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The Old Contemptibles Cricket Club theoldcontemptibles.co.uk Leicestershire UK Joined February 2009-
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On this day 2️⃣ years ago, I posted my last #FPL content. My focus had shifted towards getting myself fit and in good shape going into lifesaving surgery. Happily, that stood me in good stead during and after my successful op, and I remain to this day cancer free (1/5)
Apologies for the recent disruption to my gameweekly thread of spreadsheet screenshots, but cancer done a gotcha on me*, and this time next week I will be in hospital awaiting what will hopefully prove lifesaving surgery, so for possibly the last time this season... 🥁 (1/
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@barCOLEYna Martin - if you'd like to reconnect with a certain writer who featured you in his book, please follow this account back so I can message you. My old account got hacked a few years ago. It's my only excuse for a looong period of non-communication, but I've heard worse.
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Our brains love to see patterns in randomness. A thread on the beauty of Pareidolia 🧵 1. Known as "the thinking tree" by locals, this olive tree in Apulia, Italy, is over 1500 years old.
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Iconic movie scenes inspired by art 🧵 1. The Truman Show - René Magritte
@bryansgunn They/he lacked that little bit of quality in the final third.
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crowdfunder.co.uk/p/carillon Our club has suffered severe flooding, leading to catastrophic damage to our clubhouse, facilities & equipment. We have launched a crowdfunder to help raise vital funds to get sport back at our beloved Carillon. Please help us if you can. Donate, share💜
@SkySportsGolf Why are, among others, Ricky Fowler, Justin Thomas and friends of David Horsey not allowed to enter the #USOpenGolf2023 Player Services Office?
Great article theguardian.com/sport/2023/apr…
@Davvawavva Just to say that this account (@Davvawavva) has been HACKED, so please ignore this, and any other messages. Still waiting for @TwitterSupport to sort it out.
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Apologies for the recent disruption to my gameweekly thread of spreadsheet screenshots, but cancer done a gotcha on me*, and this time next week I will be in hospital awaiting what will hopefully prove lifesaving surgery, so for possibly the last time this season... 🥁 (1/
So a small army (a whoop?) of Old Conts will be watching Honorary President @Aggerscricket when he struts his stuff on the Loughborough Town Hall stage. Let's hope he wears his cap...
Contemptibles! We have met our match!
The ICC Anti-Corruption Unit is investigating a match from the Ajman All Stars League recently played in the UAE Here’s some match footage 😳
Our very first @toccc tattoo. It is a thing of beauty...but who is it engraved on?
We have now peaked. Before the start of May.
The ICC Anti-Corruption Unit is investigating a match from the Ajman All Stars League recently played in the UAE Here’s some match footage 😳
@Aggerscricket Happy birthday to you - one (honorary) President we can all admire.
@Aggerscricket Huge congrats on your honour, Your Highness, Your Highness. We will work on our grovelling techniques forthwith.
We've made a film. Short, sweet & details just how bad we are. Director @jimbosmith Writer @Davvawavva Blame them. vimeo.com/195173714
And thanks also to @lockhouse for his impeccable organisational skills.
Top night at The Glits. Thanks to @jimbosmith for the usual multi-media extravaganza.
Happy birthday to @Aggerscricket from your Contemptible minions.
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