Matt Suber @matthewsuber
security nerd • curiosity expert • taco vacuum • USAF vet • not your dad, but I have his jokes • DMs open for Ina Garten • he/him 🌈 IG: @matthewsuber Joined December 2008-
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do surveys on making Twitter Twitter again, not this
I was raised right. But I’d smile on my way to prison for using all means necessary to correct rude behavior on an airplane.
ladies and gentlemen, the hotel lighting
Paula Deen’s kkkackle at :48
Paula Deen’s kkkackle at :48
replace foxtrots with taco bell cantinas and no one gets hurt. (non-threatening)
I would have prayed to this as god back in 1132
tatte has the chance to do the funniest thing
cheaters will tell you they love you and then their actions tell you to look between h and l on your keyboard.
America is finally getting a real high-speed rail line Construction starts today on a track connecting Los Angeles and Las Vegas • Top speed: 186 mph • Total cost: $12 billion • Cuts 4-hour trip to two hours • 11 million passengers annually Train lovers everywhere rejoice
you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
thank you for 🐝ing a friend
thank you for 🐝ing a friend
I couldn’t do real estate bc you actually literally couldn’t pay me to answer a number I don’t know
Ranch Devereaux @theJacko
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Matthew Ray @mattysmalls
57K Followers 10K Following Actor. Writer. Virgin. Can't drive. Wolverine. He/Him.
jcritty 🫀 @jcritty
82K Followers 2K Following Actor, Director, Producer. He/Him/gurl. Opinions are mine. This is my only account. Rep: @talenthouseny @talenthouseca
Mark’s Forever Bear.. @djmmarquis
37K Followers 1K Following Star Wars Geek Zaddy. He/Him. Writer/Producer/Host of Forever Star Wars pod on the Clashing Sabers network https://t.co/QUE5EiJOKj. I❤🦖 💪🏼🏝
CH @chertz
27K Followers 4K Following 🌐🏳️🌈| Talk to me about 990’s, FOIAs and FEC Reports | Former Florida Man, Current Swamp Creature |
Kedzie Teller @Kedz
35K Followers 3K Following Founder of KedzieT Consulting • Advocate @AthleteAlly & @GayGames • Ambassador @Therabody • 2x #TeamUSA Quadball • @COMatBU Alum & Athlete • He/Him
Zach @zjfrank13
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Bradley @BradleyAE10
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Jonty Usborne @JontyUsborne
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Adam James @adamj_griff
53K Followers 2K Following queer + loud • he/him • photographer | digital + film 🎞️ Inquire below ▽
JF @justinfleece
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George @gpdr0meter
45K Followers 2K Following That smirking whore from Highgarden. https://t.co/EA9l0M0LXE
rainygay @rainygay1
64K Followers 2K Following Average Seattle gay enjoying Twitter. Trekkie. Cat dad.
J @Jimbo00o
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ptklein @ptklein
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hunter @HunterPippinPHL
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Justin @MrStorm
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Gareth Grey @greypig31
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Livia Wolfe 🚺🏳�.. @LadyLiviaWolfe
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Peyton Thorne @Peyt_TreeHill31
271 Followers 2K Following 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈 massive horror movie buff & Superhero movies.. Just a movie buff and BB fan. Reality show junkie. Love cool & fun Board & Card games.
