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Criminal that I have to go back to work next week after basically living in my own opium den on the couch all week healing from surgery what a cruel world
My face feels like it got hit by a truck but I had to make myself do something and eat something good
@elsathora You’ve gotta try the Velveeta macaroni and cheese too, it comes with a packet of bright orange goo and it’s so salty and wonderful
This sounds like a spider made it
so my best friend sent me this song that Tyra Banks made herself for a dystopian young adult book she wrote over a decade ago and i'm being so serious i think she officially made the worst song of all time
@somethings_awry The gray Bic is so good for a pen so commonplace and cheap
Besides all of the negatives at least I can revel in the time-honored American/Appalachian pastime with less guilt: taking opiates and sleeping on the couch watching recordings of Adult Swim from 2002 with commercials on YouTube and eating mac and cheese and chicken nuggets
@rxckrxdxscxlvxs Thank you!!!! Feeling confident so far but that could be some anesthesia still in my system hahaha
@rxckrxdxscxlvxs @wonton_sarah They don’t know any mid 30s alcoholics
This could be healthy except for you can tell just by looking there’s like 4 tablespoons of bacon fat and 3 of butter involved in the process but we can pretend that there’s enough vegetables in here to balance it
Have surgery on Monday so I meal prepped a bunch of badass fucked up burritos to freeze
Drank a couple of glasses of wine while cooking and accidentally maybe turned my miso butter sauce into whole ass gravy when I went too hard on the flour but now I’ve invented miso butter gravy and it’s delicious and fine
Every time we go to my husband’s mom’s house I remember this high school photo of him where he looked exactly like Reese from Malcolm in the Middle
When you’re cat sitting and someone says you’ll probably never see one of the cats but you’re pure of heart
Gonna be honest idk if I’ve baked anything since October and it took 4 feedings from the fridge to awaken my starter but this loaf was made with buttermilk and it was so goddamn good my husband and I just ate half of it smothered in butter. I just gained 5 pounds
Haven’t used my starter since July and accidentally fell asleep all day while I was working on the dough and way overproofed it so I made focaccia for the first time and it was pretty okay. A little dense for focaccia but tastes good
I have received my first sourdough starter I am sooooo scared have I entered into a nightmare
@alaskastardust Cucumbers are one of my favorite vegetables because of the water yet the crunch but I would never say they don’t have a flavor. There is a distinct scent and taste to cucumber
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ab @abbbsolutley
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habitual line-stepper @alaskastardust
4K Followers 1K Following I’d rather be listening to 1991 hit “All This Time” by rock artist Sting off the certified platinum album The Soul Cages. wife4wife. I like hockey and birds
zoowee mama @okaypictures
275 Followers 213 Following
Trannie Murphy @sadsleepygirl23
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🅕🅛🅔🅧🅞�... @eeriebitchh
388 Followers 1K Following My heart belongs to Mothman. ✨Jalapeno Bologna Sun ☀️ Slim Jim Moon 🌙 Tudor’s Biscuit Rising ⬆️
kmac @rottengutterdog
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spooky spice. @niiicoleslaw_
366 Followers 324 Following
Upper Paleolithic Hog... @TchCrayon
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🔮ethereal mystic�... @tvasq_
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Gandalf the Gay @MibsCleo
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