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weird post-moneyball era of football analytics making long shots virtually extinct because of the relatively low xG returns, yet simultaneously actively encouraging involving goalkeepers in your build up, despite the possibility of him fucking up almost guaranteeing you concede
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a lot of ire towards student protestors can be easily attributed to their detractors having to confront the simple fact they never took a stand because they were always too chickenshit about how it might affect their future careers. don't these kids know moral bankruptcy pays???
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joey bartons just punted his tv in disgust
hallo ich bin jurgen klopp, willkommen auf jackass
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Score
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𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐒𝐥𝐢𝐩™. #OnThisDay in 2014. ⚠️
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fellas is it woke to not die from cardiac arrest
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Atlanta Police Department hiring event in Brooklyn was disrupted today by abolitionists who released 300 crickets into the Marriott hosting. The fire alarm was also pulled. Per release: “We are everywhere. We are the horde of locusts that will destroy you.”
[walking around london, seeing any completely normal 2/3 bed home and pressing your face to the window pane like charlie bucket]: imagine living there
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Mmmm, I dunno, the guys who are wrong about everything seem pretty confident this time.
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He is Risen
when a pregnant woman thinks she can sit in the priority seats on the tube despite having brought no silverware to stamford bridge
when a pregnant woman thinks she can sit in the priority seats on the tube despite having brought no silverware to stamford bridge https://t.co/JywpwjZnOl
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Best way for young people to get enough money together for a house deposit is to trick Laurence Fox into calling them a paedophile.
friday
friday https://t.co/5EEk1cTKep
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So we made it to Friday then.
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Friday
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@tristandross The [pass, pass, panics and launches it anyway] is tremendous for the viewer imo
@tristandross Will take this into consideration before making my conclusion
@tristandross From a pure enjoyment perspective is a 40 yard screamer worth giving up for being able to laugh at a keeper looking like a cunt? Not sure
@tristandross I'm actually surprised that the sweeper-keeper era hasn't resulted in more goals from the half-way line Does happen occasionally, like Bruno Fernandes vs Liverpool but still
Why be interested in global affairs and politics when you could put your energies into management consultancy?
Me when a teenage victim of state repression hasn’t elevated themselves to my flawless political strategy
that person w the red hair making the kissy face at ut is literally commenting “that’s me!!!!” on instagram y’all rly do care about being seen more than keeping yourself safe, not wearing a face covering doesn’t help palestinians btw. it helps ur “brand” tho huh lol
What if arsenal lose today, are we prepared for arteta’s behaviour? Pray the tottenham Hotspur stadium has a sniper ready , and has factored in the possibility of Arteta holding a “dead man’s switch”
calling somebody who was a tory MP yesterday, through cameron's austerity, may's hostile environment, johnson & truss, a comrade is just very funny
£85m forward doing this after scoring his second league goal of the season in a 1-1 home draw against Burnley is very funny
Visibly Jewish, visibly welcome
Well what if the universities ordered the snipers on the roofs because they have anxiety? Didn’t consider that, did you
@tristandross guts sounding like you left the change in your jeans in the dryer
Just found out Americans don't have two separate shower heads for hot and cold! Excuse me!?
@MisterABK Eh? So they're not moving from one shower head to another to get it just right?
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