Rodwyong @RowcliffRod
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RHC @HCoop1961
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Himbo Next Door @its_XXXavier
251 Followers 460 Following good boy who enjoys doing bad things 🤠 🏳️🌈
James @Jamesxx_xxx
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Samantha @Samanth82968485
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Ajibola D. @OlanreDee
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Hilary Mike @HilaryMike5289
0 Followers 113 Following
Jroxx♎️ @jroxxx83
0 Followers 34 Following 🏳️🌈| 40 | NSFW | He/Him | 18+ | i can show off n flirt! #chub #feet #gay #interraciallove
lucaspace @spaceswave
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Id @_quaresma22
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𝓐𝓹𝓸𝓵𝓵�.. @Liam_East_23
36 Followers 557 Following ♎️ I'll be back, just like Karma. 🐝🐍🐎🦍🤘🏼🤟🏻Keep it 1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ Follow or swallow🥥. iWrite __🖊️👻 (No Bots, Trolls or Babars allowed)
anotherhuman @anotherhuman31
47 Followers 831 Following Just another person back online wasting time
tightbottom @jfar2828
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e @ArigaGourav
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rewbri @brian_jb679
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llh @llh48057758
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𝐇𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞�.. @humberto_19x1
22K Followers 7K Following 𝐃𝐣 \XxX 𝐃𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐧̃𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐫 📝 😏 𝐔𝐧 𝐏𝐥𝐮𝐬𝐬 🍆🍆 🇲🇽 𝐌𝐞𝐱𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐃 Nacimiento Viviendo En Lima Perú 🇵🇪 ♐ https://t.co/oyxuAQJlmM
iamjonnyb @iamjonnyb8
167 Followers 2K Following
Vitamin K Lover @cactimaax
11 Followers 64 Following ☮️🧔🏻💟I Am Not Who You Think I Am🏳️🌈👬Demisexual🐈⬛CatPerson
DanValDen @DanVanDeDan
1 Followers 977 Following
sweetlk @sweetlk58356
48 Followers 2K Following
Sam @Sam202smsm
2 Followers 144 Following
@Dr. Michael R. Hart @MichaelRobHart
4K Followers 2K Following 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️He/Him, #Actor🎬#SAGAFTRA 🎥 #Chaplain, #Author Wrote SCOTUS Amicus Curiae Brief 4 Marriage Equality🏛#LEOChief(Ret) #Democrat | RTs x endorsements
Gustavo @Gus4432112
69 Followers 287 Following
EtxFarmboy54 @EFarmboy54
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jose @CarlosAria45069
15 Followers 202 Following
Sebas Fallas @sebas_fallas
617 Followers 1K Following
. @Va_user_1011100
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David @callahan_c91003
132 Followers 612 Following
wamzero @wamzero
297 Followers 5K Following
Toño Sanz @MSantos46438
28 Followers 783 Following
F @F0774331628976
0 Followers 365 Following
Eric Rodriguez @EricRobRod
88 Followers 276 Following
Ranch Devereaux @theJacko
63K Followers 4K Following Sophia Petrillo’s wicker pursenality. If everyone I ever met and Britney Spears were drowning, and I could only save 2 people, I’d save Britney Spears twice.
Matthew Ray @mattysmalls
57K Followers 10K Following Actor. Writer. Virgin. Can't drive. Wolverine. He/Him.
jcritty 🫀 @jcritty
82K Followers 2K Following Actor, Director, Producer. He/Him/gurl. Opinions are mine. This is my only account. Rep: @talenthouseny @talenthouseca
Cody Dalton, MD @CodyDalton93
72K Followers 358 Following General Surgery Resident | Aspiring Pediatric Surgeon | LGBTQ+ Centered Patient Care | He/Him/His | BLM | Great Outdoors | US Navy Officer
Mark’s Forever Bear.. @djmmarquis
37K Followers 1K Following Star Wars Geek Zaddy. He/Him. Writer/Producer/Host of Forever Star Wars pod on the Clashing Sabers network https://t.co/QUE5EiJOKj. I❤🦖 💪🏼🏝
CH @chertz
27K Followers 4K Following 🌐🏳️🌈| Talk to me about 990’s, FOIAs and FEC Reports | Former Florida Man, Current Swamp Creature |
Kedzie Teller @Kedz
35K Followers 3K Following Founder of KedzieT Consulting • Advocate @AthleteAlly & @GayGames • Ambassador @Therabody • 2x #TeamUSA Quadball • @COMatBU Alum & Athlete • He/Him
Zach @zjfrank13
113K Followers 979 Following I hate the headlines and the weather • Nashville • 29 • He/Him/His
Bradley @BradleyAE10
115K Followers 3K Following
Jonty Usborne @JontyUsborne
23K Followers 3K Following Engineer turned Product Manager, @Google. Creator & media partnerships at @YouTube. Formerly @BBCNews.
