Ted Lasso (Temu Edition) @tiredgaynomad
I was once described by my mother as a “charming misanthrope.” I think it fits. Philadelphia, PA Joined March 2023-
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Some artists write 100 songs to release 11, and others think every half-formed thought deserves a half-formed melody to nestle into and I think that’s beautiful. I would never speak ill of that beautiful, beautiful process.
Might fuck around and take myself on a date to see a challenging film this evening
Which standom has the best sense of humor about their girl? Do any? Does becoming a stan atrophy that part of your brain?
Went to nyc to cheer up a good friend post-breakup last night. Got a text this morning from my roommate telling me our trash can (it’s trash day) was nowhere to be found. Why are we stealing trash cans? This is the second one I’ve lost now and I keep it chained!
Been very very indecisive with display names this week.
New favorite thing on the internet just dropped
Okay but what about kids?
Cannot stop laughing at this guy getting stuck in his gym shirt.
Me: I’m only watching “Fallout” for the plot. The plot:
oh you don’t like seeing people have sex in public? one great way to see less of that is to not photograph it and exponentially expand its audience through the internet
me talking about taylor the latte boy:
what you ordered // what you got
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If nothing else, I will go on a little woodland hike
I was away for a week and a pair of mourning doves have decided to move in above my front door. I need to stop being scared of having my eyes pecked out so I can be a good host 😭
Some artists write 100 songs to release 11, and others think every half-formed thought deserves a half-formed melody to nestle into and I think that’s beautiful. I would never speak ill of that beautiful, beautiful process.
Get yourself a man who starts playing Hades four years late and constantly tells you you look like Zagreus.
@tiredgaynomad It's imperative to treat yourself once and a while
today’s celebrity feuds pale in comparison to hilary duff vs. faye dunaway
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Shooting puppies in the head isn’t part of normal life on a farm you sociopath.
We love animals, but tough decisions like this happen all the time on a farm. Sadly, we just had to put down 3 horses a few weeks ago that had been in our family for 25 years. If you want more real, honest, and politically INcorrect stories that’ll have the media gasping,…
@KristiNoem You are so full of 💩it’s not even funny. You just couldn’t be bothered to train that puppy . And if he truly couldn’t be a bird dog, I am quite sure he would have been a great pet for a family that didn’t need to shoot birds to give him something to do. #psychopath
Sometimes complimenting oomfs makes me feel like Tennessee’s weird governor who was obsessed with that twink. “Super look!” etc etc but some of you do have super looks, so 🤷
You ever decide first thing in the morning that you’re going to eat that frozen California Pizza Kitchen Bbq chicken pizza for dinner and suddenly that’s all you think about all day?!
The sun is shining and I got a haircut! All is right with the world 🥰🌞🧿
Going at all
it is extremely funny that Netflix has had Sex and the City for about ten minutes and their social people have already run circles around everything HBO social has ever done
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