. Some deliberate comedy. I follow back. https://t.co/bxeONJYSF6
Margret Bollerup @MargretBollerup
174 Followers 381 Following Sometimes I write. Sometimes I eat. Sometimes I nap. Sometimes I complain. You know, for the cardio. Now with 47% more crying, mostly about dementia things.
Ganesan @Ganesan_amulya
618 Followers 4K Following I love my family, Coffee-Drinker, eReader #TechSupportTeam #TechnicalSupport #Windows #Linux & #WebHostingSupport #managedITservices #ServerManagement #SEO #QA
Scott Eddy ✈️ @MrScottEddy
539K Followers 88K Following 📢 Hospitality’s No-Nonsense Voice 🩸 DNA 🇯🇲 🇱🇧 🇺🇸 🚢 123 cruises 🌎 86 countries ✈ I travel full-time 🚫 Never check DMs here
Realible World News �... @RealibleNews
359 Followers 3K Following 🌍 News led by Research and Science 🌏 Weekly broadcasts every Friday night 🌎 It's not real, it's Realible
Janna Patterson @JannaLPatterson
5 Followers 20 Following
Nick @N1nja_Nick
325 Followers 840 Following Interested in ninjas, juggling, old cars, Russia and neighbors, pizza, cute girls, foreign travel, mountains.(Ex-military, last American tourist to leave DPRK.)
katrin schaefer @aktnir
46 Followers 225 Following
Hellen Oti ✨ @hellenoti
921 Followers 437 Following 👩🏾💻 Startup marketing strategist by day. Deep thinker by night. Writer and Poet. I am ❤️
Tristradamus @tristradamus
870 Followers 5K Following Conservative anarchist. I play chess & feed birds.
Andrew Timson @atimson
34 Followers 83 Following
From Overseas @from_overseas
470 Followers 563 Following Islands, volcanoes and instrumental exiles stories. From Overseas is the ambient project of Kévin Séry. Music and Teammate at @Pastinside & @hsp_label
Eric Aguila @ControlUp2U
316 Followers 1K Following ControlUp, a Real-time IT Operations platform, is setting a new standard for RDS and VDI management
Duncan Shields @byduncanshields
994 Followers 1K Following Author of Small Windows. Animator. Poet. Father. Tall person. Beard.
Frances Bula @fabulavancouver
25K Followers 3K Following Cities are life! I reported the last 30 years on city politics/urban issues, Now aiming to run for Vancouver city council with OneCity. https://t.co/jimm2v1OyT
Vancouver Is Awesome @VIAwesome
170K Followers 56 Following Keeping Vancouver in the know about news, food, Canucks hockey, and events since 2008. Miss us on Meta? Sign up for our newsletters: https://t.co/YXMIvGhSKW
TransLink BC @TransLink
218K Followers 11K Following We’re Metro Vancouver’s transportation agency! Follow us for service updates and trip planning. Our hours are M–F, 5:30am to 12:30am and S–S, 6:30am to 11:30pm.
CBC British Columbia @cbcnewsbc
293K Followers 389 Following This account is inactive. For more of CBC British Columbia, visit https://t.co/IlCa7cR0be
Jenny Lawson @TheBloggess
378K Followers 39K Following NYT bestselling writer. Proprietress of @nowherebookshop. Weirdo. (she/her)
CityNews Vancouver @CityNewsVAN
303K Followers 9K Following Vancouver's #1 for breaking news, traffic and weather. Listen live 24/7. For the latest traffic information follow us @NewsRadioVAN.
Ivan Coyote @ivancoyote
17K Followers 3K Following Writer. Storyteller. Yukoner. Author of CARE OF, REBENT SINNER, TOMBOY SURVIVAL GUIDE and 10 other books. Lake swimmer. Cabin builder. Kindling chopper.
William Gibson @GreatDismal
254K Followers 322 Following Author of Neuromancer, The Peripheral, Agency… I’m also @greatdismal.bsky.social
Dr. Curiosity @DrCuriosity
1K Followers 2K Following He is a recovering CS education researcher, pun criminal, overly literal, filthy enabler. Also: @[email protected]
Eliezer Yudkowsky ⏹... @ESYudkowsky
229K Followers 101 Following The original AI alignment person. Understanding the reasons it's difficult since 2003. This is my serious low-volume account. Follow @allTheYud for the rest.