Adam James @adamj_griff
53K Followers 2K Following queer + loud • he/him • photographer | digital + film 🎞️ Inquire below ▽
JF @justinfleece
33K Followers 2K Following I’m not messy, I’m busy. Trans rights are human rights. Happily married. Queer. Big ass baby. (he/him)
George @gpdr0meter
45K Followers 2K Following That smirking whore from Highgarden. https://t.co/EA9l0M0LXE
J @Jimbo00o
27K Followers 2K Following Pediatrician. Dessert enthusiast. Fan of laying down. Pronouns: He/him/his
ptklein @ptklein
14K Followers 2K Following The happiest wayfaring stranger you'll ever meet. Cinema and History @AmericanU. Writing about why we watch movies at https://t.co/dd9Q61iFsr. He/Him/His.
hunter @HunterPippinPHL
38K Followers 876 Following REALTOR serving the greater Philadelphia region who loves hiking, taking pictures, and drinking lots of coffee.
Tom 🧃 @TomLucking
5K Followers 232 Following Northener living in S London 📍King of yellow stickers and dipping fries in 10 different dips.
@Dr. Michael R. Hart @MichaelRobHart
4K Followers 2K Following 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️He/Him, #Actor🎬#SAGAFTRA 🎥 #Chaplain, #Author Wrote SCOTUS Amicus Curiae Brief 4 Marriage Equality🏛#LEOChief(Ret) #Democrat | RTs x endorsements
glizzyana 🍉 @baby_arabia
9K Followers 586 Following presence sweet, aura bright 🤍// ♋︎ ♌︎ ♍︎ // 🇱🇧🇬🇷
Spring Whorestice �.. @cosmic_opossum
9K Followers 3K Following this is like my embarrassing diary but I’m reading it loudly on a street corner (He/Him) (maybe nsfw, 18+)
NASA Mars @NASAMars
1.5M Followers 222 Following NASA’s official Twitter account for all things Mars. Join us as we explore the Red Planet!
Jessica Sidman @jsidman
25K Followers 4K Following Food Editor, @Washingtonian. Proud member of @washguild.
Lance Richardson ❄�.. @lancerichardson
3K Followers 2K Following Writer. Australian who adopted America. Next: a biography of Peter Matthiessen, out Sept 2025. Fellow at the Cullman Center for Artists and Writers, NYPL.
Kitten Caboodle @JaredReinfeldt
17K Followers 1K Following Nick in @Feudfx | Gerry in Beautiful | Dan in Soderbergh’s COMMAND Z | Sully on @ahsfx | Victor on @gossipgirl | Toby in The Inheritance | babygirl™️ he/him
NASA Europa Clipper @EuropaClipper
136K Followers 63 Following NASA's Europa Clipper mission will find out if the conditions are right for life on Jupiter's icy moon.
NASA Voyager @NASAVoyager
869K Followers 49 Following Official account for NASA’s Voyager 1 & 2 spacecraft, the longest operating spacecraft in deep space. 🛰 Team HQ'd @NASAJPL (Verification: https://t.co/EOxYPHpDUh)
Playr @itsplayr
55K Followers 57K Following Checkout my latest music on Spotify/Youtube https://t.co/Ew7s3Yzusz👇🏻
Bourbon Erin @erpdc
1K Followers 2K Following Proud Kentuckian & Washingtonian 🍹 Cocktail Editor @bourbonbanter 🥃 Rescue Dog Mom 🐾 Crohn’s Warrior💜 Sustainability 💚 IG: @livelongandcocktail 🖖🏻
mike🪐 @ridingbikez
1K Followers 314 Following I’m 6 foot 2 I wanna dance with you I’m sophisticated fun
Domenick Wissel @DomWissel
31K Followers 629 Following Performance artist currently presenting the piece "life as a hot mess."
