derek chauvin die in prison BITCH @waywardasshole
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my dog watching me go to work for 6 getting home at 7
my dog watching me go to work for 6 getting home at 7
where are my manifesting girlies
Derek Chauvin right now if the hospital staff are Black
Derek Chauvin right now if the hospital staff are Black
i would wait until we get a toxicology report until we make any conclusions about the cause of derek chauvin's injuries, maybe he had fentanyl in his system
I completely agree man that guy does not deserve to live
I completely agree man that guy does not deserve to live
This is my time!!! Years of this username finally paying off!!!
WOOHOO
While ago my boyfriend was fucking me and just as he pulled out to finish on my belly I said 'ay ay ay mi estomago' like bumblebee man from the simpsons. Haven't had sex for weeks.
money from the rich
Arranged to meet a guy from Grindr in a local park. Found him in the dark at the agreed time, and had a quick root. As I got back to my car a message arrived from the guy, saying he was running 10 mins late. Still have no idea who I fucked in the dark that night. Oops.
She worked hard. Despite being written off, with support and determination she turned her life around, put herself forward to serve - and was elected. Too many people are told they’re not good enough and get held back from fulfilling their potential. I’m proud of who I am.
Congratulations to everyone calling themselves a feminist who helped us get to this point. Let's hope that when the Biological Woman Finder General runs your karyotype analysis, he doesn't find out you're Unwomen
🚨 | NEW: The Home Office has deleted a Tweet which implied that Suella Braverman is one of the “greatest injustices in modern Britain”
Remember when Elon Musk publicly discriminated against a disabled worker and then had to apologize when it turned out firing the worker would cost 100 million dollars? Since then Elon’s been repeatedly making friendly replies to the guy and the guy has never responded.
I don’t agree with one penny of public money being spent on the Kings Coronation. Apart from wanting the abolition of the Monarchy, 14 million people are in poverty, homelessness is rife, over 2,500 foodbanks. We don’t need the gross spectacle of unearned wealth & power.
I'm obsessed with the smell of my cat's paws. Whenever my wife isn't in the room I always grab the cat for a cheeky sniff. I don't think he minds as he loves attention. I don't know how to explain it to the neighbour who saw me through the window though.
At a recent family gathering my two year old son bemused the crowd by repeatedly shouting "Pickle Lane toy car". I denied knowing what he was talking about. What they don't know is that on the way to the venue I had reason to shout "pick a lane, Tory cunt" at another road user
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@CaribbeanRythms Because when women say they don’t feel safe walking at night its implicit that fog is the reason why
@ask_aubry My (27 hyena) GF ( 21 gazelle) just started living on the savanna. She's worried she'll get eaten but I say it's all in her head. I have to scavenge but 4 times now she's called me home cuz she thought she was being eaten. 2 times a lion bit her but she got away so who cares?
@depthsofwiki It's important to note that it DOES remain one of the 3 most dangerous perils of the Fire Swamp.
@fesshole When washing up, I take great care In case teaspoons are self-aware. With all this concern I've had no chance to learn Proper usage of there, they're and their.
He told his mum he would pick her up from a station closer to home after she landed at Heathrow Airport - her reaction at the end 😭😭
@lovedoveclarke Washing your Coochie with hand soap, or using them lil wipes in the bathroom is crazy. 😭😭 Any man I deal with will get the coochie I brought and he’ll like it. ☺️
@fesshole I had Alopecia during the first lockdown which lasted about a year. Started using this shampoo (which is a bit expensive) and found my hair started to grow back thicker. Hair is pretty much back to normal now (my profile picture is recent) Maybe it will help?
I'm a sex positive feminist, and I don't believe kids should being taught "how to choke your partner safely" in SRE lessons. I also don't believe they *are* being taught this, from the available evidence. They'll have seen it in porn, though.
I hate when people ask where to find gfs Every guy who currently has a gf got her because some girl picked him to stalk for 6 months. She then orchestrated a series of calculated romantic coincidences that lead to a relationship. It's not something you can control
@Brucebuffet Not that I know of but my girlfriend might have posted about it 5 years ago
"No Lukas this is wrong, I just WALKED UP to her and STARTED TALKING!" You are completely delusional. She's been astrally projecting herself into your dreams since 2019. Your first "conversation" was recorded in her diary 8 months before it happened. You are not the fisherman
@ask_aubry He's not being truthful in this post, I guarantee it. No chance at all he pulled out, but it didn't work, ever. He purposely got her pregnant thinking she'd see it "as a miracle" and is now freaking out when it's blown up. But he got one thing right--it does end with a divorce
@SkyNewsBreak He needs to tackle public service wages... Nurses and teachers in food banks is not a pretty sight
@gmptraffic Had the audacity?? What's he going to say hang on officer don't come to me I'll come to you 🤦♀️
what the fuck are u saying?
Did she slap or? x.com/uncensoredprom…
@Politics_co_uk i dont mind if i'm barely able to afford to eat as long as i can take comfort in knowing that polish people will be living on the streets eating out of bins
@MPSWForest Man, Brexit has really hit England hard. I haven't seen a bag of schwag this bad since Thatcher's cold minge was haunting the islands
@fesshole The council responded in a week? Ahahajahajahahahah be believable mate
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