Michael Sanislo @the_sigh_op
I Don't Know. Philadelphia, PA Joined November 2011-
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I don't want to sound all "hail corporate" but is there some sort of perverse incentive in the aviation production industry for whistleblowers? nypost.com/2024/05/04/us-…
This sentiment probably wouldn't go over well with the vast majority of accounts that I follow but I genuinely hate this dude
This sentiment probably wouldn't go over well with the vast majority of accounts that I follow but I genuinely hate this dude
Any follower even do a self-tooth extraction? Seems risky but maybe doable with pliers.
For everyone referencing It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia as a counterweight to Jerry Seinfeld's claim about Wokeness. There is absolutely zero chance that a network would air the Sunny pilot unedited. Hell, I wonder if it even ever airs on cable anymore?
Exhibit A and B of 'wokeness' ruining comedy are The Onion and The Daily Show. The new generation of writers are painfully unfunny. It's almost all intersectional nonsense now.
You know what's crazy? Jimmy Carter is still alive.
In French there’s a saying, “la première crêpe est pour le chien” The first crêpe is for the dog
In French there’s a saying, “la première crêpe est pour le chien” The first crêpe is for the dog
Good lord tooth pain that nothing touches is the worst 😭
Matt Welch @MattWelch
88K Followers 4K Following Editor at large, @Reason. Co-conspirator, @wethefifth (https://t.co/0OeLPBJJbA). Writer, https://t.co/QfvM57Vg09. Note spelling of last name.
THE Spencer #1 @ThinSkinFatDude
348 Followers 404 Following Not vicious or malicious. Just lovely and delicious.
Ileana Almog @IleanaAlmog
985 Followers 765 Following Draw a bigger circle. https://t.co/HMW5hYCpM0…
Andrew Wimsatt 🖐 @ajwimsatt
3K Followers 1K Following Addicted to Dead Now, Torche, Tilts, Dreamend,Power Trip,BMSR, Slowdive,Brian Jonestown Massacre,Mr.Bungle, Black Angels,Melvins #redeye. Big fan of @wethefifth
Blooshier @Blooshier
432 Followers 726 Following 3rd place in 1994 St. Paul's Spelling Bee. I once ate a cricket. I'm a landlord commies, cry about it.
Yael Bar tur 🎗️ @yaelbt
62K Followers 2K Following I tweet about law enforcement, social media, & occasionally law enforcement social media. Have lifetime approval to pet the K9s. 🇮🇱 🇺🇸
Aaron Monheim 🖐️.. @AaronMonheim
479 Followers 560 Following 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 For your dreams be tossed and blown. Husband, Father, MS Warrior, underwent HSCT for MS in 2023, American Kopite, big fan of @wethefifth. #YNWA
Lesleynka 🖐️ @lesleynka_LA
591 Followers 2K Following SoCal native • Enjoys freedom & debates • DTC is my day job 🚀 • Sports is a must! 🏈 #ramshouse 🏍️ #motogp ⚾ #heretoplay
Ben Price 🖐 @actualbenprice
760 Followers 579 Following Just a guy that makes beer, maybe other things.... ok lots of other things.
Boomertarian Norm @BoomertarianN
3K Followers 4K Following Nullius in verba. Libertarian. An okay boomer. Retired forester. Humboldt State alum. Go 'Jacks! Free mind. Free markets. Pro-vax. Anti-Nanny State.
eigenrobot @eigenrobot
68K Followers 7K Following robot. friend. i am trying to achieve greatness longform at eigenrobot dot subst@ck dot com
Alma Cook @HearAlma
6K Followers 4K Following Mrs. @davidavalerio. I make music & work in oil. Interested in economics, community living, & new points of view.
