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If your gender identity is the same as your gender assigned at birth, then you are cis. No amount of whining changes this fact. @briskide.bsky.social Joined January 2015-
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Am I understanding this correctly
Noem's last hope is that a reporter asks Trump about her, and, because he notoriously despises dogs, he gives his blessing. But I'm certain his advisers have been screaming in his ears he cannot do that
I have never, and considering who we've had in politics the last few years this is saying something, seen a "star" politician of a party torpedo their political future as fast as Noem. She went from VP favorite to pariah to person non grata in a few hours
Just... Read the replies to this to see some of the most embarrassing people to ever call themselves gamers. x.com/therocketralph…
Just... Read the replies to this to see some of the most embarrassing people to ever call themselves gamers. x.com/therocketralph…
I've started the clock running in when Noem attempts to say that shooting the dog never happened, and it was a metaphor for how she handles problems in a can do, no regrets at, and it's the liberal media blowing all of this out of proportion. I say by the end of this weekend
Oh, I have enough new followers again to have to do an intro post. Hi! I look unsettling like an actor who's name rhymes with Don Briar. Not an exaggeration. It's led to real life consequences. I have a great TL and great people I hang out with. Feel free to hang around, too
I brought in a family size clamshell of m&m cookies to work today and put them out in the common area. The entire clamshell disappeared, and I've found out that a maintenance worker took the entire thing back to the maintenance bay, and I'm just kind of stunned
The only Harry Potter content I still enjoy is the occasional thread that goes semi viral for pointing out just how fucking stupid the rules in Quidditch are. Seeing one again today made me smile
Oh this made my day
Oh this made my day
Godzilla x Kong opened in Japan. Here are my favorite reactions from Japanese audiences, translated, for better or worse, by Google:
I'm hearing Spencer Rattler is very much in play for Atlanta with the 43rd overall pick tonight as the team plans for the post-Penix era.
This is one of greatest subtle jokes about Kurosawa films I've ever seen, and I am impressed
Twitter's algorithm is back to just randomly showing me a handful of tweets around a single topic/hashtag I have no interest in seeing. Not just talking about politics, but thinks like "Here's six tweets about fishing from accounts you don't follow" Meth logic
Anyway, all of this is to say that expanding the Supreme Court when Democrats hold the presidency, expand their majority in the Senate, and take back the House needs to be on the table. Too many bad faith actors with too much power currently
Just "love" that we have the very real possibility of the Supreme Court twisting themselves into a pretzel to rule that presidents aren't immune from prosecution, but in this one very specific case, Trump is
History is great. Like the fact that in one of the Crusades, the Christians decided that attacking the Muslims would take too long and cost too much, so they just went ahead and sacked a Christian city instead and then went home
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Damn this does sound hard to handle! Prayers up for all the managers out there
Olive Keogh: Quiet quitters are hard to handle because they continue to complete their assigned workload to the same (often high) standard, giving their managers an uneasy feeling but nothing specific to complain about. irishtimes.com/business/work/…
@briskide @ask_aubry I had a horrible day, and this comment made me laugh the most pure laugh I’ve had in awhile. Thank you 😂😂😂😂
What?
This is because of the pelvic muscles of a video game character
@TonyxBarbershop @briskide @ask_aubry The one about the beekeeper lives rent free in my head. She got pregnant, he decided beekeeping was " too dangerous," so he waited until she was out of town then arranged for his friend to haul all her beehives away.
@briskide @ask_aubry It was socks once. The AH BF threw away her large collection of fun colourful socks and replaced them with black ones. I hated him so much
@briskide @ask_aubry I am now compelled to follow you. Fortunately my pelvic floor exercises have paid off or I might have disgraced myself in a public setting.
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I'm hearing Spencer Rattler is very much in play for Atlanta with the 43rd overall pick tonight as the team plans for the post-Penix era.
Someone needs to get all the Megans, Meagans, and Meghans, in a room and finally figure this mess out.
@briskide @ask_aubry The thing that gets me is that his sister was in on it, that he was openly telling her that his wife never agreed to the “gift” and trying to include the kid in the deception I know terrible men always have enablers but getting the kid involved Yikes
How she thinks her edit helps her not look even more awful.
@awoodustin Genius because we will sadly never know how it would have looked for Kurosawa to make a version of Macbeth
@briskide You sympathetically like a post about a dying pet one time, and suddenly that's all you get. My "for you" (which it always puts me on) is a lot of dead and dying pets of people I don't even know. It's so depressing.
The way he searches for the tea set knowing all the while.
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