Derick @whoaitsderick
ATL Comedian Allergic to almonds youtube.com/user/DerickMar… Atlanta, GA Joined June 2012-
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pov you’re a student who whispered “Free Palestine” on #EmoryUniversity campus
if nobody got me I know airline Biscoff cookies got me 😌
the only answer is Frank Reynolds (It’s Always Sunny)
the only answer is Frank Reynolds (It’s Always Sunny)
“Lose To the Pelicans in the Play-in Tournament on purpose so you get matched w OKC”
they gotta have the Holograms perform this at Coachella 😭
can’t believe I just learned that Evan is short for Evanescence 😅
woke up exactly at 4:44am so that means today is about to be lucky (?)
Jay-Z could turn this around tonight
watched Civil war and Tom Holland was only in the movie for like 3 minutes
*me wearing my Summer ‘16 OVO limited print hoodie* Maddi Mays need a JFL New Faces 🦉
VERY excited for this y’all 😭
VERY excited for this y’all 😭
everybody on Tekken Ranked playing like i personally harmed them Why are you beating my ass like this 🥹
folks in the house looking at a picture of Billy from stranger things next to a calendar with June 20th circled like sooon 🥺🫴 📅
I can already tell y’all boys about to be on that mustache-only HEAVY this summer 😭
I promise We WILL catch WHOEVER did this to my man Orenthall and bring ‘em to justice 🚓 😡
P▪️U◾️T◾️M◾️E◾️I◾️N◾️C◾️R◾️Y◾️O but it’s me trying to convince people to watch Demolition Man again
e rolling on molly @Evanszanycomedy
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I want to crawl into this and live forever
Played New Vegas for like three days and am already almost on endgame quests, I gotta take a break to catch up on work and also slow down and explore and not just speed run the game. It lives up to its reputation though, it's awesome
Single guys live comfy spending under 30k/yr in basically any city barring LA SF NYC etc, but the instant they get a girlfriend 100k feels impoverished. Add in kids and you're clipping coupons at 250k EVEN AFTER your girl agrees to quit her weekly accupuncture and hot yoga…
A $100,000 SALARY NO LONGER BUYS YOU A MIDDLE-CLASS LIFESTYLE. HERE’S WHY IT COSTS SO MUCH MORE NOW. (Market Watch) David Sweede and his wife pay $2,900 a month to rent a house near his parents in his hometown of Chesapeake, Va. The house is, in his words, “not that nice.” Child…
I mean I think we just lose sight sometimes of how very, very bad Donald Trump is and was, how his presidency was precisely the disaster the alarmists predicted it would be, and how he's gotten much, much worse since leaving office.
Punching Bag stands up for themselves
Forget hated tropes, tell us your FAVORITE cartoon tropes! My favorite cartoon trope is when the characters play along with the film projector and/or slide off the screen, or interact with the cinema audience.
I know it’s small potatoes with everything else, but I’m still really pissed I’m now watching 15 ads per hour on Amazon prime? Why am I paying the same for something worse?? Why is everything just worse, always?
Grass type gym leader
I’m looking at the picture on the left like somebody missing. Whole time it’s Princess Bubblegum💀
Did Chicago or Atlanta have the biggest impact on the culture? 👀
at most, i’ll delete your number but you know how much of a toxic person you have to be for me to actually block you??
Real niggas know
18 years ago, Cassie released 'Me & U'
unironically believe this guy loosening restrictions on spam callers has crippled the polling industry
Everything is getting so much worse and will continue to do so
FLCL was released 24 years ago today !!! 🎉🛵