Kesmouski @kesmouski46899
0 Followers 449 Following
Micheal Patterson @MichealPat29579
133 Followers 3K Following
Crursheth @Crursheth82rdW
5 Followers 328 Following
Teauser @TeauserF2n
1 Followers 361 Following
Joe @s2p418j53H86q
0 Followers 273 Following
Eshaal Murata @mura_eshaa
0 Followers 203 Following
Souslead @SousleadHk6
1 Followers 363 Following
Darcy Mcmahon @mcmah_dar
14 Followers 3K Following
Thismoa @Thismoa112118
6 Followers 461 Following
WandaSilas @4ye0MB5ijhr1B
0 Followers 428 Following
AnnSonmerfield @ScZTwuI88ur4Q
0 Followers 335 Following
Slstiny @SlstinyPQk
1 Followers 320 Following
EstherBlake @gg1wCM0G1Mn0I
1 Followers 360 Following
GailClapham @z7HWtZxW4d4Q8
6 Followers 412 Following
Nelle Plate @NellePla
79 Followers 5K Following
Sari Ferrington @ferringt_sar
34 Followers 5K Following
てるえちほ @teruechiho46809
1 Followers 266 Following
Secular Right @SecularRightAZ
2K Followers 5K Following Atheist. Small c conservative. Aiming to bring secularism to the GOP and the Right. Big Tent Republican. Unifier. Seinfeld fan.
State @State51lSW
3 Followers 387 Following
Lilly-rose Fonder @FonderLill65433
66 Followers 5K Following
SophiaDan @EW8ECr0G0W3Lr3P
2 Followers 490 Following
DarkWilbo @DarkWilbo
572 Followers 791 Following I am the owner of my karma heir to my karma born of my karma created from my karma. whatever karma I create of good or ill of that I will be heir
Gricelda Rosenlof @GRosenlof87599
79 Followers 5K Following
Bobbie Margotta @bobbi_margo
79 Followers 5K Following
Daisy Reynolds @DaisyReyno70278
60 Followers 5K Following
C • E •O Elon Mus.. @elonmusk63820
164 Followers 4K Following Entrepreneur 🚀Spacex • CEO & CTO 🛸 🚔 Tesla • CEO and product architect 🗼Hyperloop • Founder 🛸 OpenAl • Co-founder Official account ☝️@elonmusk
Sarah Miles @SarahMiles47526
31 Followers 523 Following
Suk Luisi @luisi_lui
89 Followers 5K Following
Riley Wieczorek @ril_wieczor
37 Followers 5K Following
Hera Genera @Hera_0009
19 Followers 60 Following Fashion designer ✂✂📏📏, Own Fashion Studio🧵🧵👗👗, Importer and Exporter of apparels and cosmetics.👠👡
Amazing Amelia @magas15_amelia
5 Followers 178 Following
darthliberty @MPichman
87 Followers 398 Following not creator of the avatar, agnostic/atheist Socratic method sub-superchimp/meat puppet blame controversy on free association Socratic method can get you killed.
Jame Jirak @JameJirak96949
80 Followers 5K Following
Alfredia Mcenery @AlfredMcen
87 Followers 5K Following
Gertude Vinning @gertu_vinn
20 Followers 3K Following
Justin @KramericaIntern
2K Followers 1K Following Native Philadelphian 🦅 intern at Kramerica Industries • Who got that one tweet? 𝕏 (not actually Newman from #Seinfeld) Live • Laugh • Limp Bizkit
the_architectopteryx @rchitectopteryx
889 Followers 725 Following An exile. High modernist. Critical AI art, writer on technology and culture, done with teaching architecture at Columbia. Indigenous Samogitian.
Shawanda Hewgley @hewgl_shawa
33 Followers 5K Following
Pok Crivelli @crivel_p
50 Followers 5K Following
mango🪽 @hantfyjeer
1K Followers 2K Following I like to see a different world and like myself more now #BTC holders
Sara Bedker @bedker21903
19 Followers 3K Following
Kmele 🖐 @kmele
130K Followers 3K Following Articulate. Clean. Seditious Conspiracy @wethefifth Partner @freethink | @bigthink Board @theFIREorg @JoinFAI #MLIDAIDDS
Matt Welch @MattWelch
88K Followers 4K Following Editor at large, @Reason. Co-conspirator, @wethefifth (https://t.co/0OeLPBJJbA). Writer, https://t.co/QfvM57Vg09. Note spelling of last name.