Ron Howard @RealRonHoward
2.3M Followers 479 Following Family Man & StorySmith Co-Founder of Imagine Entertainment
Bassem Youssef @Byoussef
9.9M Followers 668 Following political satirist,vegan,documentary :tickling Giants,book: revolution for dummies instagram: https://t.co/dCz3T5mT0S [email protected]
Randy Rainbow @RandyRainbow
635K Followers 2K Following EMMY and GRAMMY Nominated Comedian, Actor, Singer, NYT Best Selling Author. Calm down, everything here is PARODY! TOUR tix link below! [email protected]
internet hall of fame @InternetH0F
4.0M Followers 687 Following the internet just wouldn't be the same without these iconic posts. 📧 submit clips & inquiries to [email protected]
Dani Donovan 👩🏻... @danidonovan
125K Followers 2K Following 🎨 ADHD creator 🎤 Keynote speaker 📚 Author + designer of “The Anti-Planner: How to Get Sh*t Done When You Don’t Feel Like It” ✨https://t.co/CGtUcMRepp✨
Snow @_sn0ww
41K Followers 1K Following Your friendly neighborhood Con-Artist | @sec_defcon Co-Founder | 3x Black Badge | Trainer/Keynote |💍@jc_socal | She/her 🏳️🌈
Kevin Bacon @kevinbacon
910K Followers 218 Following Trying to do what I can with what I’ve got @SixDegreesofKB
Dan Rather @DanRather
2.3M Followers 1K Following Journalist, storyteller, lifelong reader. Texan by birth and by choice. Author of STEADY: https://t.co/8kW1QUbZQJ
Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real
1.2M Followers 992 Following DETECTIVE DUCK 4 is coming this September AND HAZARDOUS HISTORY on the HISTORY CHANNEL Sundays at 9PM ET
Dad 2.0 - needs a nap @DadaBaseThought
4K Followers 450 Following I will spam your timeline with memes, Physical Therapy, Dadding, Disabled Veteran, PTSD, TBI, Chaos Connoisseur, typos, and Puns
itsonlyJill 💀🌿 @itsonlyJill_
4K Followers 2K Following she/her 💀 Canadian 🏳️🌈 | @Twitch Partner | @GamerSupps & @GamerGlamCosmtx | [email protected]
daniel thrasher @ThrasherDan
60K Followers 537 Following insane on YouTube for 5 million humans, insane on TikTok for another 3 million, Gregg on Dinner With The Parents (Amazon/CBS)
Justin Alvey @justLV
18K Followers 447 Following • head down building @sesame • prev @CovariantAI & hardware founder • techno-optimist
👑 Alyssa Miller �... @AlyssaM_InfoSec
75K Followers 5K Following Hacker, CISO, int'l speaker, and author. I have exited stage left. You can find me where the skies are blue.
Ashley - Serious Secu... @Infosec_Taylor
40K Followers 2K Following I made a Mastodon account! @[email protected]
gabsmashh @gabsmashh
109K Followers 3K Following security strategist | 2L JD Candidate | NYU alum | UMGC adjunct professor | DVC-YR USCG AUX
Katelyn Bowden Ⓥ @medus4_cdc
29K Followers 7K Following I exist, but at what cost? privacy nerd, maker of cursed art, shitposter, hacking the planet for chaotic good. all nodes are equal.
Christopher Lloyd @DocBrownLloyd
429K Followers 78 Following The Official X account for Christopher Lloyd. Pre-order “In My Own Time” 👇
De La Soul @WeAreDeLaSoul
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Tom Bodett @TomBodett
33K Followers 268 Following Woodworker. @waitwait. Wrote some books. Founder of HatchSpace woodworking school and community workshop.
