cate in the kitchen x @catekitchen
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I shouldn’t have to live in a society where a bag of crisps (made up of at best one quarter of a potato) set me back more than one great british pound, how did we get here
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One thing about me is I will go to painstaking lengths to cook roast potatoes so crispy they could knock a child spark out if thrown from a short distance, then refuse to eat them until they have been marinating in gravy at the side of my plate for the duration of my meal
half marathon followed by 7-8 hours of drinking in case anyone was wondering how to achieve balance x (done it in 02:05 🤝)
Marvelling at the miracle of life you have just created and wanting a nice bum do not need to be mutually exclusive, leave women alone ❤️
Marvelling at the miracle of life you have just created and wanting a nice bum do not need to be mutually exclusive, leave women alone ❤️
Made the gym girlie protein pizza, new obsession unlocked will be recreating the entire back catalogue of pizza express and dominos in due course stay tuned x
These first few sunny days in February are so precious, can feel my brain defrosting and strapping in to experience joy again
I do appreciate that there needs to be some time in the year where it isn’t summer for people to reset or whatever but I think it’s unreasonable for it to be longer than like two months
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the world is literally yours when you’re a single girl
this is what my man sees before bed time
What my man sees before bedtime. No t-shirts and shorts, sorry.
have you met a 26 year old man
i do not need a bf i need a man that is like 26 and ready to be a husband i am sick of it all
Leaving pint glasses on the table when you leave a pub.
What is a subtle sign someone isn’t a good person?
flo always trynna beg some money jus track my period bro
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27 years ago, the Spice Girls released 'Say You'll Be There'
Turning to my couple's counselor and doing this whenever my husband is talking
bro you are like disturbingly susceptible to propaganda
i had to serve posh spice realness when i met david beckham sorry
the clothes ain’t do shit to me
is it weird to still wear the clothes and gifts your ex got you?
What’s the funniest thing you’ve been told off for on here because this is world class
Bedbugs die at 118°F so literally all we would have to do is put the weather machine at that temperature for ONE minute. ONE MINUTE! We would all be really musty but it’s literally just one minute... then boom! Pandemic over
The McRib only comes back before a tragic world event. Take precautions. Heed my warning.
The McRib returns to McDonald’s this November. Select locations only.
Well we’re not in 1995 now buddy! These are expensive times, and asking people to put “passion” before their direct debits is v cheeky!
@theashrb Remember when teachers chose their job because of a genuine passion, the difference they could make and not because of the wage 🤔
@catekitchen No cause what happened to love it feels like this doesn’t even exist anymore
No you really had to be there we will never have this again.
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