phasers @phasers

when i was 9 i found $100 on the ground and my grandma forced me to share it with my cousins and now i hate communism 18+ Joined July 2016

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Ian Miles Cheong @ianmiles

3 years ago

What would you eat instead of this?

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phasers @phasers

3 years ago

im just now realizing how many random nudes i have on twitter and considering how this will impact my career prospects

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phasers @phasers

3 years ago

if she refuses to admit she has a boyfriend when she totally does she’s…

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phasers @phasers

3 years ago

@flavortown depends how good the pancakes are

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phasers @phasers

3 years ago

despite all of the serious issues in america and abroad trump is doing a great job of making the election all about him

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phasers @phasers

3 years ago

@nypost

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phasers @phasers

3 years ago

ads on ads on ads literally

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phasers @phasers

3 years ago

maybe in part because 75.9% of mental health practitioners are women

internet hall of fame @InternetH0F

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phasers @phasers

3 years ago

how does he even manage to be this creepy

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phasers @phasers

3 years ago

a guy dressed like the homeless version of paulie walnuts just tried to sell me a generic can of corn on a freeway off ramp

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phasers @phasers

3 years ago

which is exactly why the player move for biden would be to pardon trump

National Review @NRO

3 years ago

Granting a pardon to someone who has not asked for one is tantamount to suggesting that the person needs a pardon because he is guilty. | @AndrewCMcCarthy trib.al/WQKIIGI

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when you buy a ticket, you’re buying cargo space. there are size and weight capacities for every plane. if you use more than the average allotted space, whether with your luggage or your body, you pay for the capacity that you take from other passengers. it’s simple

Daily Loud @DailyLoud

3 years ago

Plus-size woman demands airlines change “discriminatory” policies that make larger flyers pay for extra seat. "People with smaller bodies get to pay one fare to get to their destination… We have to pay two fares, even though we’re getting the same experience. If anything, our