Nancy Rommelmann @NancyRomm
28K Followers 4K Following Writes @Reason @theFP @RCInvestigates. Cohost Smoke 'Em podcast, https://t.co/tmb8NHGsiF. Books https://t.co/NOTYXGQj80. [email protected]
THE Spencer #1 @ThinSkinFatDude
348 Followers 404 Following Not vicious or malicious. Just lovely and delicious.
Ileana Almog @IleanaAlmog
985 Followers 765 Following Draw a bigger circle. https://t.co/HMW5hYCpM0…
Andrew Wimsatt 🖐 @ajwimsatt
3K Followers 1K Following Addicted to Dead Now, Torche, Tilts, Dreamend,Power Trip,BMSR, Slowdive,Brian Jonestown Massacre,Mr.Bungle, Black Angels,Melvins #redeye. Big fan of @wethefifth
Ben Dreyfuss @bendreyfuss
91K Followers 995 Following the man who ruined mother jones, liberal journalism, and cnet. subscribe to my substack or else, well, i guess or else nothing. but subscribe to it.
Blooshier @Blooshier
432 Followers 726 Following 3rd place in 1994 St. Paul's Spelling Bee. I once ate a cricket. I'm a landlord commies, cry about it.
Yael Bar tur 🎗️ @yaelbt
62K Followers 2K Following I tweet about law enforcement, social media, & occasionally law enforcement social media. Have lifetime approval to pet the K9s. 🇮🇱 🇺🇸
Aaron Monheim 🖐️.. @AaronMonheim
479 Followers 560 Following 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 For your dreams be tossed and blown. Husband, Father, MS Warrior, underwent HSCT for MS in 2023, American Kopite, big fan of @wethefifth. #YNWA
Lesleynka 🖐️ @lesleynka_LA
591 Followers 2K Following SoCal native • Enjoys freedom & debates • DTC is my day job 🚀 • Sports is a must! 🏈 #ramshouse 🏍️ #motogp ⚾ #heretoplay
Brad Knollenberg @iambradk
316 Followers 993 Following
Jen Monroe @thatjenmonroe
13K Followers 162 Following Co-host of @ambXover. @ladiesofliberty Email Lady. Extremely Online, tweets are mine alone
Kat Timpf @KatTimpf
847K Followers 679 Following Loving husband, father & grandfather; I love my country & I love my wife.
Suderman @petersuderman
32K Followers 2K Following Write, Edit & Podcast @Reason || https://t.co/UN3UqVIUq5 || https://t.co/PJSAriw9EV ||
Coleman Hughes @coldxman
355K Followers 905 Following Conversations w/Coleman Podcast | Forbes 30 Under 30 | Contributor at @theFP | Analyst at @CNN https://t.co/cwLQsfPK19
Ben Price 🖐 @actualbenprice
760 Followers 579 Following Just a guy that makes beer, maybe other things.... ok lots of other things.
Riley Read-Only @HotForMoot
13K Followers 2K Following I’m a software engineer at one of Canada’s top tech companies with really good TC. Internet veteran. (((Club Member))). Respectable account. 🇺🇸🇮🇱
Circe @vocalcry
12K Followers 1K Following minor goddess | submit your questions to my monthly advice column “Circe Says” anonymously here: https://t.co/vzSyaKCsK7
Jon 🔬 @JonnyMicro
21K Followers 3K Following Clinical microbiologist by day. Cheese aficionado and geek all the time. I have been, and always shall be, your friend. Opinions are mine alone. Love my kids.
DarkWilbo @DarkWilbo
572 Followers 791 Following I am the owner of my karma heir to my karma born of my karma created from my karma. whatever karma I create of good or ill of that I will be heir
Steven Godofsky @sgodofsk
5K Followers 587 Following Converting meat byproducts into bad tweets. @msbgu '20, @RITtigers '15, TJHSST '11.
Clown @cipples
96 Followers 382 Following never met one interesting mind that was not richly endowed with inadmissible deficiencies.
Justin @KramericaIntern
2K Followers 1K Following Native Philadelphian 🦅 intern at Kramerica Industries • Who got that one tweet? 𝕏 (not actually Newman from #Seinfeld) Live • Laugh • Limp Bizkit
the_architectopteryx @rchitectopteryx
889 Followers 725 Following An exile. High modernist. Critical AI art, writer on technology and culture, done with teaching architecture at Columbia. Indigenous Samogitian.