Faith Salie @Faith_Salie
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ADHD & Me @ADHDnMe
11K Followers 457 Following Diagnosed ADHD, life now makes sense and I want all the information #ADHDParty #ADHDhive https://t.co/dKejqcQFKk
ZenCentric @ZenCentric
1 Followers 2 Following ZenCentric is an electronic duo out of Vancouver, BC Canada.
Album Aura 💿 @AlbumAura
1.7M Followers 283 Following images. that. could. be. albums with a side of culture 82901
ADHDinos @ADHDinos
36K Followers 38 Following The first ever ADHDinos book "The Land Before Time Management" is out now! https://t.co/Rez2raMe81
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ADHD PT Jack @adhd_jack
3K Followers 946 Following 🧠 Personal Trainer and Fitness Coach with #ADHD 👀 Helping people, with and without ADHD, 'find their fit' 💪 Sharing ADHD fitness tips
ADHD Designer 🟣�... @ADHDdesigner
43K Followers 1K Following I design apps & tweet about being a freelancer and creative with #ADHD. Dx'd Apr 2020 @ age 30. 🇨🇦 in 🇬🇧 Certified ADHD coach ADHD coaching waitlist ⬇️
Sandra Coral (she/the... @ndnarratives
2K Followers 696 Following #ADHDautistic education consultant, podcaster, writer, speaker #intersectionality & #neurodiversity https://t.co/nWQGYNpByK
René Brooks | Black ... @blkgirllostkeys
65K Followers 963 Following #ADHD | Professional loudmouth | Amateur adult | she/her |Email, PLEASE no direct messages: rene@blackgirllostkeys dot com
Rach Idowu @AdultingA... @AdultingADHD
52K Followers 3K Following Diagnosed ADHD Combined Type, ADHD Flashcards https://t.co/r7A7NgGcW8 @nytimes @NatGeo @BBCNews +🎤ComicCon @EGX @meta @Ubisoft NHS +more [email protected]
no name @nonamebrands
50K Followers 0 Following i am a brand. follow me customer care: m-f 8-7 est and s-s 10-6 est
AskAubry 🦋 🐆�... @ask_aubry
324K Followers 12K Following Curator of Nice Guys™, WTFs, & Trash Takes Submission? DM me DMs are subject to the public Buy me a coffee? https://t.co/GXezMqElY8 Follow≠endorse TL=TW
Not An LT or a Tanker... @GameOf_Cubicles
4K Followers 971 Following Lady. Vampire. Bureaucrat. I tweet my misadventures for your entertainment. Meme mercenary. Full of UsedLess info & sad songs. Good Idea Fairy. Parody-ish.
Film Lust @Film_lust
6K Followers 3K Following Lover of films since Harry became Dirty. #UnderratedFilms Married to @nikyB_lynch
These Pokemon Do Not ... @ai_fakemon
2K Followers 3 Following A creation of @ai_curio. Posts every 2 hours, using #LookingGlassAI and #CLIPokemon. I track the #aigeneratedpokemon hashtag. Fanart appreciated, no NFTs pls.
ELON HORROR - $44bn B... @generatedhorror
1K Followers 112 Following THIS ACCOUNT ONLY POSTS ELON MUSK BODY HORROR CONTENT Main Posting at https://t.co/lPHuVFVEXF
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3K Followers 1 Following It's over. https://t.co/CRHEdAjROw https://t.co/pBDjWiE4B8
MelodyBot3456 @MelodyBot3456
12K Followers 410 Following A bot that posts randomly generated music every three hours. Feel free to DM with any questions! | Also on Mastodon: https://t.co/Gc9vHfcnNe
make up a guy picture... @Makeupaguypics
4K Followers 3 Following AI generated pictures of the guys from @makeupaguy using the website https://t.co/PqIgbqAe5L. Sometimes generated with DALL·E 2.
This Album Isn't Real @metal_bot_v2
2K Followers 0 Following AI generated album titles and covers. Currently using Stable Diffusion and GPT-2
wintbot_neo @drilbot_neo
37K Followers 26 Following Human-curated, AI-generated tweets in the style of @dril & @dril_gpt2. created by @reachartwork curated by lichen
AI Shower Thoughts @ai_bot_thoughts
3K Followers 3 Following Revolutionary uncurated thoughts from the mind of a bot. By @pigeonburger WARNING: This AI was trained on millions of pieces of data and could tweet ANYTHING
This person does not ... @wedontexisthere
33K Followers 38 Following These people do not exist. By @MastaBaba, via https://t.co/Ljow9f4kDC.








