lora van der booben ™ @vdbmd_
justin + britney forever 💘 Pertlstein, Österreich Joined June 2017-
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I wish I had the sexy kind of side boob
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saw my step-mom, brother and dad in a porn
I just entered for a chance to win a cash bonanza, what about you? lucktastic.onelink.me/3188221026?pid…
I just sneezed and I think I just blew out an ab muscle (I didn’t know I had those??) and I’m probably bleeding internally so thank you to the 1’s of people who have ever read my dumb tweets
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I’m gonna tell my kids this was Bret Michaels @nickkroll
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The horribly embarrassing memory of my father giving me "the talk": A thread
@ShitBake Is this a rhetorical question?
@judtravis Well I know what I’m listening to on my way to work
Seriously tho you could make up any absurd story and say it took place in Florida and it’ll sound legit
lora van der booben ™ retweeted
I fucking hate this app
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A porn video, but it's just a man eating out a woman until she actually cums, for as long as it takes.
I want you to come get me something for dinner tonight or whatever but I’ll be happy to meet y’all at the front of my car
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