StamperNation @Stamper_Nation
1K Followers 2K Following #StamperNation, a grass roots movement, international community, & proto-Network State consisting of @jeremymstamper #StamperMelodies appreciatoors
Davidi Ohmbra @iohmbra
9K Followers 5K Following With Ease. #tech #music #photography and some. Hedonistic Monk. Slightly nihilist.
Carole Hooven @hoovlet
34K Followers 1K Following Hormones, evolution, sex diffs, academic freedom. Recently retired from Harvard. Now Senior Fellow @AEI.
Zoë Ferguson @zofer11
910 Followers 1K Following A reasonable person. Of NYC Washington Heights/The Bronx. Recently moved to Portland OR.. Proud American of Ukrainian/Irish heritage. Vatniks🚫 🇺🇦🇺🇲🇮🇪
depths of wikipedia @depthsofwiki
889K Followers 4K Following Hello I am @anniierau Please take away my blue check! I did not ask for it!
Smells Like Teen Stat.. @BlueEightySeven
925 Followers 2K Following Me: "I can do 3 years standing in my head!" Twitter: "Three years it is." Me: "Wait, no, I was just joking!"
taco belle @animalologist
7K Followers 2K Following wondering how we learn and how we relate. grieving, celebrating, getting distracted. desi doing experimental humanities
TracingWoodgrains @tracewoodgrains
22K Followers 1K Following Storyteller. CFP @TheBARPod. Pursue excellence. Eng/中文
James C.Coyne @CoyneoftheRealm
10K Followers 3K Following Prof. Emeritus of Psychology @ UPenn Med Health and Science Critic Promotes robust debate and mere tolerance, allowing and promoting unresolved differences
Parmy Olson @parmy
25K Followers 2K Following Tech Columnist for @Opinion on AI, social media, tech policy; ex-@WSJ @Forbes & author of 'SUPREMACY,' out this Sept https://t.co/hZyq9k72Xp
Crémieux @cremieuxrecueil
89K Followers 920 Following I write about genetics, 'metrics, and demographics. Read my long-form writing at https://t.co/8hgA4nNS2A.
Representative Adam S.. @RepAdamSchiffCA
6K Followers 732 Following Pounded a twink or six million King of the Gays Most Suspended Man on X Parody Artist. If you fall for my bait you owe me $8 CashApp: $DennisTrollKing
Jeremy Stamper 🇺�.. @jeremymstamper
9K Followers 996 Following You’re probably here because of my diabetes song. Composer, #StamperMelodies. Chairman, Stamper Industries. I do it all for @Stamper_Nation. Xeets signed “-JMS”
florida woman draws �.. @stephanicci_art
543 Followers 18 Following I draw stuff • personal @stephanicci
Anna Gát 🧭 @TheAnnaGat
30K Followers 3K Following Founder & CEO: Interintellect @interintellect_ 🧭 Bio: https://t.co/h6zEGcDxdp • Words: Inter-Era https://t.co/QnyZHWdWbH • "I am a part of all that I have met"
Cartoons Hate Her! @CartoonsHateHer
24K Followers 932 Following working on myself (figuring out all the ways I’m better than everyone who has wronged me.) she/her, follows/RTs =/= agreement. please publish my book.
Random Access Televis.. @RATVPod
128 Followers 64 Following 📺 A podcast where we let fate decide what TV show we watch. Check us out on Spotify, TuneIn or Apple Podcasts! email: [email protected]
Red Pen Reviews @redpenreviews
2K Followers 0 Following Expert health and nutrition book reviews that sort fact from fiction
Melly @mellybysea
1K Followers 365 Following
Jason Liebig @Collectingcandy
4K Followers 597 Following “The Indiana Jones of Snacks”. “Film and TV’s nostalgia secret weapon.” The nation’s foremost junkfood historian & host. Currently seen on: History Channel
Indie Pop Takeout @TakeoutPop
2K Followers 134 Following A show dedicated to power pop, guitar pop, jangle pop, dream pop, noise pop, sophisti pop, psych pop, and twee pop - anything with pop at the end pretty much...