Barrett Anderson @BJAnderson85
922 Followers 3K Following California based 🏜️ Iowa raised 🌽 Husband 👬 Lawyer 🏛 (he/him/his)
Samn @PajamaSamn
35K Followers 1K Following
Gael Augusto @GaelAugusto
305K Followers 112 Following
President Carter @Beyonce__Carter
3K Followers 2K Following ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀CEO of Beyoncé, ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ Chris Hemsworth and Henry Cavill fan club.
JV @jcv_1983
6K Followers 2K Following Senior Technical Recruiter with a passion for Diversity, Equity and Inclusion.
nlopretzel @nLopretzel
6K Followers 1K Following family med doctor 💎 iced coffee enthusiast | he/him | LGBTQ+ health advocate 🏳️🌈
Zach 🌱🗺🚲 @ZZZZach89
4K Followers 4K Following 🌿🚲🌱🥕🏕🌈 🇫🇷📞 Animal & nature lover, cyclist, & map nerd 🗺🤓.
JT @myboy_jack
13K Followers 242 Following
griffin @dive_nn
2K Followers 1K Following
matt @computer_gay
24K Followers 1K Following
Bambi @KristopherKraig
12K Followers 2K Following a scientist of sorts 🧪 human of Summer and Milo 🐕 🐩 man of guy 👬 player of games 🏉 🎮 30. he/him
thomas @__TVan
10K Followers 1K Following Indiana University Swammer. (He/Him/His) #BlackTransLivesMatter
Toxic Nostalgist @realjudybarton
43K Followers 3K Following who could ever leave me darlin’/but who could stay 💘
Luciano Bottini Filho @BottiniFilho
1K Followers 4K Following Lecturer in HR Advocacy @sheffhallamuni PhD @BristolUni | @ModernLRev Scholar LLM @UoN_Law @CheveningFCDO Global Health, HTA/Priority-setting
Dalton @riddle_me__that
5K Followers 234 Following @_codez husband 👬🏼// Tank’s & Leo’s Dad 🐶🐱 // Fitness Coach // Host and DM for @dungeon_radio 🎙
Face to face with I told you so
Post a picture with your dog that doesn’t involve shooting them and throwing them in a gravel pit.
Post a picture with your dog that doesn’t involve shooting them and throwing them in a gravel pit. I’ll start
Brooklyn Half tomorrow! Only goal is to beat last year’s time - 1:37 🏃🏻♂️
me: so,like, do you want to get married wind: 💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨 him: sorry, no, there’s no ferry
Landed and in a cab ready to DJ for you at @ClubCumming today 4-8pm for the weekly @romymichelenyc party! Please bring pastries I already miss the Montreal delights and have been up since 5.45 so need help lol!!
Just realized I hit 14 years in DC this past week. Wild!
reminiscing on a period of my life where I would quote this at least once an hour… may have to start again
Hasan's fan revealed that they have been able to pay part of their college tuition by streaming clips of Hasan on Twitch Since Hasan doesn’t copyright his videos, viewers and fans are able to monetize them
View of Ireland from the ISS window
✈️ Traitors Drag Brunch w/ Miss Phaedra Parks
Please join me in wishing Cricket (the dog Kristi Noem shot to death) a blessed journey to the land of beautiful puppy dog souls. 💔
Today's digit: 3/10: We can use the April showers, like on a Monday or Wednesday instead. -Ian, CWG
Kristi Noem killed a dog like Aldo. He is a German Wirehaired Pointer and he’s the kindest, most dedicated creature you can imagine. The Gov of South Dakota claimed her GWP was a bad dog. That’s bullshit. Here’s the thing about pointing dogs like this: All you have to do is…
BREAKING: Direct file is a success! 90% gave a positive review, and it delivered over $90 million in refunds. It’s clear that Americans want an easy and free way to file their taxes directly with the IRS — without paying junk fees.
Treasury and IRS released new data on the IRS's Direct File Pilot for the 2024 filing season. The program received positive user feedback, saved participants an estimated $5.6M in tax preparation fees and helped taxpayers access over $90M in refunds. home.treasury.gov/news/press-rel…
straight from the tortured poets department
11 years ago I picked up this “free” dog from the pound. He’s cost me over $20,000 in vet bills since then. Still not shot.
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