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@tipsNmotivation like the song, by Neneh Cherry and Youssou N'Dour... You're only 7 seconds away (from winning that water bottle emptying competition)
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Squid Game hopefully
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@TheTweetOfGod Half apology... Means nothing.
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Oh my, this is too perfect
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