lily @swanlbs
3K Followers 517 Following
The Original Ingredie.. @tradcokecan
431 Followers 809 Following cocaine capitalism is how we build the future that everyone wants
kache @yacineMTB
55K Followers 3K Following i'm a swe. go to https://t.co/pWRBfY8kn2 - AI image editing IN YOUR BROWSER! follow to watch a self funded founder beat VC backed AI startups with @dingboard_
frances kafka @pachabelcanon
2K Followers 634 Following hauntological transhumanist alt: @pach_canon
Tracy Alloway @tracyalloway
191K Followers 5K Following Co-host of the Odd Lots podcast. I like financial crisis hindsight, spurious correlation and puppies. London ➡️ New York ➡️ Abu Dhabi ➡️ Hong Kong ➡️ New York
Lyle Spencer @Spe81558890Lyle
805 Followers 1K Following Covered NBA 1969-2004, MLB 1970-2016, Aaron breaking Ruth’s HR record, Kareem surpassing Wilt, Brock eclipsing Cobb and had jabs thrown at me (missing) by Ali.
florida woman 🐊 @stephanicci
6K Followers 571 Following voted the peoples mid - art account @stephanicci_art
love Jerry Seinfeld accurately calling out unfunny Howard Stern
@growing_daniel I mean, if given at hospital it’s fine. They know how to dose it. If your concern is addiction that’s super valid but it’s no more addicting than any other opiate.
THE GOYIM KNOW SHUT IT DOWN
The Daily Beast just found Jamaal Bowman's YouTube account. Video titles from his subscriptions: • "BLACKS ARE THE TRUE J£WS" • "Kanye Exposes the Truth: The Secret Codes They Don't Want You to Know" • "What's Coming is WORSE than a WW3, Iran is Ready." (ft. Scott Ritter)
I retweet all Family Matters related news
Steve Urkel Actor Jaleel White Marries Tech Exec in Country Club Wedding | Click to read more 👇 tmz.me/YPVEr5o
i hope the worms in my brain stay forever nourished, even when im long gone
@max_paperclips I like that too. Whenever I see an obituary and it says they were “surrounded by friends and family” I think oh no, I hope that doesn’t happen to me.
I’m not depressed. I just want to lie down in the desert, go to sleep, and be consumed by all the plants and animals. But no therapist understands that.
feeling kind of depressed but in a way where you all think it’s really interesting and cool
I can’t remember if I took Advil 20 minutes ago but I do remember 20 min ago wondering if I had already taken Advil 20 minutes before that. So I can’t take it now because I may have already taken it twice. Or maybe I haven’t taken it at all. Point is: I belong in a nursing home.
@Variety So it’s a cross between two @rickygervais shows?
Can’t take my eyes off you
Frankie Valli granted 3-year restraining order against son Francesco who allegedly threatened his life trib.al/HZYWBKn
@bendreyfuss Luckily, they put cap smoothing into the CBA this time around. So it'll go up over time rather than the big spike like we had last time around.
Siri, give me the most obnoxious debate you can possibly think of
when I joined twitter a few years back, I believed that, if I had an anonymous account, then I would expose the worst sides of myself, reinforce them, and become trapped by them; today, I wouldn’t have the same worry, because I think I worked through the worst sides of myself by…
@SenFettermanPA No one is taking away your rib eye. Let the free market embrace synthesized meat if it wants to.
Wait he's no longer CEO and I shouldn't be tweeting about him anyway so I deleted this
@kajota @jessesingal Nahh. Thr Bee is just as ideologically driven, if not more. The Onion used to be no-holds-barred in its satire. It is now largely a left leaning mouthpiece, but there was a glory period of almost two decades where The Onion slapped hard on everyone.
@kajota @jessesingal No, there was a time when The Onion was genuinely funny, and had jokes that weren't 100% derived by working backward from "how can I turn one of my political grievances into something that sounds like a punchline"
The Onion has been bad for awhile but it hit a real nadir when it literally just took Things People Were Screaming On Twitter and pretended they were funny. What percentage of the world would have any idea what this was even about?
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