dilly dallie@basic_d4d
i’m constantly eating / @taylorswift13 enthusiast 🕰 (he/him) instagram.com/mrdylancain Toronto, ON Joined February 2012-
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his manager deserves a raise so bad
his manager deserves a raise so bad
fartlover_j has a point! i stand with fartlover_j
fartlover_j has a point! i stand with fartlover_j
taurus, a virgo likes you.
I love folklore/evermore more than everyone, but I’m tired of people only pulling from those songs when trying to prove Taylor’s lyricism. So here are just a few lyrics from pre-folklore Taylor that I think are perfectly crafted:
9-5 with a high salary is better than owning your own business.
work team keeps asking if im coming into the office and i keep saying no, and honestly you guys, im getting sick of their shit like why would i wake up earlier and take transit? when i can sleep in, have my coffee and work from my own home while watching ms mojo youtube videos???
and “and you’d be standing in my front porch light” at 3:15 in cardigan and “betty, i’m here at your doorstep” at 3:15 in betty i’m telling you, she’s a lyrical witch, man!
and “and you’d be standing in my front porch light” at 3:15 in cardigan and “betty, i’m here at your doorstep” at 3:15 in betty i’m telling you, she’s a lyrical witch, man!
me to cowboy carter once the tortured poets department is released
#WhatMeansTheWorldTo #Virgo A great cuddle partner, and fuck buddy.
there’s a difference between being a red flag and being, like, interesting - do you understand what i’m saying?
me digging up michael jackson so i can tell him taylor ended him
folklore surprise drop
there goes the last great american dynasty
this is so stupid and sooooo fucking funny
this is so stupid and sooooo fucking funny
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@basic_d4d It's like if you don't want me to use my sick/vacation days, don't make it an option, lol.... I saved them up. I earned that shit.
@basic_d4d This is the same nonsense Prime Video does when they say they have a show available, but it's actually on one of their subscription channels. If you have to pay more for it, it's not included in your base price. That's fraudulent. We stand with fartlover_j on this point
Post Malone is featured on both Beyoncé’s and Taylor Swift’s new albums.
OMFG
good morning to the bizarre people who upload a selfie on social media every single day in the same location and position with the same facial expression, i hope you get that perfect shot again today
i think the Supreme Court would unanimously side in favor of fartlover
i think the Supreme Court would unanimously side in favor of fartlover
I take SO much pride in knowing that Travis Kelce and I both got a degree from the same university in the same year.
she walked so slayyyter and kim petras could run
i was caught 🥲