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Matt Green @mattgreencomedy

Comedian, etc. Buy me a coffee? https://t.co/tl2jcxx8Mc linktr.ee/mattgreencomedy London, probably Joined March 2009
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Best for Britain @BestForBritain

11 hours ago

Everything you always wanted to know about Voter ID (but were afraid to ask); A handy guide For example did you know that student ID is 👎 but proof of age PASS card is 👍? Or that you can use a passport *even if expired*? Please share far and wide. ~AA bestforbritain.org/confused_about…

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Matt Green @mattgreencomedy

a day ago

A bout of gastroenteritis can really make you forget all of your other problems as you curl up in a shivery mess. Unfortunately the problems are still there a couple of days later and now you feel utterly drained and unable to deal with them. Fair to say I’ve had better weekends.

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Matt Green @mattgreencomedy

3 days ago

SANDWICH. THE OLD SUSHI

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Matt Green @mattgreencomedy

5 days ago

Just had to do a closing set at the gig I was MCing because the final act didn’t turn up (was running late). Always a bit of a weird situation - you go on expecting the next act to turn up but then slowly you realise it’s all down to you now. Was actually good fun in the end.

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Matt Green @mattgreencomedy

5 days ago

Can’t believe they didn’t go with my idea of A Cocktail of Two Cities

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5 days ago

Brighton gigs are special…

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6 days ago

Brighton gigs are special…

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Greg Marsh @gregmarsh

6 days ago

This stuff is INFRURIATING. The truth is that your provider is probably giving new customers a much, much cheaper deal than they're offering you--which is precisely why @get_nous exists: to stop companies getting away with it and to save you serious money.

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Rebecca Reid @RebeccaCNReid

7 days ago

This stuff is INFRURIATING. The truth is that your provider is probably giving new customers a much, much cheaper deal than they're offering you--which is precisely why @get_nous exists: to stop companies getting away with it and to save you serious money.

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Matt Green @mattgreencomedy

6 days ago

Three couples? Two throuples? I had a lot of fun with a very confusing audience at a gig in Brighton! To see the rest of the story see the YouTube version linked below…

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Athena Kugblenu @athenakugblenu

6 days ago

Yes but they would land in Tanzania

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Politics UK @PolitlcsUK

6 days ago

Yes but they would land in Tanzania

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Matt Green @mattgreencomedy

6 days ago

Well we finally managed to agree a much better deal. Glad it’s sorted (for now) but I wish it didn’t take so much time to get stuff like this sorted…!

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Virgin Media 🐐 @virginmedia

6 days ago

Well we finally managed to agree a much better deal. Glad it’s sorted (for now) but I wish it didn’t take so much time to get stuff like this sorted…!

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Matt Green @mattgreencomedy

6 days ago

Haha - I managed to get a much better offer via Twitter DM, but they said I had to call the call centre to confirm it. Call centre then said they didn’t have any information on that so stuck to rubbish offer. Great work @virginmedia! Looks like we’ll just have to cancel.

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Matt Green @mattgreencomedy

7 days ago

Haha - I managed to get a much better offer via Twitter DM, but they said I had to call the call centre to confirm it. Call centre then said they didn’t have any information on that so stuck to rubbish offer. Great work @virginmedia! Looks like we’ll just have to cancel.

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Matt Green @mattgreencomedy

6 days ago

It’s so stupid that you have to cancel your contract every year in order to get a good deal on basically anything. And yet that still seems to be the case. Hugely discriminatory for older people and people not able to spend the time. It must be a drain on productivity too.

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Matt Green @mattgreencomedy

7 days ago

It’s so stupid that you have to cancel your contract every year in order to get a good deal on basically anything. And yet that still seems to be the case. Hugely discriminatory for older people and people not able to spend the time. It must be a drain on productivity too.

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Susan Harrison @SueHarrison123

7 days ago

Stacey Dooley investigates being an actor.

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